Good morning and welcome to today ![Rose :rose: 🌹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f339.png)
Keep this between both of us, but I still haven’t been able to watch any of the Nontent Collection! I have made the conscious decision not to watch any of the Cheerless ‘Seeds Only‘ Grogmasses either. I mean every mind-numbingly dull epi-sod (see what I did there?) will be about her wretched hair, the cupboard she is sorting out that day or her homespun philosophy/platitudes and galloping introspection
. I mean brown tweed frocks and an unkempt, overgrown garden do not an influencer make. Anyway, she’s gone back to grovelling to camera when she’s hoping for a cash grab again. It’s almost obscene. She can’t be fagged to set up her tripod and film properly. So, no thanks.
I decorated 2 fireplaces with garlands yesterday. I must say they do look incredibly festive and nice. I had insomnia and found myself opening the Christmas cupboard just for a little peek! Lo and behold the glitter got the better of me. I’m hanging the staircase garland today, so I am way ahead of myself this year. It’s a really good way of not just lying there fretting about lack of sleep and doing something productive and useful instead. If it carries on tonight I plan to write my Christmas cards and finish wrapping the Christmas presents I’ve had stashed away in wooden boxes in the larder since summer. I am fully expecting a star to appear in the East soon and then it’s just a case of hiring a camel and I will be traversing near and far to car parks across the UK. Before you can say
Some of you have expressed concern for my wretched neighbour again. Please don’t worry about her, she’s fine. I am thinking of planting her in the garden and putting fairy lights on her again like last year though…
Peace, piece, peas
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P.S: Two more words - Hair Extensions!
![Rose :rose: 🌹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f339.png)
Keep this between both of us, but I still haven’t been able to watch any of the Nontent Collection! I have made the conscious decision not to watch any of the Cheerless ‘Seeds Only‘ Grogmasses either. I mean every mind-numbingly dull epi-sod (see what I did there?) will be about her wretched hair, the cupboard she is sorting out that day or her homespun philosophy/platitudes and galloping introspection
![Sleeping face :sleeping: 😴](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f634.png)
![Zzz :zzz: 💤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a4.png)
I decorated 2 fireplaces with garlands yesterday. I must say they do look incredibly festive and nice. I had insomnia and found myself opening the Christmas cupboard just for a little peek! Lo and behold the glitter got the better of me. I’m hanging the staircase garland today, so I am way ahead of myself this year. It’s a really good way of not just lying there fretting about lack of sleep and doing something productive and useful instead. If it carries on tonight I plan to write my Christmas cards and finish wrapping the Christmas presents I’ve had stashed away in wooden boxes in the larder since summer. I am fully expecting a star to appear in the East soon and then it’s just a case of hiring a camel and I will be traversing near and far to car parks across the UK. Before you can say
Some of you have expressed concern for my wretched neighbour again. Please don’t worry about her, she’s fine. I am thinking of planting her in the garden and putting fairy lights on her again like last year though…
Peace, piece, peas
![Victory hand :v: ✌](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/270c.png)
P.S: Two more words - Hair Extensions!