Lydia Millen #134 Paint the whole house Mizzle to get its value down to nizzle!

[slipperfluff]

Why. Do. Her. Boobs. Look. So. SAGGY?!

Her hair

I’m just embarrassed for her!! I have thick, dark brown hair. I’d never go out with my hair like that on holiday with my hubs. I think she’d been day drinking and couldn’t do her hair

 

[Peppypoopar]

The only thing Lydiot could cook is dry pasta with a tower of cheese

 

[CBo]

Why. Do. Her. Boobs. Look. So. SAGGY?!

Her hair

I’m just embarrassed for her!! I have thick, dark brown hair. I’d never go out with my hair like that on holiday with my hubs. I think she’d been day drinking and couldn’t do her hair

If she couldn't be bothered doing it, why not scrape it back in a bun or ponytail? It would have looked infinitely better than what she did.

 

[TheSweetPanda]

Josie is a lot more strict in her comments than Lydiot. She has certain words blocked, like anything about bots, her Zimmermann scam and her racism debacle that ensure those comments never see the day and instantly get you blocked.


That is all Lydiot ever does...scrolls on her phone or admires herself in the viewfinder...imagine living with that!

I can’t even look myself in the eye in front of a mirror.

 

[Wazabi]

No one gives a tit how much your bags were hun. Just a never ending parade of how much money she’s got.
NEW MONEY CHAV

Lydia is living proof that money can't buy class.

 

[MichiganGal]

Lydia is living proof that money can't buy class.

Tru dat!

 

[beahunny]

Do any of these moronic influencers know that Hermes Birkins or Kellys are very much city/country bags? They are for traveling or work or day-to-day errands in a city or town. Lydia prancing about the MALDIVES with her mini Kelly SCREAMS the newest of new money. It's gaggingly gross how show-offy that is. NOBODY takes their mini Kelly to a beach or a beach restaurant. Lydia is painfully gauche.

 

[Namima]

Photo dump of the Maldives vlog.

Footage of some organic tampons someone sent her ...
Ohhhh wowwww.

Multiple pics of watch and messy rings in vlog. More pics of said watch and messy rings to follow.

The contents of her Birkin. Yes. The Birkin for which she paid more than double the retail price. No, you don't have to "baby" your bags, but at least treat your bags with a little care.

Weren't Ken and Graham finished with the closet the day of or just after her birthday party ??? Did the Millen-Morons leave straight after the party and were back waaay earlier than shown on their IG stories ???
Leaving for the airport

And so starts the nonstop shilling of swimming costumes, the Ritz-Carlton, their faux lifestyle, their faux flawless marriage, shoes, bags, sunglasses, SPF, the kitchen sink, linen pants, linen shirts, linen shirts, men's slandals, Ali's sexiness blah blah blah
She attempts to curb her fake "oh wowwws" "paaahficts" and "beauuutifulllll" but bish has products to flog so just can't help the fakery ...

This vlog is confirmation that the only reading Madame is doing... is Tattle Life. She addresses so many of our comments.

Hi lovely xoxo

Flogging her SPF but why does her face look like this ??? And why is AlexP the makeup thief doing this to Lyds' lips ???

She says Ali looks his sexiest when dressed in this outfit. Full linen and Hermèzz slandals.
Okkkkkkkay. Cheap drugs ? Alcohol ???

Yep, Ali hitching up those too short linen pants to reveal his slandal-clad ugly feet is très shexy.

The gear for when you have a swimming lesson at 9am and rugby practice at 9.30am & can't be arsed to change.

Wee Ali. Playing dead to avoid spending time with Kim Jong Lydiot.

Ohh wowwww.

These Celine sunglasses ... No NO NOOOOO.

So much wrong in these pics The hair, the sunglasses, the mouldy nails, the twilly on the wrist , messy rings, the Birkin !!!!

Yikes Dawn Ward Lyds.

Must sell. Sell SELL SELL !!!

#CommunityGuidelines vibe.
"I am not your mother.." blah blah blah

Looking to his future ... ???

Rough.

Forgot to take off the price tag ... yeah right.

Once again, making a fool of Ali.

Blah blah Hermèzz blah blah expensive... blah favourite blah blah brag brag brag

Still yakking on about the bag.

For an Ibiza paaaarty girl, Lyds sure has bad taste in swimming costumes. So unflattering. Really ages her.

Dumb hat.

Should her influencing career fail, next stop is ... a Rap star ...

Did she fit the Office Elf in her bag ???

Dumped the Celine tote - biggest bag she owns - for the Hermèzz mini Kelly ie. smallest bag she owns. #flex

At the Spa. Starting eating before Ali.

Is that ... an Hermèzz Mini Kelly ??????? Nooooooo. Really !!!! Oh wowwww.

The eye-f*cking. Next level.
Find yourself a man that looks at you the way Lydia looks at herself. #manifest

Lyds actually looks pretty in orange. She really should wear the colour more. Sage, be gone.

Moaning about having to wait for Ali before she can start eating. Throws him under the bus by doing a time-lapse of her waiting and waiting and waiting.
Actually, it was just her way of she addressing us Tattlers who always comment how rude she is not waiting for Ali to sit down before she starts eating.
I would believe her if it was just a few occasions her having to wait for him. However, most of the time, Ali is cooking, plating and serving your lazy ass. And you don't have the manners to wait for him to sit down.

Couldn't wait. Stuffs her face. "I'm sooooooo hunnnnnngry."

Poor guy said about 2 or 3 times "you couldn't wait ?"

 

[Namima]

The lips
All natural lovely xoxo

Is that a dolphin ???? "Thinking" (you could almost see the smoke from the grinding of her peabrain's gears ...)
"If only I could stomp over to them dolphins" Sorry lovely xoxo, there arent any farmer's crops here to be stomped on, you're gonna have to get in the water.
Hhhhhuhhhh Oh wowwwww. Beauuutifulllll. Ohhh wowww

Lydiot in her natural habitat.

Is this the 150th costume she has worn so far ...???

Stomping over to the spa...

No. Nope. Never. Gonna. Buy. Whatever. You're. Selling. NEVERRRRRRR !!!!

She is making me HATE Hermèzz. And sage. And dresses.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Do any of these moronic influencers know that Hermes Birkins or Kellys are very much city/country bags? They are for traveling or work or day-to-day errands in a city or town. Lydia prancing about the MALDIVES with her mini Kelly SCREAMS the newest of new money. It's gaggingly gross how show-offy that is. NOBODY takes their mini Kelly to a beach or a beach restaurant. Lydia is painfully gauche.

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YES! New money on speed. Lydia couldn't be considered classy, elegant, stylish or posh by any stretch of those words. She's tacky, tasteless, manic, arrogant and totally vapid.

 

[Namima]

The salt you're tasting are the tears of a lovely hairdresser - Despina - crying at the disrespect

French fried.
Sorry, French fries. Anyone? Anyone? Hungry ? No ?

Got Milk Olaplex ?

Slaying those slandals. Go Ali !!!

More interested in dessert than each other.
#chemistry #flawless

Suze up gurrrl. Those boobies are trying to make a run ...

How little of this book she has read for the last year ...

We interrupt the programming for a PSA : Always use sunblock.
Why??? That's why.

Normal programming to resume...

Listen to me now ... click those AFFILIATE LYNX lovely xoxo

"Where's them turkles babe ???"

Blah hee hee ohhh wowww blah blah blah

Blah buy this blah blah blah

Paaahfict day for a mini Kelly. It's Hermèzz dontcha know ???

Oh Despina

The bathroom situation.

Heatless curls anyone? Anyone ?
LIARRRRRRRRRR !!!!

Of course, the orange Hermèzz bag is hiding in plain sight.

Did she say there is a part 2 of the Maldives flog ?????? #fock

Good grief.

 

[gvt]

Dinner on the beach tonight - but probably 3 days ago at least as all their stories are days late! And the (fake) mini Kelly came too!!!!
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I couldn't believe it when I saw that drone shot of her walking on the BEACH ......with her mini kelly..........Is she INSANE??

 

[Namima]

The Sordid Chronicles of an Hermèzz Twilly.... It's Hermèzz dontcha know.

Apologies for the looooong photo dump.

 

[Miscanthus]

The Sordid Chronicles of an Hermèzz Twilly.... It's Hermèzz dontcha know.

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Apologies for the looooong photo dump.

Still wondering about the dent in her chin....

 

[Jani0666]

her styling, her hair, her outfits, her gesture, everything was awful, horrendous in that maldives vlog, sorry i can´t and that endless bla bla blaaa i had to sped up, otherwise i would vomit. was she drunk all the time? and ali was also hard to tolerate, did he try to copy char char? why did i watched that tit show, luckily not the whole vlog

 

[Wophie]

Wow thank you for the photo dumps @Namima ! Always appreciated by us Tattlers! Especially as it means less views for Lydia and less rocking back and forth in the corner post-viewing.

 

[Lola Faith]

Thank you @Namima for all those lovely stills from last nights flog!

Points to mention although most already mentioned!

That poor Twilly must be like a dirty rag by now covered in sun cream, sweat, grease, hair and needs a trip to the dry cleaners, although Ali will probably put it in the wash and ruin it!

Being thin and wearing expensive clothes does not make you pretty or sexy or desirable Lydia - you need to realise that. Eat what you want and stop starving yourself all day for the one meal at night. That was pretty obvious in the flog, moaning how hungry you are and eating before Ali even finishes filming the food - shows what a desperate pig you are. When others are on holiday they always show the lovely breakfasts - no breakfast for you then, was it straight to the Rose?? oh and a bowl of nuts for the day! Healthy choices Lydia - well done - keep drinking that lemon and ginger muck you recommend - or do you even drink it?

She does not look good in a bikini - she looks like a 12 year old boy - she has no womanly curves or shape and once piecs look better on her - however the huge boob gap doesn't work in any swimwear - and if I'd paid someone £9000 for a boob job, I would have expected that to have been corrected, unless he said he couldn't change that, even with the fat transfers.

There is no relationship between them, all we have from the vlogs and reels of the PR trip/holiday is them doing things separately, apart from sitting on the boat together and eating a meal together. Never a cuddle/hug, or holding hands, not even a peck on the cheek. Remember the boob job, Carrie picked her up while he was playing golf - what husband wouldn't be there if he could, golf is hardly the same as a job you can't get out of! Zero chemistry, at meals they don't even chat normally like Vic and Alex do and Josie and Char - they act like brother and sister.

Still no idea where that straw bag with the orange straps came from - as she didn't use it in the flog - or what she bought at Hermes.

She should have stayed in The Maldives longer - what has she come back home to do apart from check on her sproutlings?? No work on the grid or on stories this week, meanwhile Vic is doing Michael Kors, whole HC vlog this week, Carolina Herrera, and now she's in a Bentley or Roller. Jealous much Lydiot?

If I see those bloody bags again I will scream, and just cos those sandals are Hermes she wears them all the time - the wedge ones she's never worn. Who buys shoes too narrow so their toe hangs out, just amputate the toes Lydia then your fat trotters will nicely fit Hermes sandals!

 

[jemes5]

Oh its amazing and not at all dull they just aren't any good at #influencing.

Glad to hear it. Always thought it looked amazing. Definitely wouldn’t give the ritz Carlton the money though

 

[coconochanel]

The poor love she is still wearing the chav life sunglasses.

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Thank you @Namima for all those lovely stills from last nights flog!

Points to mention although most already mentioned!

That poor Twilly must be like a dirty rag by now covered in sun cream, sweat, grease, hair and needs a trip to the dry cleaners, although Ali will probably put it in the wash and ruin it!

Being thin and wearing expensive clothes does not make you pretty or sexy or desirable Lydia - you need to realise that. Eat what you want and stop starving yourself all day for the one meal at night. That was pretty obvious in the flog, moaning how hungry you are and eating before Ali even finishes filming the food - shows what a desperate pig you are. When others are on holiday they always show the lovely breakfasts - no breakfast for you then, was it straight to the Rose?? oh and a bowl of nuts for the day! Healthy choices Lydia - well done - keep drinking that lemon and ginger muck you recommend - or do you even drink it?

She does not look good in a bikini - she looks like a 12 year old boy - she has no womanly curves or shape and once piecs look better on her - however the huge boob gap doesn't work in any swimwear - and if I'd paid someone £9000 for a boob job, I would have expected that to have been corrected, unless he said he couldn't change that, even with the fat transfers.

There is no relationship between them, all we have from the vlogs and reels of the PR trip/holiday is them doing things separately, apart from sitting on the boat together and eating a meal together. Never a cuddle/hug, or holding hands, not even a peck on the cheek. Remember the boob job, Carrie picked her up while he was playing golf - what husband wouldn't be there if he could, golf is hardly the same as a job you can't get out of! Zero chemistry, at meals they don't even chat normally like Vic and Alex do and Josie and Char - they act like brother and sister.

Still no idea where that straw bag with the orange straps came from - as she didn't use it in the flog - or what she bought at Hermes.

She should have stayed in The Maldives longer - what has she come back home to do apart from check on her sproutlings?? No work on the grid or on stories this week, meanwhile Vic is doing Michael Kors, whole HC vlog this week, Carolina Herrera, and now she's in a Bentley or Roller. Jealous much Lydiot?

If I see those bloody bags again I will scream, and just cos those sandals are Hermes she wears them all the time - the wedge ones she's never worn. Who buys shoes too narrow so their toe hangs out, just amputate the toes Lydia then your fat trotters will nicely fit Hermes sandals!

Oh you are right. On a good day (when she tries to dress somewhat her age), Lydia is a prime example of "Is this bomb or is she just skinny."