Ali :
"Most dads have MINTS in their car, I'm sure"
Pretentious lil twerp.
On top of the Elizabeth Arden hand cream, he has the By Terrible Baum de Rose lip balm. Uh huh.
Plus a fragrance atomiser in case, he is caught "off guard" after a long day in London and a friend says blah blah blah GEEZUS Dude, what has happened to you !!!!!!!!! He has become so unlikeable.
You have to listen to his stupid and unnecessary reasoning for having a fragrance atomiser in his car. Good gawd. It's not that deep Ali. Just give yourself 25 squirts and move on, we don't need a lecture on it.
Seriously, the guy is a doofus. His stupidity and extreme vanity are a major ICK.
The Aston Martin / Cartier watch / Loro Pianas cannot save him from that.
He also explains why he has a
PEN and an emergency £10 (!!!!) in the car. The Aston Martin. Emergency £10.
Big spender.
Jackass.