Lydia Millen #123 It's all oak and bespoke for a career that's about to go up in smoke!
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As we all know, Lydia wants facts, because she isn’t interested in opinions. (Unless the opinion is an arselicking one.)
So here is a fact: the posh wannabe fake accent she is trying to force is getting worse. The way she puts emphasis on her t-s and d-s at the end of each word is so laughable. I bet she practises it in front of a mirror daily, or is she taking elocution lessons?? Either way, it needs a lot of work still, the way she slips in and out of the fake posh speech is pathetic and desperate.
See, it’s a fact, not an opinion!
So here is a fact: the posh wannabe fake accent she is trying to force is getting worse. The way she puts emphasis on her t-s and d-s at the end of each word is so laughable. I bet she practises it in front of a mirror daily, or is she taking elocution lessons?? Either way, it needs a lot of work still, the way she slips in and out of the fake posh speech is pathetic and desperate.
See, it’s a fact, not an opinion!
Is every single Instagram Story Elsie posts going to have her new logo and her name at the bottom of it?
We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!
We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!
Is every single Instagram Story Elsie posts going to have her new logo and her name at the bottom of it?
We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!
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I think she's 'elevated' herself in her tiny mind to becoming a brand! So she's trying to give herself a corporate identity across all platforms. I wouldn't be surprised if she comes out with a table runner or something new to flog to her minions! Judging by some of the comments there are a lot of nutters watching her channel!!!!!
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All I know is Lyds is gonna have the Waitrose Fruit & Veg Manager on speed dial ... to deliver her "homegrown veg" to the kitchen garden, then to be planted (the veg, not the managerSo what we are going to be getting from now on is A Day in the Life. The fact that she has been dropped by all brands of any status whatsoever will be ignored and this new wholesome self will evolve like a poor man’s Irene - a yellow pack, budget version and she will, no doubt, maintain that she manifested this new persona.
She said on the podcast that her fave quote is ‘She stepped out of the race she never wanted to be in’. So now we’re treated to this new version Elsie, even worse than the last one imo.
) in the kitchen garden coffins (off camera, of course), only to be dug up, on camera, and taken to the kitchen for Ali to "cook".Did we ever think the thread headline "FROM DIOR TO LENOR" would be SO accurate ?
Just to take a short interlude from the discussion about Elsie’s vermin infestation … I am SO glad you brought this up @AmaliaLana!
Master Midnight doesn’t have Autism Spectrum Disorder (although many of his friends do), but he does have a significant intellectual disabilty due to receiving an insufficient supply of oxygen when he was born, and that means it is very unlikely he will ever be able to work and he will NEVER be able to live independently from me.
I know @Namima has addressed this a number of times, but I thought I would contribute my own personal experience to the conversation.
Whenever I hear or see people using words such as ‘r-tard’ or ‘f-tard’ even in jest, it not only hurts me, it ABSOLUTELY ENRAGES me … everyone is aware that using derogatory words to describe people who are LGBTQI+ is highly offensive so we refrain from using those words, yet some people still think it’s perfectly fine to use disparaging terms like ‘f-tard’ thinking it’s funny, when in fact it’s incredibly cruel and insulting to those members of our society who genuinely struggle, sometimes with the simplest of tasks, every single day through no fault of their own.
Unfortunately Master Midnight has been on the receiving end of the word ‘r-tard’ far too often over the years, by people who knew better, however they thought joking about it would be okay - it is not okay and I will never stand by and tolerate it.
As you said, much more awareness needs to be raised when it comes to ASD, and intellectual disabilities in general, and that’s why I decided to write this post … the more a subject like this is talked about, the more understanding and compassionate we have the opportunity to become.
And despite the challenges Master Midnight faces, he is a loving, happy, kind, thoughtful, generous, wildly creative young man and I would not change who he is for ANYTHING.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!
Great post!
That’s a lovely thing to say! Thank you so much. All I need to do is manifest a publisher!
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If I put champagne flutes on the dinner table, my guests would say ‘yay, we’re having bubbles!’ If I told them ‘Nah, they’re an assssthetically pleasing ornament’, I feel pretty sure I would get a raised eyebrow and possibly my temperature taken. What an imbecilic thing to do. Both men on bottles of beer (Mansplainer’s alcohol free) and the two cacklers on wine but Mrs. Bucket has the champagne flutes and tumblers on the table, redundant, no wine glasses or tulip glasses for beer, but it doesn’t matter because ‘they don’t sell them any more’ so now it makes sense... as if.
So there is no doubt about how ridiculous the story is. Seriously, she is 5 minutes away from hustle porn motivational morons. And for once, I can absolutely picture her among their ranks as she is as insincere as they come.Is every single Instagram Story Elsie posts going to have her new logo and her name at the bottom of it?
We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!
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Aldi...mid reframing his thoughts? What on earth is he thinking.....'shall I be a little teapot today?' What the heck is that pose?? And what about that comment from fangirling Cha Cha? Do men really communicate like that??
What Lydia wants to project
What her life actually looks like
What her life actually looks like
That monogram looks like a toilet seat.Is every single Instagram Story Elsie posts going to have her new logo and her name at the bottom of it?
We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!
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I absolutely love watching day/weekend/week in the life vlogs but they're usually so much more natural and put effort into the videos. No one wants to watch someone just chat at the camera the whole time like Elsie.
To TABLESCRAPE an Indian dinner? Wonderful inspiring question, weeeeerrrlll, I’d start with a tasteful micro-model of the Punjab and throw a whole load of cardamom pods all over the table having obviously festooned it first with glorious sari silk. I’m seeing elephants…howdahs…a tiny bit of the Ganges maybe…herds of wildebeest….oops; sorry no, that’s the Serengeti Plain. Forgive me…I got a bit over-enthusiastic…
Just because I felt like it! 
I might be partial to his household misery, but in my eyes Ali is a handsome chap and probably just a real sad case of enabler to a narc witch.
Thank you so much, @The.world.has.gone.mad.You ate absolutely hilarious @MissMidnight. Wonderful!!!
What can I say, I’m hot and tired and I had nothing better to do while waiting for Master Midnight to finish talking to Freddy from next door about tomorrow’s surf conditions on the verandah - I’m not permitted to interrupt such a sacred discussion.
Master Midnight may have his limitations intellectually, and physically living with Cystic Fibrosis, but he really does live his life to the fullest and I’m one incredibly proud Mum!
No they do not and not even if you are gay!!! ....."Taxi for 1 please" ..."yeah where to mate" .. "the Priory"
I will see myself out ......tata
Oh she is just so conniving, I wonder if this is her way of attracting more followers. She's fully aware Steven and Rochelle had many followers, if they reposts she probably hopes people will be directed to her page. Oh I really hope Steven doesn't consider her as a guest on the podcast..Is every single Instagram Story Elsie posts going to have her new logo and her name at the bottom of it?
We know who you are Elsie … we have 123 threads dedicated specifically to you, you muppet!
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A car boot of polyester - Just lovely…don’tcha’ just love a nice man-made fibre?
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