Lydia Millen #141 Ascot hat woes, unrestrained toes, Lavazza sales rep promos = new career lows
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She does stomp through fields a lot though. Not sure how long she's had them...? And were they ridiculously expensive? Can't recall any video where she'd show her prized stomping boots.Lots of love to @Hunevoque2 @Miscanthus
and @Miss Trunchbull.
Saw this on Ali's insta...The state of her boots! I just can't!!!!! What a waste!
Take care of your things Lydia (soon she'll be forced to I guess)!
Bonus: Look at her hair...Why just not cut the damaged parts?
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And yes, they're quite worn and gross. Can't expect Her Travesty to bother herself with such frivolities.
Why would you put the colander on the worktop so all the water drains onto the surface instead of putting it in the sink where the water can drain out?
The poor bread knife is going to go blunt in no time but at least she has upgraded to a salad bowl instead of a mixing bowl. Now she needs some utensils to toss the salad with instead of using her manky hands.
The poor bread knife is going to go blunt in no time but at least she has upgraded to a salad bowl instead of a mixing bowl. Now she needs some utensils to toss the salad with instead of using her manky hands.
Great catch! She could get them neatly along with dessert forks! Ali, look away of course
Aren't those boots the ones she displayed by the front door to showcase?
I was shocked at her tossing the salad with her hands - all that balsam and olive oil - ugh!
Another hilarious, and spot on, recap @Miscanthus! Shove over Lydiot and take note, this is a true ‘content creator’ in action in the face (wrist) of adversity!Congratulations to @Catcher_In_The_Lie for the brilliant thread title with 33 votes
In a stiff competition the winner of the Weak Wrist of the Week Award goes to..... Ali.
His wrist was well and truly slapped out of his boxer shorts by his wife when he was fangirling Splainer in the dark, robbing him of a happy ending. Get well soon Ali! And commiserations...
This recap was written on a blustery afternoon, just sayin! Yup, another quiz, sorry! (Less typing...)
What upset Lidl so much she couldn't vlog for two nights?
A. Bullying a pregnant hairdresser
B. Seeing a woman collapse at The Ascot
C. Travelling to Azerbaijan for the night
D. Going to a concert at the O2
What feature does Lidl like to draw attention to?
A. Her trotters
B. Her wonky boobs
C. Her thigh gap
D. Her cankles
Lidl visited her grandmother...the one who took her in when she was "homeless".... What gift did she take with her?
A. An orange blossom cake
B. A home grown ( in Daylesford ) lemon
C. A jar of home made chutney
D. A bouquet of holey lettuce leaves from the kitchen garden
Lidl told viewers to be "conscious" that a dress she bought in every colour was...
A. Greasy
B. Creasy
C. Classy
D. Crass
What does Lidl have in her English village garden "boarders"?
A. Hollyhock
B. Slugs
C. Foxgloves
D. A gardener
Lidl describes herself as..
A. Endearing
B. Enduring
C. Desperate
D. Amazing
What water sport has Lidl been doing this week?
A. Vertical swimming
B. Synchronised swimming
C. Water boarding
D. Washing "really well"
Who was Lidl twinning with this week?
A. Naked PR man Chris
B. Ali
C. Fairmont hotels PR Nick
D. Grossie
What "didn't have what it takes to thrive in this fast paced environment"
A. Her fashun sense
B. Grossie
C. A fern
D. Her authenticity
What did 'model' Lidl describe as "her runway"?
A. The airport
B. The M1
C. Her private lane
D. Her garden
What was Lidl sad about?
A. She forgot to leave instructions for watering the Greedhouse
B. Her failing career
C. Ali's grandfather's garden
D. A deer
How did Lidl describe the ruching on a bikini from her 'collection'?
A. Simplistic
B. Sympathetic
C. Synthetic
D. Gold dust
What is Lidl not comfortable with?
A. Loose clothing
B. Feathered hats
C. Nipple tassels
D. Ruffled bikinis
What did Lidl wear to the Bertoli by Thyme summer soiree table linen launch?
A. One star Amazon dress
B. Polyester Karen Millen dress
C. Sweaty dirty Erdem dress
D. Tablecloth
What habit has Lidl adopted lately?
A. Swallowing mid sentence
B. Speaking slowly and over enunciating like Rosie the Londoner
C. Walking on tippy toes
D. Hanging out of the Velux window taking pics of the sunrise
What was Lidl complaining about?
A. Cities
B. The cost of filling up the RR with petrol
C. British Airways
D. Ali fangirling
E. Squitty doggy bottoms
Which veg featured this week (do not have to be from kitchen garden!)?
A. Chili Peppers
B. Mange tout
C. Carrots
D. Onions
In other news
Amelia has bought a black Hermès Kelly 25
Grossie was #gifted an Anya Hindmarsh gardening tote and is working with Rodial
Ali met David Beckham...again
Photo courtesy of our @Peppypoopar
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and can I just give a small shout out to tablecloths! I couldn’t fit in title and couldn’t get it to rhyme, but by god you know your career is at an all time low when you go to the launch of a vegetable tablecloth 
I too find it really easy to catch up on work when I have no work to do
It's crazy how Lydia's hair does not follow the same cycles that every other human does, she should sell the magic bullshit she is using. Oiling your hair for 2 weeks isn't going to make your hair grow noticeably longer in such a short space of time.
She is worried that a rail of clothing inside the dressing room will make it look messy but isn't concerned that shoving the rail of clothes onto the tiny landing outside of her dressing won't look even messier.
She is worried that a rail of clothing inside the dressing room will make it look messy but isn't concerned that shoving the rail of clothes onto the tiny landing outside of her dressing won't look even messier.
Congratulation on the thread titleAnother hilarious, and spot on, recap @Miscanthus! Shove over Lydiot and take note, this is a true ‘content creator’ in action in the face (wrist) of adversity!
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I didn't know posh lady of the manors slurped their water
Elsie is gardening in a $3k dress. GARDENING. And gardening in a pair of flats that are easily at least $800. I understand frolicking about with an empty basket with that outfit. But messin around in the dirt?Team Tattle has distributed all sympathy & best wishes to core Members in true caring style - unfortunately for Lydia there is not a modicum of our good health cheer remaining to be bestowed on her when she suffers foot pain and back ache from wearing the tan flat pumps hunkering down in soil to ‘replant’.
Seriously - she cannot kneel (sorry baby faces) on a pad to garden properly
All I can do is sigh. I’m just so done with Elsie.
This is a random one but something has just popped into my head. Years ago, Lydia said something about her therapist telling her that after going through “what she went through” as a child, it was some kind of miracle that she was still alive? She said it way way back before most of us could see her for what she really is, and at the time I was shocked to think that she had been through some major trauma. Does anybody know what is was all about? Or have any theories?
So incredibly sad 
Rip you wonderful woman, love and condolences to her family and hope her good works carry on
Rip you wonderful woman, love and condolences to her family and hope her good works carry on
Why is she baking a cake so late at night? based on the colour of the sky it had to have been nearing 10 pm
I’m here!
…late to the new thread, Ive been too busy washing my lettuce leaves and time just got away from me daaahling
.. just catching up, these threads move so fast
Here is somebody who wanted to live life to the full and seize every day. So sad that she was robbed of that opportunity.So incredibly sad
RIP Deborah
I cannot believe that she would think that Caryn, owner of Thyme - would put a fake fern plant on the bedside table of Elsie’s hotel room! 
Does she ever think before she opens her mouth! I only hope Caryn saw that in the vlog and was horrified.
Does she ever think before she opens her mouth! I only hope Caryn saw that in the vlog and was horrified.
I wouldn’t even put the bins out in my gardening clothes.
They are TERRIBLE !
They are TERRIBLE !
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