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* It was Lidl's birthday WEEK and the emotional vampire was inundated withbirthday gifts from brands one #ad bouquet from "client", Narcissist.
* She spent a wet birthday weekend being more obnoxious than usual, dodging potholes with Ali, paid-for-bestie Scary Cawwie and Man Bun.
* They stayed at The Fox near Moreton-in-Marsh, in the Cotswolds...this pub with rooms is Grossie's new best friend Carole Bamford's (Daylesford) latest venture.
* "From the desk of" Ali (and the plotting of toxic twins Cawwie and Lidl) 8 wax sealed clues on a "wine walk" led to Lidl's birthday present, in a sweet nod to Splainer's stunt for Grossie.
* This elaborate staged event didn't meet Lidl's standards and Cawwie admitted cutting footage of the 35-year-old Lidl complaining.
* We even had the drunk, spoilt brat filming herself fake crying in the pub loo, accusing Ali and Cawwie of playing a mean joke on her.
* Of course we guessed all along that Ali would give in and agree to chickens. Yes....while she's wafting around with a basket of eggs for Instagram, he will be dealing with feeding the hens, their welfare, mucking them out, protecting them from foxes, catching the inevitable rats and controlling the doggies. No happy ending for you, Ali!
* In a freak coincidence Grossie posted a pic of her pond and duck house hinting she might get ducks...one day.
* While Ali has clearly researched henkeeping, "chicken mama Lidl" is not interested in anything except the hen house aesthetics.
* Lest we forget, for Ali's birthday the lit-tul fella received a packet of seeds, a bottle of whiskey, a "last minute" gin party for his friends and family, nettle cake, risotto and bread in the Greedhouse of dreamzzz, an episode of Gardeners' World and an early night.
* Never one to miss throwing her mother under a bus, birthday-girl Lidl managed to infer that her mother has no taste or money without telling us...
* Lidl and bestie attended a Serge Lutens event but she didn't film it as she gets "very overwhelmed" at these things. You've been in the industry for 11 years and have one job Lidl #content!
* On the way there she discussed other perfume brands and how much she already has...der!
* A reel for the perfume, filmed in the dark, resembled a trailer for a horror film with Lidl playinga crazy psycho herself.
* We thought our "picture perfect" Lidl was cosplaying the Princess of Wales in a white knitted dress but it was actually Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction (thanks @Here-For-The-Dresses).
* She's definitely cosplaying Ivanka Trump with her Amazon and Lily Silk dresses. Come to think of it I've never seen them in the same room together...
*Lidl tried on Oscar de la Renta dresses for tiktok in her scuffed Manolo flats. Grossie mentioned the brand for a "mother of the bride" outfit. Pretty sure you're not getting an invite to THAT wedding Lidl!
* She's working for Vestiare Collective showing "sort (sic) after" Hermès bags.
* Fashion YouTuber Erica De Lima (@ericasgirlyworld) was definitely talking about Lidl when she asked her audience to guess the fake influencer.... Clue? "It begins with L".
* Our very own @CallMeHollywood confirmed that Lidl was blacklisted by her company.
* The MGs are "skipping a house" and not moving...(This is a reference to them moving from a 2 bed terraced house straight to The Bunga of dreamzzz, which they described as skipping a house.) Presumably they will be now be leapfrogging a normal detached house, straight to a mansion in extensive grounds in the Cotswolds....if work hasn't dried up.
* Lidl popped up at The Summer Skincare Dinner hosted by The Wedding Edition and 111SKIN where she posed in a floral ODLR frock among a group of young, blonde cocktail dress wearing instagrammers.
* Breaking News...the toecurling Manolos have been #gifted replaced...thank you Emmy London. Please dispose of the Manolos for us!
* We STILL want to know about the secret personal financial project....and is there Karen Millen work after her Spring 2023 collab?
In other news
* Ali is perfecting his sideways pose....less Anthony Gormley's statues in the sand and more Aldi Gormless. Still "wet and wonderful" Ali?
Photos thanks @K18 @Milking Keynes @Here-For-The-Dresses
* It was Lidl's birthday WEEK and the emotional vampire was inundated with
* She spent a wet birthday weekend being more obnoxious than usual, dodging potholes with Ali, paid-for-bestie Scary Cawwie and Man Bun.
* They stayed at The Fox near Moreton-in-Marsh, in the Cotswolds...this pub with rooms is Grossie's new best friend Carole Bamford's (Daylesford) latest venture.
* "From the desk of" Ali (and the plotting of toxic twins Cawwie and Lidl) 8 wax sealed clues on a "wine walk" led to Lidl's birthday present, in a sweet nod to Splainer's stunt for Grossie.
* This elaborate staged event didn't meet Lidl's standards and Cawwie admitted cutting footage of the 35-year-old Lidl complaining.
* We even had the drunk, spoilt brat filming herself fake crying in the pub loo, accusing Ali and Cawwie of playing a mean joke on her.
* Of course we guessed all along that Ali would give in and agree to chickens. Yes....while she's wafting around with a basket of eggs for Instagram, he will be dealing with feeding the hens, their welfare, mucking them out, protecting them from foxes, catching the inevitable rats and controlling the doggies. No happy ending for you, Ali!
* In a freak coincidence Grossie posted a pic of her pond and duck house hinting she might get ducks...one day.
* While Ali has clearly researched henkeeping, "chicken mama Lidl" is not interested in anything except the hen house aesthetics.
* Lest we forget, for Ali's birthday the lit-tul fella received a packet of seeds, a bottle of whiskey, a "last minute" gin party for his friends and family, nettle cake, risotto and bread in the Greedhouse of dreamzzz, an episode of Gardeners' World and an early night.
* Never one to miss throwing her mother under a bus, birthday-girl Lidl managed to infer that her mother has no taste or money without telling us...
* Lidl and bestie attended a Serge Lutens event but she didn't film it as she gets "very overwhelmed" at these things. You've been in the industry for 11 years and have one job Lidl #content!
* On the way there she discussed other perfume brands and how much she already has...der!
* A reel for the perfume, filmed in the dark, resembled a trailer for a horror film with Lidl playing
* We thought our "picture perfect" Lidl was cosplaying the Princess of Wales in a white knitted dress but it was actually Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction (thanks @Here-For-The-Dresses).
* She's definitely cosplaying Ivanka Trump with her Amazon and Lily Silk dresses. Come to think of it I've never seen them in the same room together...
*Lidl tried on Oscar de la Renta dresses for tiktok in her scuffed Manolo flats. Grossie mentioned the brand for a "mother of the bride" outfit. Pretty sure you're not getting an invite to THAT wedding Lidl!
* She's working for Vestiare Collective showing "sort (sic) after" Hermès bags.
* Fashion YouTuber Erica De Lima (@ericasgirlyworld) was definitely talking about Lidl when she asked her audience to guess the fake influencer.... Clue? "It begins with L".
* Our very own @CallMeHollywood confirmed that Lidl was blacklisted by her company.
* The MGs are "skipping a house" and not moving...(This is a reference to them moving from a 2 bed terraced house straight to The Bunga of dreamzzz, which they described as skipping a house.) Presumably they will be now be leapfrogging a normal detached house, straight to a mansion in extensive grounds in the Cotswolds....if work hasn't dried up.
* Lidl popped up at The Summer Skincare Dinner hosted by The Wedding Edition and 111SKIN where she posed in a floral ODLR frock among a group of young, blonde cocktail dress wearing instagrammers.
* Breaking News...the toecurling Manolos have been #gifted replaced...thank you Emmy London. Please dispose of the Manolos for us!
* We STILL want to know about the secret personal financial project....and is there Karen Millen work after her Spring 2023 collab?
In other news
* Ali is perfecting his sideways pose....less Anthony Gormley's statues in the sand and more Aldi Gormless. Still "wet and wonderful" Ali?
Photos thanks @K18 @Milking Keynes @Here-For-The-Dresses
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