Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

[coconochanel]

'I didn't use to cook when I first had my channel' you still don't, pasta is not cooking!
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So now her 'cooking consists of....

pasta
scrambled eggs
cheese board
pasta
pasta
scrambled eggs.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

OMG she's teaching the world how to make scrambled eggs.
In a fecking saucepan again.
Breaks eggs directly into the pan.
No butter.
Mixes eggs in the pan.
With a wooden spoon. There's a literal tsunami or whirlpool going on in that frying pan.
Adds butter and milk when eggs are almost done.
Gordon Ramsey would have a literal fit watching her.
Am I frying my scrambled eggs incorrectly???? Starting to doubt myself....

And the end result is those eggs look rank.
I suspect that may be Lydia's first and last attempt at scrambled eggs. Poor Ali.

He would be right!

 

[lucklady]

Why does she refer to Ali as Mr. Millen Gordon but she revered to using Lydia Elise Millen?

 

[coconochanel]

Why does she refer to Ali as Mr. Millen Gordon but she revered to using Lydia Elise Millen?

Because my lovely, she thinks it makes her sound posh!

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Why does she refer to Ali as Mr. Millen Gordon but she revered to using Lydia Elise Millen?

Because Her Travesty is the one wearing pants in their marriage. And she became known as Lydia Elise Millen. I’d say it’s for branding and narcissistic purposes. She would rather eat all of her precious fake bags than take Lips’ name.

 

[starship1]

Learning as she's going. Never had eggs before and never cooked them for Ali either but for content's sake. And who is she to show how you cook them? Both of them are so not intelligent. Ali so messed up his words on his vlog, fabric on a suit known as "breathy" instead of breathable. Just what, how do they get away with it all. Pretend that's how. His beach bag was hilarious.

 

[Sofie]

Learning as she's going. Never had eggs before and never cooked them for Ali either but for content's sake. And who is she to show how you cook them? Both of them are so not intelligent. Ali so messed up his words on his vlog, fabric on a suit known as "breathy" instead of breathable. Just what, how do they get away with it all. Pretend that's how. His beach bag was hilarious.

Yesss, and it s getting worse. I actually think they ve given up.

 

[Margo Polo]

OMG she's teaching the world how to make scrambled eggs.
In a fecking saucepan again.
Breaks eggs directly into the pan.
No butter.
Mixes eggs in the pan.
With a wooden spoon. There's a literal tsunami or whirlpool going on in that frying pan.
Adds butter and milk when eggs are almost done.
Gordon Ramsey would have a literal fit watching her.
Am I frying my scrambled eggs incorrectly???? Starting to doubt myself....

And the end result is those eggs look rank.
I suspect that may be Lydia's first and last attempt at scrambled eggs. Poor Ali.

Someone should send him the video. He’d rip her apart!
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Someone must have been drinking...

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The same pic from images 3-9...?!

Why is the cat looking like a sausage dog? Does she have a stretch filter on?

 

[Allexie01]

Ermmm....so the guest bedroom will have wisteria patterned wallpaper, gingham something or other, striped ticking and a canopy*......yikes, will anyone manage to sleep in that room?????

*Why just a canopy Lids....why not a fourposter?????

 

[Captain Timtam]

He would be right!

But she makes them in a ‘niche way’. FFS ‍

 

[DeniseRoyle]

We knew it was coming...

A flower arranging room - I'm done!

Does she "buy" enough flowers to need a dedicated room to arrange them?

 

[starship1]

Another new bed to swap out a new bed. Which wasn't used? Prioritised over having the bathroom fixed. Then cover the new bed up with new bedding. All brand new. An estate agent would describe it as guest bedroom with a new bed, modern double glazed windows but if you're looking for a more well lived-in space with original features, this is not it.

 

[Allexie01]

Learning as she's going. Never had eggs before and never cooked them for Ali either but for content's sake. And who is she to show how you cook them? Both of them are so not intelligent. Ali so messed up his words on his vlog, fabric on a suit known as "breathy" instead of breathable. Just what, how do they get away with it all. Pretend that's how. His beach bag was hilarious.

I had to look away after she picked up the waste bin from the floor and plonked it down on the worktop next to the cooker....ick ick!! How can anyone ever eat with those two muppets and live to tell the tale???

 

[Peppypoopar]

Should of called her book this and its green

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

Actually I think you're wrong there butter is heathly fat, margarine/spreads are very bad, as is seeds oils

I think of plant fats as healthy fats and animal fats as bad fats, and margarine as horrendous fats. LOL. But then I know fish can be healthy, so who knows what I'm even talking about!

 

[Peppypoopar]

No matter how much she trys that will always be a newbuild bungalow

 

[Fluffy81]

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Give me Josie’s stunning property anyday.

 

[Jojoanne1]

Yeah I’ve stayed at The Grove, you’re nothing special Lydia!!

 

[happyforest]

You missed the best part - bespoke curtain of dreams

Aww bless, drippy dragging curtains and bed skirting to match Herself's chin implant. Nice continuity there, Lydia.

 

[starship1]

Yes to confirm it will the 3rd new bed going into that room to match the "writing come table" desk. Just watched "the next project" vlog, dated 4 years ago. Sounds like a long time but that would be just before the pandemic. Which isn't so long ago. The accent and face have changed since . They are discussing gilding a mirror frame when Lydiot is explaining to Ali what gilding is as he doesn't know. So Lydia explains and he replies, "wouldn't that be "golding" then ?" That's what we're dealing with here.