Cravat darling, cravat.My gosh wtf is this outfit!
And do I spy a neck scarf . What a joke
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Cravat darling, cravat.My gosh wtf is this outfit!
And do I spy a neck scarf . What a joke
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Just in case, it's been sped up. This would have taken 20minutes of rambling at normal speedShe sounds like she's having a manic episode.
That’s literally an outfit of which Martha Stewart or Camilla would wear an iteration of at home / in the garden… My point is why is he dressing like a (older) woman???!!! Do we think Lydia knows he’s got to be gay?? There’s no denying it anymore surely.My gosh wtf is this outfit!
And do I spy a neck scarf . What a joke
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Pretty sure Prince Philip would never be caught wearing something like that!!!Ahahahahaha...he's chanelling Price Phillip now!! Aldi, you are a right plonker!
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What a b*tch. You can even see the split moment where she realises “oh fk I’m being recorded” before she breaks out into laughter. If she’s not an asshole she’s a weirdo (and not in a cool way either).This is what she says to the girls after they get her unflattering cardigan she left at the villa… mind you cawwie was prepared to MISS HER FLIGHT to make sure she got that sweater for this narc. I wish they had filmed her absolute melt down when she realized she herself left behind the ONLY SWEATER she can possibly wear on an airplane.
Notice noone else is laughing.
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I may of dreamt it (terrible dream if so) but I swear she has said she is 5’4 somewhere before sometime along the years?I reckon there is more than a few inches in the difference of their height. Ali has said he is 5’9 but wether he is 5’9 or 5’7 even in heels Lydia is never taller than him. In these pictures she is either wearing rockstuds which are 2.3 inches high or Hangisis which are 4.1 inches high. All heel heights that should make her taller than Ali or at least equal.
In the last photos she is wearing Jimmy Choos and which are 3.3 inches high but she is also really stretching herself upwards and back to seem taller and she is just about Ali’s height yet in their wedding photos when she has higher heels on she is quite a bit smaller than him.
They most likely also edit their photos to appear taller.
Another reason I do not believe Lydia is 5’7 is because she is always exclaiming how short and dumpy she is. The average female height in the UK is 5’47 so 5’7 is quite a bit above average and not short at all. Do we ever hear Victoria say she is short? No! Apparently Tamara is also 5’7 (according to Google) she never claims she is short either. A 5’7 female is not short.
I bet it is one of the reasons Lydia never wears the clothes brands send her. She will be --- for the samples and will be too embarrassed to ask for them to be tailored as she has probably also told them she is 5’7 too.
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It really is such a shame, I mean each to their own but he was so much better when he wasn’t pretending to be a posh so and so and was his cheeky chappy self dressing more for his ageMy gosh wtf is this outfit!
And do I spy a neck scarf . What a joke
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I think she’s 5 ft 5I may of dreamt it (terrible dream if so) but I swear she has said she is 5’4 somewhere before sometime along the years?
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It really is such a shame, I mean each to their own but he was so much better when he wasn’t pretending to be a posh so and so and was his cheeky chappy self dressing more for his age
She really looks like an Oompa Loompa…..she can’t get away from it….Looks like she is going to break into the time warp dance here
I would say 5 ‘ 3” …..I think she’s 5 ft 5
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Grotty - could be anywhere. She does like walls though! Neighbour’s wall, stranger’s walls, Spanish walls, 500 year old walls..
One thing though, she’s not letting the Hermès out of her hand - even when examining the pics!
Who is she trying to convince that she loves her life? I’m not convinced, are you? Is she?
yes I'll screen grab that! I'll also screen record Lydia narratingthe back story on the cardigan that was sent by taxi to the airport because she cannot fly without that one and only sweater. Honestly if I were her staff I'd burn it and make her wear normal travel outfits. It's so bad@Julia123 Are you able to attach the part of the flog where Carrie tells her not to pick her nose? I had a good laugh at that
Mind you I'm picking up on the MAJOR SHADE she's throwing at these bags by saying the OLD Lydia would NEVER want them. She is the worst. Brand offers up a free bag.. she can't decide so she asks for 2... then basically says she wouldn't have ever worn them in the past and by the way... she's HAPPY scraping the bottom of her career and living in a house she hates with a husband as a roommate. eyeroll
Ok LOOOOOVE that this comes in time for Lydia's second to last vlog where she mentioned her "very intelligent followers" "some that are not always very fond of her" ... Which I took as a compliment aimed towards us!!
Also, on that topic, did I miss the "AD" disclaimer during her Chloe Digital advert in that vlog??
I noticed that too, it’s okay though as it’s plastic it’ll wipe clean.Is that a stain on the Hermes?
I don’t visit here much, but wanted to send youI wish there was an extra special like button that I could share with all the wonderful community here …….
Thank you for all your lovely caring messages. I hope sharing my personal post has perhaps helped some of you in some small way.
Now back to business.
I will be very busy this weekend. I have suddenly realised the reason why I have disturbed sleep. I really need to wear a hair band that is a matchy matchy colour to the logo on my dressing gown. This will make my bedtime routine complete. Or in the words of Rapunzel Millen, this makes me sooooo happy.
So I’m off to sweep the internet to find a blue/navy hair band to match the name & logo on my dressing gown. I might source a few thousand on Ali Express & create an affiliate link to flog them to others.
Thankfully I have a very popular first name - Hilton
I don’t have my surname embroidered, but it’s pretty common too - Hotels 🫣🫢
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Of course she is.She really looks like an Oompa Loompa…..she can’t get away from it….
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I would say 5 ‘ 3” …..
He looks like Roy Cropper.Ahahahahaha...he's chanelling Price Phillip now!! Aldi, you are a right plonker!
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