Lydia Millen #138 Face is a mess, desperate to impress so let’s get a new address

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coconochanel

coconochanel

Also don't mean to be horrid but she is ugly now totally ruined her face.

Also spotted an Aldi brand Almond milk in the fridge door 'bougie'.

Regarding the coastal grandma she says 'you don't have to live in a certain place' right so then why didn't you do gardening and horse riding in your old house? you could have gone to a riding school? you didn't because you had no interest in those things then you are only interested in them now because you think it makes you appear posh!
 
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Catlady1234

Catlady1234

Guys, if you want a little break from this fake creature, Jonna uploaded a new video. We just watched it, and it put me in such a peaceful, happy mood! I know we can’t compare Lydia to her, but watching Jonna transports you to such a different place. There’s no fake accent, no pretence…. I know some of you also enjoy watching her.
I just wish she uploaded more often

happyforest said:
Good lord. He's become HER. :sick:

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She probably instructed him to upload more elevated content. “Ali baaaabe, post something that makes us look more refined! I want to influence the whole world to copy our lifestyle that we picked up for free!”
 
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Julia123

Julia123

happyforest said:
She is such a saint. Blocking people for their own good, her generosity brings a tear to my eye. She tries so hard to show people the way to her Magical Thinking Lands. Where money doesn't matter (because everything is free, natch), where pasta, alcohol and cheese doesn't leave unsightly rolls of fat. Where sausage dogs have no toys on hand and haven't been potty trained. Where Queen Lumi brings mice and dead bunnies indoors and then pees on your sleeping head. Where wee husbands dress like #EnglishCountryGranddads and flit around doing chores and killing spiders for their helpless twee wives.

She can't help that she needs a new dress for each day of the week, that she feels so amazing and beautiful dressed in aging granny dresses whilst stomping across her land to fondle the veg that's been purchased and not grown. She has even downgraded the black accents on her upcoming RR order to silver to be more authentic and sympathetic for her neighbors and those that drive next to her.

She tries so damn hard, and we just don't let her be. We refuse to accept her goodness, we rush to judgement and condemn her actions as those of a batshit crazy middle aged has been. We are so mean. I mean, calling her a Tory is beyond the pale. She has black friends, she is generous with her picky bits at the garden parties she benevolently throws. She goes outside and encourages the unwashed poor masses to do so as well. Of course, HER sunshine and HER birdsong is superior, but what can she do about that?

She gifts her CEO her cast offs and squeals with delight when she sees nobodies wearing her KM designs around town. She is the bestest.

Her magical thinking has erased her lurid past, her abusive behavior to distressed pregnant hairdressers, her cash grab grubby mit (singular y'all) fiasco. It's truly incredible.

She is perfect. There is no war. No hunger. No political upheaval. No inflation. No looming recession. Only sunshine and classical music. If the masses refuse to ignore reality and live in bliss, using their brains to get to the fabled Magical Thinking Land, she cannot help it. She will kindly block you, then use the experience as fodder for more irrationally dramatic moaning to plug more Amazon affiliate links. If you're exceptionally beautiful and unkind to her, she will remember your face forever even as she blocks you across the vast internet socials.

Please, please, don't be poor or sick, or worse, vulnerable and in need. That's just distasteful and won't do.
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This is awesome and wiki worthy for the newbies to read for all time! “Chef’s kiss”!
 
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Allexie01

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Oh for goodness sake…..who on earth puts a wax seal on an envelope these days!!!!! Stoopid pretentious pillocks that’s who!
 
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becky bloomwood

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Milking Keynes said:
Exactly this! Of all the bullshit lies she has spouted over the 10 years on the internet - by far the worst one, not just by her but by the rest of them also - is the manifestation one. 👺👺😡😡😡. Makes my blood boil. In the times that we live in -with a war that could and probably will go on for years and change the west forever - let me just say there is one thing separating any one of us from refugee status it is this - luck. This imbecile lives in her Barbie bubble with little or no respect for others lives, it is appalling, but most of all this manifestation crap is an insensitive and brutal lie.
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I’ll just die if I don’t get this recipe, I’ll just die if I don’t get this recipe, I’ll just DIE if I don’t get this recipe…
 
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Stefano

happyforest said:
Good lord. He's become HER. :sick:

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God if I ever saw an #AD for the gayest "heterosexual" husband on the planet it's this!!

Ladies queue up .. he is all yours ... atleast the hungry witches on #Grindr give you a d**k pic.....:oops:.

Atleast I can preach from the pulpit of the LGBTQ+ (god knows what other tit letters they have added since I came out lol) and I know a gay man when I see one!! :devilish:
 
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Stefano

Bad news guys for Lydiot .... That new RR ain't coming anytime soon ...... think maybe mid 2023.

So I ordered my new car at the start of Feb (bearing in mind I went through the "bespoke process" of being invited into the showroom at Fiat and actually sitting with my personsal SA to then choose my "bespoke options" .... and I paid a desposit for the order (and now I have actually paid for the car in FULL - no PCP or leasing for this bish as I saved for ages so no insults to those that do PCP or leasing it's just not for me).

And the arrival date was the end of May 2022 ... guess what ... for a FIAT ...yes I tit you not ... now I may have to wait til August or September :eek::oops::rolleyes:.

So for Lydiot methinks it's more like next yr hunny ...as I said I hope you still have a career then .... loves ya :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
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Milking Keynes

Milking Keynes

Stefano said:
God if I ever saw an #AD for the gayest "heterosexual" husband on the planet it's this!!

Ladies queue up .. he is all yours ... atleast the hungry witches on #Grindr give you a d**k pic.....:oops:.

Atleast I can preach from the pulpit of the LGBTQ+ (god knows what other tit letters they have added since I came out lol) and I know a gay man when I see one!! :devilish:
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I’m dying laughing 😂 Actually, @Stefano, +C is the new one? LGBTQ+C ?? I know what I think +c would mean to me - confused? But apparently, it’s curious?? I’m addled and very relieved that you are too! 😂❤ Got a job interview at Microsoft but I have to do four courses on LGBTQ+ - I feel exhausted already.
 
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Peppypoopar

Peppypoopar

Stefano said:
God if I ever saw an #AD for the gayest "heterosexual" husband on the planet it's this!!

Ladies queue up .. he is all yours ... atleast the hungry witches on #Grindr give you a d**k pic.....:oops:.

Atleast I can preach from the pulpit of the LGBTQ+ (god knows what other tit letters they have added since I came out lol) and I know a gay man when I see one!! :devilish:
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Your gaydar is on point with pouty Aldi hun 😂
 
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