Influenzermary
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Another grossly overpriced dress that she has no clue how to style. That jacket is horrific. Maria von Trapp called
I’m sorry but this is the tackiest hodgepodge of decor… the place is covered in babies, crystals, shopping bags, Buddhas, figurines, what looks like a nest, lions, candles, busts and horses. I always got why Josie with horrific interior taste always liked it but come on…. Clearly paid to say this.Girl, you're gonna need more than a juice to sort you out ...
More like an exorcism heeheeeee
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As usual, Lyds is more taken in by the superficial elements of the salon than the actual work ... Teefers grey hair ...
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I give herhelmethair a week and it's back to Crispina...
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The stripes in her hair ...
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Thanks for the heads up !!Wish I could find the tweet now but saw on twitter this morning someone shared a picture of them both and said how much of a glow up they’ve had. It was 4 pictures - 2 of them were them in gym gear from YEARS ago and 2 from recent times in their fancy farmer dress. The amount of sub tweets it got was insane, everyone saying how much she’s lied to her audience and that people genuinely thought she was “old money” and are shook that she really isn’t I’ll continue looking for it but so funny they’ve been exposed again
What’s with the airy stupid voice? “Ahhhll get quaiiiihhhhls babe, I just want anything so I can collect eggs”. Stupid bint doesn’t give a shiny shit about the animals, just the pics of her collecting eggs.Thanks for the fantastic recap @Miscanthus
reposting this… Lydia’s own words. She only cares about collecting the eggs (for photos/the gram). Doesn’t seem to care what birds
Reallly looking forward to seeing WHERE in the back yard she thinks she’s gonna put this chicken fortress surrounding the baby carriage of a coop.
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Their garden is going to be such a mess! The chickens are going to scratch every little patch of grass, earth, woodland, raised beds… they will end up in the neighbors garden, on the road… . They will drive everyone nuts and lidl will really need to breathe chicken !Hilarious! Plus - just wondering what is the advantage of a mobile chicken coop - Aldi seems keen but wondering what Madam has in mind? It will be oak for sure to be sympathetic...
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She can't use her Kelly Mini because it is fake. There are several Hermes handbags that she owns that have disappeared from sight.And the huge Hermes bag on her lap! Not even the mini Kelly - clueless. I reckon you’re right - last minute invite or stand-in. How does she never have anything appropriate to wear? Shirtdresses or ballgowns of toooole. Nothing in-between.
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She was trying to downplay the foxes, saying they'd only seen one in the garden three or four times. How come the dogs roll in fox shit every time they play in the garden then?Exactly! It’s utterly awful. The stench, the rats, the fox, the mess, the extra work and the carnage all because she wants to stomp 20 paces with eggs in a basket whilst wearing some tweedy gilet or a dressing gown…Her staff need to intervene and say no!
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Oh! I nearly mentioned Lucozade earlier! YES - if I was ill my mother would give me Lucozade. I absolutely loved it. I could feel it killing me - sorry making me feel better. I loved Marmite and Penguins too! Can you believe they were banned for food colouring? I now have to go and lie down in a dark room since my childhood lies in ruins . Tatters I tell you