Wonder if Lydia watched this
Lydia Millen #195 Girls just wanna have fun but I’ll spend Christmas wearing a greasy bun!
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The Queen (if she was still alive bless her) would put any Chutney made by Lydiot straight in the bin
mind you Lydiot's chutney wouldn't get past security 
but she’s the duchess of the bunga, patron of sage green!The Queen (if she was still alive bless her) would put any Chutney made by Lydiot straight in the bin
It wouldn't get past bio-security for sure!The Queen (if she was still alive bless her) would put any Chutney made by Lydiot straight in the bin
Short Legs …
My appearance is very important and you know I‘ve tried hard to be vain
I’d perfected my mime, pouting time after time in the mirror again and again
In the days when I used to have muscles, I would flex them hard out on display
But I haven’t got time, now the gym is a whim, since my chores take the whole of my day
My partner needs sleep on the sofa, which leaves me so much to get through
The chickens, the shed - I’d be better of dead - if I didn’t do all that I do
The garden, the cooking, the clucking, the mucking, then all the odd jobs and the fire
Needs raking and lighting there’s no point in fighting her flames of coercive desire
She bosses me gaily with orders barked daily, I treadmill my tedious service
I feel better by far when I test drive a car but the speed makes me feel a bit nervous
I peer out like a mole, am I losing control? How I wish my reserve was much stronger
I‘ve grown shorter you see since she pulled strings on me - how I wish that my short legs were longer…
The pedal to metal is not for me, Petal, I’m shrunken by odious work
Now you might hear a screech where my short legs won’t reach and as ever, I might look a berk…
My appearance is very important and you know I‘ve tried hard to be vain
I’d perfected my mime, pouting time after time in the mirror again and again
In the days when I used to have muscles, I would flex them hard out on display
But I haven’t got time, now the gym is a whim, since my chores take the whole of my day
My partner needs sleep on the sofa, which leaves me so much to get through
The chickens, the shed - I’d be better of dead - if I didn’t do all that I do
The garden, the cooking, the clucking, the mucking, then all the odd jobs and the fire
Needs raking and lighting there’s no point in fighting her flames of coercive desire
She bosses me gaily with orders barked daily, I treadmill my tedious service
I feel better by far when I test drive a car but the speed makes me feel a bit nervous
I peer out like a mole, am I losing control? How I wish my reserve was much stronger
I‘ve grown shorter you see since she pulled strings on me - how I wish that my short legs were longer…
The pedal to metal is not for me, Petal, I’m shrunken by odious work
Now you might hear a screech where my short legs won’t reach and as ever, I might look a berk…
Snow and mountains????? She doesn't have either!
I m waiting for the time when she realises the black room of doom doesn t work and she decides to give it a glow up and paint the walls green.
She’s still police of that ruddy book! Surely her followers are even bored sh*%>less with these posts!?
Do we think she'll do a 'what I got for Christmas' video?
I wonder what Lips was made to buy her for Christmas?
Lydiot every Mid January…oh let’s face it… every day! lol
Sorry! Meant posting! But Tattlers usually figure what I mean! I swear I have a few more brain cells than Lydia!
i wonder if the lazy moo has given any more thought to reducing down to one lacklustre flog per week while she has been horizontal for the past few weeks?
Josie and Charlie are going cold water swimming. I am starting to understand Lydia's puddle photograph now… Why bother paying for proper outdoor swimming? Just find a flooded field! #savemoneywithlydia
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I think this is possible for her. Many of her peers do 1 vlog and not regularly so she’ll probably feel justified. However they are so busy in many other ways that it probably doesn’t impact their income to do 1/week.
She just doesn’t have the content for 2 a week if she’s never going to go anywhere or even do a sit down review of handbags or anything. Wonder though if she went to 1 if it would really be the kiss of death since she doesn’t have the brand deals to make up the income.
Great point! There is nothing “literary” about this “book.”Yeah and recently I clicked through to view the pages of these people. Most are content creators or it’s their business page…. As suspected. The majority are posting and tagging her for the repost and maybe to get followers.
Really doubt this goth influencer lady who lives in full year round Halloween mode is loving this bewk about embracing every season? I mean… Are we really to believe a woman who writes blog posts titled “the sleazy rider season of the witch” is buying into this Lydia cuntryside cosplay BS so much that she is genuinely gushing about the “literary rendezvous with nature” and tagging Lydia?
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Please burn that damn bow.
Oh jeez it's an intentions and goals video.
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Said she felt like she didn't start 2023 right, well no thats because you had Savoy gate in December.
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Said she felt like she didn't start 2023 right, well no thats because you had Savoy gate in December.
The big bow looks so bad on her!
Yes bit bows with big ears dont look good.
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