Lydia Millen #192 Evergreen? More like Neverseen. Only 3 copies in her local Waterstones, Milton Keynes

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That water looking putrid as hell how is this a flex? And it's available to rent to the public at not an unreasonable amount considering its history. But regardless, I'd much prefer to spend less money at a more luxurious airbnb or hotel #notinfluenced 🥱
 
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Mr Millen-Gordon has taken this writing desk as his own... Oh, grate - another righter in the fam.. who can’t spell, pronounce, write or come up with an original thought...

 
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Guys we have a new self diagnosed ailment for the list. SNOWBLINDNESS due to extreme heat!

Of course when describing where this cottage is she has to talk about the cancer charity walk that she and cawwie raised practically zero dollars for and made it about their drunken cackling. She claims to have had snowblindness and leaves out the fact that she and cawwie actually did not walk the whole thing… sat in a pub drinking and got driven to the end.

Why can she not ever just say something like…. “Along the river Thames there are these beautiful cottages and we are so excited to stay in the one on the grounds of Clivedon”?

And boy oh boy was she working hard to stay in control of her accent, cackling, and behavior while trying desperately to look like a rich bitch the whole time. She must have needed a week off after this weekends efforts to be so fake.

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Rexy really is a strange ‘un...

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Omw, Rectumsmum is a psycho. She certainly has no control over herself.

I screenshot these comments last night. If they're not already deleted, Rectumsmum for sure has replied to them In her polite ever-so-sweet demeanour.
 

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Seriously she talks about this place like air bnb doesn’t exist.

It’s charming and love the windows but after seeing the main house at dinner and coming back to the cottage was like wah wah.

The absolute gluttony of free food… it was a bit much.
 
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Anyone else think they slept in separate rooms in the ‘cottage with a Mercedes, swimming pool and room for a pony’?!
 
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I was in hysterics when Ali was in the Cliveden fine dining restaurant thinking he was Lord muck. The sniffing of the wine, swirling it round the glass, acting like he was some wine connoisseur. He had no clue He was describing the Chardonnay as sweet, when typically Chardonnays are usually dry, but then again it could’ve been… who knows! he looked shit-faced at this point, and his under eyes looked very red like he had some sort of reaction.

He clearly couldn’t handle all the free wine that was flowing like there was no tomorrow. Lady Muck was no better, all she was saying was “oh wow” and ‘oh yer” each time she took a sip of wine. sniffing here, there, and everywhere.
I can’t handle the fact they were getting all this food & beverage for free, without paying a penny for it. Pathetic!

 
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This is the goon who pours wine at home like he’s a sommelier and drinks it like he‘s Donald Flopping Duck.
 
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Because she cannot write, spell, punctuate or use correct grammar…

So embarrassed by her constant ineptitude; almost every sentence contains a mistake!
But she wants people to believe she wrote a whole book
 
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But she wants people to believe she wrote a whole book
If you Google ‘Lydia Millen’ the book is no where to be seen… surely 101 for releasing something is that it’s the first page of Google? Savoy-gate is there though
 
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Celeris boots are nothing like F&F. they are made to fit.
 
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Only 50k views on day one but she's treated herself to another 1000k bots
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Aldi's treated himself too
 
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