Sorry I couldn't resist it!
But she’ll be swearing up and down that they don’t need to post about their anniversary because they were together. But posts every other mundane thing, including picking her noseWe also know your marriage is a complete shambles
That filter is filteringAnd just like that, immediately after we talked about the horrid bird's nest haystack she calls hair, our puppet posts for us.....her hair!
Right on schedule too.
witch, please.
We know that is not your hair.
This will be Lydiot's Christmas day outfitwait is that her hair?????????????????? Looks like a wig cause hers is way stripey! Did she get it bleached in the past day or so?
I saw SJP flogging bows and it's just so cringe on grown people over the age of 5. Even she looks foolish and she's trying to sell them... woman it's just ribbon.
Why is she dressed like an evil fairy. Just because bows are on trend this season doesn’t mean they need to be wearing them at their big age.This will be Lydiot Christmas day outfit
I'd love to know what she's been smoking to say its glorious!Glorious indeed...
New ring????That filter is filtering
Her hairline is receding. View attachment 2640805
Must have been high on something, as it didn't look like love, I don't know what but...View attachment 2640743 Mentions Carrie and all the ppl that made it happen except the one and only Mr Millen Gordon… tell me you’re so in love without telling me you’re so in love
Her clenched jaw lmfaooo Has he been reported missing yet?Not me laughing my arse off when Ali said to Lydia in the foyer of the 45 Park Lane hotel.
“ my wife has come dressed as the cushions, you blend in beautiful My Love”
He was either mocking her or it was intended as a compliment that she matched the soft furnishings in the fancy hotel, and because he is sothick'fick' I am suspecting the latter.
The look Lydia gave Ali when he said it! If look’s could kill. Her face dropped and there was a silent response. Then she turned her back and it looked like she walked off.
Hahaha, he must of realised mid sentence cause he ended that statement with “MY LOVE” to soften the blow!!
I was howling! . Morons, both of them!
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Looks like it, sorry a bit blurry but defo another new ring #probablyfakeNew ring????
Ring is probably fake just like the hair.Looks like it, sorry a bit blurry but defo another new ring #probablyfakeView attachment 2640943View attachment 2640944View attachment 2640950