Good ‘un, cos she’s slowly sucking the life outta him.Kidney For Sale…
My hubby sold his kidney, what a hero what a pet
He sold it so that I can have a new bag and I bet
That you might ask a friendly man to sell a body part
To buy a bag for you that’s widely known as walking art
I’ve seen another bag I like owned by an ancient queen
So I’m making him some soup and then we’ll talk about his spleen…