Do you think she might ‘playfully hide’ the ginger jacket up a tree or under a plont pat ? Did you see the Daxon Masterstroke I pulled there? Now you can all comment below how I have misspelled plont pat…Just too glever for my own cood.
Do you think she might ‘playfully hide’ the ginger jacket up a tree or under a plont pat ? Did you see the Daxon Masterstroke I pulled there? Now you can all comment below how I have misspelled plont pat…Just too glever for my own cood.Its pretty clear that Lidl uses tattle as a gauge to see how she is coming across in her videos and then films things to counteract it. We say she has a bad relationship with her dogs, next IG story is of a dog asleep in her lap. We say she doesnt have PT sessions anymore, next thing we have her out on a run with her PT. Like someone else said on the last thread, what else can we make her do/address?!
My first thought was is she wearing Victorian BLOOMERS?This is how she says good morning to her followers
This fire pit upsets me. Is it supposed to be rusty like that?
Back into the full swing of it.Congratulations to @Catlady1234 for the thread title with 31 votes!
Ok, I have no control how you choose to perceive my words...you can squish them up and make of them whatever you wish!
* After hedging her bets and announcing she was happy at home, Lidl is back to pre Covid level press trips....you know, the ones that don't define her.
* She's found her mojo "a bit", with longer vlogs. We've lost our mojo "a lot", listening to them.
* Lidl and Ali were at Silverstone, where she insulted Ali and his dad in one comment. If they can't handle their drink why were you pissed?
* It's "the pick of the Grom Prees". Really... rather it's just up the road from The Bunga.
*Peepea scented fragrance brand L'Artisan Parfumeur hosted Lidl and Aldi in Paris and The Loire Valley. It seems that the Loire Valley has four seasons...whodathunkit?
* Ali can't pronounce "Loire", but his excuse is he doesn't speak French. Ali can't pronounce many English words either.
* Lidl went to Wimbledon with Elizabeth Arden. She goes "every year" but had no idea what match was playing.
* She's used the brand's 8 hour formula "since she was liTTle". Maybe show it to us poor people Lidl?
* She wore a £4,000 Giambattista Valli two piece with bare midriff, already worn at Silverstone and in France.
* She didn't vlog. She didn't want to be mistaken for an over privileged influencer in a chavvy outfit.
* 'The Royals' then went off to Montreux, Switzerland with Fairmont hotels, for the Jazz Festival.
* The Hermes bag took centre stage on a boat trip onLake Garda Lake Como Loch NessLac Léman.
* In a too tight two piece by Emilia Wickstead, Lidl continued her bromance with Fairmont PR Nick Frazz, while Ali took the wheel like "an old time Hollywood movie star".
* In another movie reference she likens herself to Gwyneth Paltrow. The question is, who is Tom and who is Dickie?
* Lidl needs a break between holidays trips to be her quiet, introvert self or she will be poorly. We need a break between vlogs or we will be sick too!
* A bee found its way into Ali's bee suit and stung him on his lips. His mate Jez came to the rescue. He later reported that it was only 80% swollen. Keep going Jez!
* Honey bees are the only bee to die as a result of stinging. It's a horrible death. RIP bee.
* Lidl is doing another Sellier 'drop'. She's shedding Jimmy Choo freebies and Dior, Fendi and Chanel bags. Stand by for another Hermès.
* She wants another dog when they move...will that be after training Berkeley not to chew Porter's collars and eat his food?
* This time she wants a Bassett hound. The breed howls or barks at anything; drools; has specific dietary requirements; follows scents if not kept on a leash and needs exercise. A parfekt dog for you Lidl!
* She doesn't have time for Ali but separation is good for a marriage. Good job wee Ali is at the wee Scottish Open in wee windy Berwick.
* Lidl's engagement rate has dropped to under 1 per cent ( = low engagement rate) and she didn't make it to the top 130 influencers list. "Her" Englishcountrygrandmother hashtag received 4.8m views, though.
* Her knives and forks are the wrong way round but she's "devaststed" her tablecloth clips are in the photo.
* She's doing a giveaway for Sellier, but styles a white Chanel heart bag on an all white outfit while banging on about the Amazon top.
* She wants her boobs to be teeny tiny. They are! Why have implants?
* Lidl hosted a KM meeting at her house. She wore an Amazon dress.
* She's celebrating 10 years of friendship with Cawwwie.
In other news
* KM invited Model Mouth to Royal Henley regatta
* Lidl didn't get an invite to the Jimmy Choo event either
* Lydia Tomlinson has her own clothing collection with Pretty Lavish
* Ali took a chopper to see his knit wit twin David Beckham. Ali's hair adds inches to his height but his fellow dreamboat's (thanks Splainer) is twice as high
* Claire Chanelle now has a house in the south of France; Lidl has Pinterest
* Freddy and Josie are in Disneyland and the Bahamas
Photo courtesy of our @Peppypoopar View attachment 1415754
Don't you mean plant pot @Oops... ?Do you think she might ‘playfully hide’ the ginger jacket up a tree or under a plont pat ? Did you see the Daxon Masterstroke I pulled there? Now you can all comment below how I have misspelled plont pat…Just too glever for my own cood.
Possibly unpopular opinion: Berkeley’s (sp?) coloring always looked off to me. Is it supposed that color of grey with a yellowish brown? Tbh, I don’t find him as “aesthetic” as ol Porter boy. 🫢🫣This is how she says good morning to her followers
This fire pit upsets me. Is it supposed to be rusty like that?
FAT LIPS AND GROM PREE
Wee Aldi had a windy wee
A windy wee had he
And after he had a windy wee
He got stung by a bee
And when he got stung by a bee
He went to tell wifey
But sometimes she is hard to find
Being only five foot three
He saw a maxi cardi
And rubbed his hands with glee
For that stomping, teeny frumpy
Must be my own Elsie
But when he came towards her
She said ‘Not now, lovely!X’
She held the camera to her face
And posed for a selfie.
Wee Aldi should know better
Her MO is me, me, me
But he waited with increasing pout
Becoming more volummptuously
‘Oh, my Lids, just look at me
As swollen as can be
I was trying to impress David Beckham
And converse about the bees
But now I look a fool
Noone to blame but me’
Elsie looked toward him
And cackled with glee
‘At last we have some content
We can post it on IG
I thought I’d have another week
Flogging froggy floristry
My only content nowadays
And I have told Cawwie
Is an energy ball, a compote
And treatment for a flea -
Souster & Hicks, Amazon whitening strips
Match hospitality
A yoghurt and a podcast
with Dr. Chattergee
An oil, a serum, the wrong Sancerre,
A pair of Gianvito Rossi
Teasing Porter and Berkeley
And thanks to wee Aldi
A day of getting hammered
At the British Grom Pree!’
Ps my ms hates this heat so I will be living in this pool for the foreseeable futureMon 34 Celsius
Tue 35 Celsius
Pool being collected from Argos today, heads up is there's a water shortage in Sussex it's because of me, soz3.2.1 Lydiot buys a big pool. View attachment 1416316
That is just champion - absolute chuckle festFAT LIPS AND GROM PREE
Wee Aldi had a windy wee
A windy wee had he
And after he had a windy wee
He got stung by a bee
And when he got stung by a bee
He went to tell wifey
But sometimes she is hard to find
Being only five foot three
He saw a maxi cardi
And rubbed his hands with glee
For that stomping, teeny frumpy
Must be my own Elsie
But when he came towards her
She said ‘Not now, lovely!X’
She held the camera to her face
And posed for a selfie.
Wee Aldi should know better
Her MO is me, me, me
But he waited with increasing pout
Becoming more volummptuously
‘Oh, my Lids, just look at me
As swollen as can be
I was trying to impress David Beckham
And converse about the bees
But now I look a fool
Noone to blame but me’
Elsie looked toward him
And cackled with glee
‘At last we have some content
We can post it on IG
I thought I’d have another week
Flogging froggy floristry
My only content nowadays
And I have told Cawwie
Is an energy ball, a compote
And treatment for a flea -
Souster & Hicks, Amazon whitening strips
Match hospitality
A yoghurt and a podcast
with Dr. Chattergee
An oil, a serum, the wrong Sancerre,
A pair of Gianvito Rossi
Teasing Porter and Berkeley
And thanks to wee Aldi
A day of getting hammered
At the British Grom Pree!’
Not very ass thet icIf I remember rightly someone in the last thread asked if Lydia's had a terrace or a patio? neither its a load of filthy slabs.
Omg...pick me up off the ( hot) floor somebody.How can anyone survive without the...
A Millen-Gordon guide to... Preparing for a heatwave
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Thanks for the explanation. I doubt she covers itMost cast iron firepits you get will be black at first and then they age naturally which looks really nice. Sort of a light rust like the image below but that’s when you put a cover over it and look after the fire pit when it’s raining etc.
The pure orange rust she has is from neglect and it looks awful.
Just like the rest of her belongings.
There is no way in hell the Amazon dresses are made from breathable materials. You would burst into flames if you stepped outside in one.How can anyone survive without the...
A Millen-Gordon guide to... Preparing for a heatwave
With temperatures set to soar this week, the Millen-Gordon household is well and truly preparing for the heatwave....lydiaelisemillen.com
I’ve done the sameMon 34 Celsius
Tue 35 Celsius
Pool being collected from Argos today, heads up is there's a water shortage in Sussex it's because of me, soz3.2.1 Lydiot buys a big pool. View attachment 1416316
We can't DM lovely. Tattle removed that....There is no way in hell the Amazon dresses are made from breathable materials. You would burst into flames if you stepped outside in one.but not in a good way. I’m on my way to London for work on Sunday (first time ) and I packed mostly many linen, cotton, and silk pieces (silk for the back half of the week when it cools off but is still humid). I could not imagine wearing polyester or rayon in 96-98 degree F temps! I’m from Arizona and grew up where it was 95+ F starting late April, but it’s a dry heat and nowhere near as bad as high temps plus the high humidity I’ll be walking into. I’m already dreading next Mon and Tues temps. 🥹
That being said, if anyone wants to meet up with a solo ‘American girl’ (thx Janelle Monae) that likes to keep up with her influencer goss Thurs, Fri, or Sat, DM me.
Well heres the Millen-Gordan tips....How can anyone survive without the...
A Millen-Gordon guide to... Preparing for a heatwave
With temperatures set to soar this week, the Millen-Gordon household is well and truly preparing for the heatwave....lydiaelisemillen.com
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