Lydia Millen #193 Pardon the garden we‘ve no time to dine - busy with cosplay pretending all’s fine…

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Just had a squiz at littul Aldi's Christmas wish list......

Deer Santy Claws

Pleeze can yoo arrainge for mee to git given theeze presents:-

A monocle
Some plus 3's
A shooting stik
A monogrammmed pinky ring
A coat of Alms, (cashmere of course, non of that nasty polywotsit fabric)
Jacob Rees Mogg's taylor's phone number
Jacob Rees Moggs phone number
Another pare of ballet slippers, (velvit this time)
A dead pole to channge my name to Alloyishus, (make it a long one, we need logs for the fire)

Thank you
Yore obediant survent

xxx
 
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She’s allergic to ‘work’ it makes her sick.
 
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A monocle
 
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She is diagnosed with severe allergy to work and a violent case of Liabetes. Seeks her cure from a therapist with no certificate to treat either.
(combined Milking Keynes and Becky Bloomwood’s statements.)
 
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So she gets aldi to take her to an emergency service , sprawls her lifeless body all over the chairs and then declares that she is fine. Then she books herself in with a specialist, ie someone who specializes in one thing??!! So there is something wrong in a specific field. Dumb woman.
 
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Sha has the worst dress sense ever - flogging another hideous dress with her black Monolos on cos she sold all her evening shoes!!!
 
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In my opinion periods in 40s become much worse too , she can’t avoid that one
Wayyyy off topic so apologies in advance but does anyone have a coil? I just had one fitted and I hope that means no more periods and an easier ride through menopause. Would love to know how people find them!
 
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BOOHOO own Karen Millen.
She owed £6 Billion .., in 2010 and then in 2017 went bankrupt
 
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I am actually furious with what that Space NK woman has said to all those ungrateful fucking influencers whilst they are sat sipping champagne on the Belmond. She thanked them all for their support from the bottom of her heart..... WTF. These women get GIVEN products for FREE!!!!!!!! They don't part with their hard earned cash like their actual customers do. I spend £1000s a year at Space NK and I don't get a trip on the Belmond. Does she not realise if they got offered a paid partnership through another brand, they would be off. Their is no loyalty from these greedy fuckers. I actually feel embarrased for Space NK.
 
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I remember when I worked for several beauty companies and I was incandescent when they started working with influencers. While our commission and discounts were being reduced, our gratis product was being taken off of us, area managers were using contract loopholes to reduce hours and sack people they were taking influencers to 5 star hotels in Morocco and other destinations. Lavishing them with more free stuff then any member of staff had ever been given and then made us sit through ‘training’ where we had to listen to how well the trip went. Made me sick to my stomach.
 
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Wayyyy off topic so apologies in advance but does anyone have a coil? I just had one fitted and I hope that means no more periods and an easier ride through menopause. Would love to know how people find them!
Don't want to get too off topic but yes - mirena - and no periods for ten years but I didn't have it for the menopause. I think it's masking menopause symptons now though but I need a new one as this one is too old so I'm having break through emotions/ insomnia/ rage/ bleeding.
 
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Cawwie trying to keep people who work with Lydiot's moral up still works if you click on it.
 
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Whenever we see the Gp surgery side of the house it always makes me laugh
 
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