I’ve searched up the audiobook on Spotify. My goodness 5 hours of listening to her talk absolute rubbish. No thank you! I would find better things to do with my time. And I know I’m wasting time and energy looking at this, but a really interesting thing popped up. On spotify above the audiobook chapters there’s a button that says extra, and when you click that it brings up a supplement to the audiobook. It basically looks like an ebook of Evergreen, but it’s 48 pages long. Editing * looks like it’s made up of different excerpts from the book.
Lydia Millen #190 Fell Off Her Pedal Stool
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Evergreenhouse…
I’m in my evergreenhouse where everything is brown
My lemons cried then simply died whilst I was up in town
I had to go to church you know, confessing all my sins
Thus leaving all my lemon trees in search of double gins
You could say that I lost interest, you could say I didn’t care
The net result is damages so far beyond repair
I just can’t keep my plants alive, they have so many needs
Demanding my attention even when they’re little seeds
So I’ll have to buy some new ones, oh my goodness, silly me
Forgetting all that watering whilst preening lovely me
I’ve had so much to think about since I became a writer
And all these selfish, wretched plants - each one of them a blighter
Expects so much - they’re out of touch - yet easy to replace
I’ll order more, it’s such a bore to water each dry face
The garden’s such a nuisance and it always seeks attention
I find it hard in my back yard and feel I ought to mention
Its not my fault I’m busy - in my bed or on the sofa
The epitome of sleepy me, a lazy moo-moo loafer
I chose my next book‘s title as I worked hard up in town
Book number two for all of you? I’ll call it ‘Everbrown’…
I’m in my evergreenhouse where everything is brown
My lemons cried then simply died whilst I was up in town
I had to go to church you know, confessing all my sins
Thus leaving all my lemon trees in search of double gins
You could say that I lost interest, you could say I didn’t care
The net result is damages so far beyond repair
I just can’t keep my plants alive, they have so many needs
Demanding my attention even when they’re little seeds
So I’ll have to buy some new ones, oh my goodness, silly me
Forgetting all that watering whilst preening lovely me
I’ve had so much to think about since I became a writer
And all these selfish, wretched plants - each one of them a blighter
Expects so much - they’re out of touch - yet easy to replace
I’ll order more, it’s such a bore to water each dry face
The garden’s such a nuisance and it always seeks attention
I find it hard in my back yard and feel I ought to mention
Its not my fault I’m busy - in my bed or on the sofa
The epitome of sleepy me, a lazy moo-moo loafer
I chose my next book‘s title as I worked hard up in town
Book number two for all of you? I’ll call it ‘Everbrown’…
Fab poem!.
next book - Eversh&te
next book - Eversh&te
This post from Lydia telling everyone everything she has done for the week, strategically listed, is done on purpose for a flex. That’s how pathetic she is. She has done this so she can boast and make herself out to be she is someone important, when she can’t even spell or string a sentence together without speaking gobbledegook. And the only reason she was invited to the Pride of Britain awards was because of her PR, otherwise they wouldn’t even know who she is except for how problematic she is, or would even consider inviting a nasty witch like her.So while she's asleep she writes on insta all the things she's done then posts it making sure it looks aesthetically pleasingView attachment 2508473View attachment 2508474
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She is doing her utmost attempt at trying to drown out the negative reviews and persuade people, by posting nonstop gushing messages (from sycophants, 5 friends, family and staff at BellePR) about her book on her Ig stories. The more she does it the more it should convince everyone that it’s a pile of poo, if she is trying this hard to sell her book it just shows how desperate she is that people aren’t convinced and are not buying her book.
But wait!!! Where's her Homeless Chapter?
She claimed she was homeless, remember?!?!?!?!
After her deplorable behavior at that homeless event?
Complaining about the food and instead of understanding the fear and somberness contemplating sleeping out for the night (by choice for her), she instead ensures she has "adventure" braids in her hair, packs her skincare, brings a cushy pillow and laughs through the event.
I'm stunned there is no fictional chapter or chapters on her nights of homelessness on the dark streets of the UK, sometimes in the middle of winter!
Where's that chapter?
Oh, it doesn't exist?
Yes, coz it never bleeping happened.
She's a deplorable witch.
Certain things about this twit really enrage me.
I work in psych and have done tons of social work in my life and I have seen what homelessness is.
Volunteering with drug affected infants, tutoring inner city youth, job training developmentally disabled adults, working in ERs and inpatient psych hospitals and yes, 4 years with chronically mentally ill adults living on the streets. These people are suffering.
Actually on the streets at night, in the dark, in the rain, in fear.
I was also involved in Operation Nightwatch in Seattle.
The homeless folks I was honored to work with did not become homeless by using up all their uni living rent and funds to buy expensive handbags forcing them on the streets.
...and staying in Grandma's lovely home is not "being homeless"!
That is not being homeless and it says a lot when even both her own parents did not want her living with them individually.
Speaks bloody volumes to me.
This moron has NEVER known homelessness and should thank God on her bleeping knees every day and every night, she NEVER was homeless.
Also, if she was truly homeless she wouldn't have made such a disgusting post claiming to check in to the Savoy whilst millions were struggling to pay for heat and electric.
If there is a chapter on her "homelessness" in her word salad compilation, I might just lose marbles.
I'm sorry to ramble....it's her claims on experiencing things like this, such serious topics that have destroyed lives.....solely just so she can profit off it.
She's doing that again with this book and her alluding to "not being here" if it wasn't for Carrie and Aldi.
I'm honestly so sickened by this witch.
When will the karma bus come around and run over her because it's years late at this point....
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Where is the video of her abusing Nicky? I would watch that…
I'd actually pay good money to watch that....
Lydia Millen #191 Negative reviews are taboo even though her book is a pile of poo.
You deserve a bloody medalMy lovely tattlers I have survived!
I must say her answers were coherent and made sense, whoever wrote them for her should get a pay rise.
Our little man was there. The whole 5’6.5” of him. Yes this is a confirmed height. There was no opportunity to confirm Lydia’s height, but Carrie was about an Both Carries and Lydia’s parents were there. Carri
parents sat in the 3rd row. Lydia’s somewhere in the back.
Surprisingly the church was full. I haven’t seen any influencers. MK way was definitely not there.
If you expect a lot of footage in the next vlog you will be disappointed. Carrie filmed for a grand total of 5 minutes out of an hour. This could have been a great opportunity for more content but alas her YouTube subscribers don’t pay to see her so why should she share.
The q&a was meh. Someone did ask why she published the book as Lydia Millen not Millen Gordon. Her answer was that this way she retained her real identity- the sweatpants wearing, bun on top of the head one (her words).
She forgot to switch off the mic when she left and we could all hear her say that she was “sweating soooo much”.
oh and I almost forgot, she had flash cards that reminded her to thank the audience because she gets overwhelmed.
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Do you think she realised I’m the tattle plug?
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she was on time!
for taking one for the team! I haven't even been able to stomach watching any of her videos since July.
Yet you watched this muppet live and for an extended time.
Thank you.
I hope you are recuperating well @Queenofsaigon and on the mend after having to endure that face and mouth live for the rest of us.
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If you're willing to purchase that and suffer through that word salad extravaganza for the rest of us, you deserve two medals!
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You definitely earned medals too @sydney1990 !
I can't even read any of her IG post captions nowadays let alone paragraphs from this "book".
Yes so true! Remember (albeit she was a little younger) she would be travelling to London for the day, then Paris the next day, then she would fly somewhere else that same week and still make time for the gym/spa in the evenings
she worked more but had more energy.Wonder how pissed off Lydia is that Josie and Charlie are being gifted a free AGA cooker (in green too). The most Lydia can get for free nowadays are gummie hair vitamins and Beauty Pie foot cream
Aga probably requires the recipient to explain how the Aga operates, actually cook on the Aga, and say more than "oh wow! oh wow!" Lydiot can't do any of that. I don't think that the new build floor framing is beefy enough to hold an Aga from falling into the Bung Hole's basement.Wonder how pissed off Lydia is that Josie and Charlie are being gifted a free AGA cooker (in green too). The most Lydia can get for free nowadays are gummie hair vitamins and Beauty Pie foot cream
Are my figures correct, Madam has earnted £45000 - £50000 so far from sales?
It’s so telling how she expects everyone to be purchasing her books and supporting her when she won’t ever do the same. The only thing I can remember was getting false lashes that Fleur had
Lydiot should take note that her 1.3M subscribers wasn't enough to impress AGA to give her a unit. Whereas Josie only has 281K but yet AGA felt that Josie would do a better job, that her subscribers were more likely to buy an AGA based on Josie's input, and an AGA stove was a better fit in Josie's historical home located in the Cotswold rather than Lydiot's new build in Northampton with multiple non-working toilets. It doesn't take very long to see that what little cooking that does happen at The BungHole is just pasta with grated cheese and no one needs an AGA to cook that slop. Josie and Charlie plan and cook multiple meals every day, whereas Lydiot and the Garden Gnome might scramble an egg, in a pot a couple times a week and maybe make noodle slop and risotto in the Thermomix. None of those 'recipes' require or need an AGA. Lydiot's want of an AGA stops after the fact that she like the aesthetic of the AGA.
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She only earns a small percentage of each book sold.
Josie and Charlie have also purchased a small Aga for one of their cottages.
Josie and chav are using their Aga incorrectly and have no clue how to cook efficiently on it or use it how it’s been designed to use . Hence why they are moaning it’s costing a lot to run. It’s costing a lot to run because of how they use it . They cook on it like it’s a normal hob and oven but it isn’t hence the oven is using a lot of energy to regain all the stupidly lost heat.
I think they said Aga aren’t giving them anything in the vlog. Chav said they paid.
Id be surprised in any case if a company like Aga would gift something anyway because it’s such a small selling niche product and times are hard people if they want an Aga are often buying re conditioned from other suppliers
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And the only reason both of them have a thermomix is because thermomix also run a pyramid selling scheme (and anyone can do this!) where if you buy a thermomix and give your code to friends and 6 people buy a thermomix then they will refund you the cost of your thermomix.
Possibly tricky for the average person to find 6 friends willing to buy a £1,309 thermomix . But an influencer with so many followers would be easy to find 6
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There’s lots of ways to make an Aga efficient so you don’t need to switch on the dryer , or dry dishes yourself , it can also press certain items meaning less ironing . There’s one major golden rule with an Aga though and how you use the hob and ovens to make it efficient. I am trying to not give away the rule because I don’t want to help Josie out !! But they are so thick when it comes to the Aga
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@blue-orchid Thank god there are amazing people like you in this sometimes dark world.
Sending you so much love XRegarding Karma, I do think it has come. Madam is having to continually pivot to make more mula. Being talentless this doesn t come easy to her and life, I m sure is very difficult. Pretty much everyone is onto her now after #hairgate, #savoygate, #slurgate, her reputation is in the toilet and she is a lone wolf which leaves her very vulnerable. True she is hanging in there but for how much longer? Compared to only 2-3 years ago her views are falling, sometimes by half, Aldi s too and that is a lot. I am convinced she has many sleepless nights worrying about her future. There are so many lessons she has to learn and so keeps coming up against them, Karma works in mysterious ways. Only when she learns her lessons,... being kind, compassionate and thoughtful will her life become better. Her Travesty will only show an upbeat positive view of herself but I am sure she is suffering in reality (hence the crying). @Namima posted a comment from someone saying how inauthentic she is and it was spot on, being fake in everything she does is what makes her deeply unhappy.
Tattle Life exists because there are very little repercussions for these shady shysters. The influencers can say and do what they like but there is no guiding force to ensure their lies are kept to a minimum, hence why we re all here. Someone like Lydia will run with this and will try every which way to bleed her followers dry.
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I wonder how much that is?
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They said at the beginning of the year they listed 10 brands they wanted to work with and AGA was one. They were basically gloating that their goals are being achieved. They said they are being gifted one but they’re hoping to have an ongoing partnership with them too. It was almost as if they were annoyed that they were only being given a free AGA rather than being given one as well as being paid to have one in their vlogs, similar to how Sky will give them a free TV as well as pay them huge amounts to use it.
Lydia making 5 figures on the book sales might seem a lot to us who are financially mature and intelligent (deposit on a property etc) but to her it’s only 2 pairs of earrings, considering she spent £20,000 in Boodles on one pair
. She might even buy an actual real authentic Hermes bag instead of buying fakes. The profit from Evergreen will be in and out of her bank within hours.- Status