I don't want to leave!!!!!!!! I can't bear the freezing UK temperatures compared to what we've enjoyed the past few days, best vacay ever thank you for having usFINAL UPDATE ON THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN OCEANFRONT HOLIDAY OF DREAMS.
Although The Great Australian Oceanfront Holiday of Dreams has come to an end and my beloved guests were all returned home safely via my pre-loved Tardis on Sunday, Master Midnight and me are still at our now very quiet beach house and I don’t know quite what to do with myself tonight.
So I thought I’d share the carefully curated, bespoke Swag Bags I put together for each of my wonderful guests, as a thank you for spending ten gloriously hot summer days at our seaside hideaway with us.
Each Swag Bag was made from recycled jute, hand embroidered on the front, and contained 14 items.
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A Tiffany & Co. Elsa Peretti letter pendant with the initial of my guest’s first name.
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A white 100% cotton nightie (pyjamas for @Miscanthus) monogrammed with the finest of gold thread.
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A pair of genuine Australian Ugg slippers.
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A Glasshouse “Melbourne Muse” candle.
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A tube of L’occitane shea butter hand cream.
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A pot of the original Laneige lip sleeping mask.
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A jar of my homemade lemon curd (don’t panic, I promise it’s NOTHING like Elsie’s homemade chuckney … my kitchen is as sterile as an operating theatre).
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A packet of Tim Tams.
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A jar of quintessentially Aussie Vegemite.
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A mini bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
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A plush kangaroo to snuggle with.
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An Australian flag.
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A small glass bottle filled with sand and tiny seashells from our beautiful beach with the the date of our holiday calligraphied by moi on the front.
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And a Vera Wang ‘Love Knot’ sterling silver photo frame with a group photo of all 22 of us standing on the beach in our white nighties at sunrise (for privacy reasons I obviously can’t post the actual photo that Master Midnight took of us).
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And as this was The Inaugural Great Australian Oceanfront Holiday of Dreams, I hope to see everyone (and maybe a few new faces) back here at the same time next year.
Until then, please remember I’m only a pre-loved Tardis journey away should anyone need me.
Can anyone else see the fish-alien-muppet I can see on his chest in the photo? All A Star needs to stop wearing headscarves as they say in Provence. Are his teeth his own? Discuss...He’s channelling his alter ego, Alastar O’Shea!
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“Alastar O’Shea was full of sexual energy.”
Actually, he isn’t doing amazing - he’s doing amazingly. Just another nod to Elsie’s bad grammar...Yes, Elsie, it’s amazing Berkeley hasn’t contracted a disease he’s not yet been vaccinated for!
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I had to suffer ‘rags’ every night to get my poker straight hair into ringlets, now I work with what I have, I wish my mother had done that, every school photo had ringlets with straight strays that had escaped the rags (mams old stockings)I've used the waist band cut off a pair of tights to wrap my hair around years ago. Heatless and completely free. My hair looked better than hers too when I used to do it.
My Gran used to cut up old sheets to do my hair in ‘rags’ for special occasions … OH THE PAIN!I had to suffer ‘rags’ every night to get my poker straight hair into ringlets, now I work with what I have, I wish my mother had done that, every school photo had ringlets with straight strays that had escaped the rags (mams old stockings).
Exactly, this is why in her most recent vlog she went back to that look (although the blazer was too long), she definitely reads here and was throwing that look on to test reactons, obvs the little house on the prairie look isn’t working for engagement.I’m just watching Victoria’s vlog from Paris and it made me think…. Lydia’s weird obsession with copying Josie killed her career. If she didn’t turn into a Victorian lost witch, she’d be getting more deals and brand collaborations. At this point she is so irrelevant and out of touch that no fashion brand wants to work with her. Victorian dresses are very niche, she’s picked the wrong look.
If she stayed with her leather trousers and Balmain blazers which suited her and her age, she’s still have a career and probably progress with it further, like Victoria and Tamara.
Daxon is a ready-to-wear brand as sexy as Damart....Excuse me if I'm wrong but... WTF is a #daxon??? He means dachshund, riiiiight?!
P.S. and #bombfirenight = bonfirenight?
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I know they always pronounce it "daxon" but I mean...bombfire and daxon - genius how did we miss these!
You‘re wonderful hostess, I had a fabulous time but remember, what went on in Melbourne stays in Melbourne, pleeeseFINAL UPDATE ON THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN OCEANFRONT HOLIDAY OF DREAMS.
Although The Great Australian Oceanfront Holiday of Dreams has come to an end and my beloved guests were all returned home safely via my pre-loved Tardis on Sunday, Master Midnight and me are still at our now very quiet beach house and I don’t know quite what to do with myself tonight.
So I thought I’d share the carefully curated, bespoke Swag Bags I put together for each of my wonderful guests, as a thank you for spending ten gloriously hot summer days at our seaside hideaway with us.
Each Swag Bag was made from recycled jute, hand embroidered on the front, and contained 14 items.
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A Tiffany & Co. Elsa Peretti letter pendant with the initial of my guest’s first name.
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A white 100% cotton nightie (pyjamas for @Miscanthus) monogrammed with the finest of gold thread.
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A pair of genuine Australian Ugg slippers.
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A Glasshouse “Melbourne Muse” candle.
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A tube of L’occitane shea butter hand cream.
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A pot of the original Laneige lip sleeping mask.
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A jar of my homemade lemon curd (don’t panic, I promise it’s NOTHING like Elsie’s homemade chuckney … my kitchen is as sterile as an operating theatre).
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A packet of Tim Tams.
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A jar of quintessentially Aussie Vegemite.
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A mini bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
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A plush kangaroo to snuggle with.
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An Australian flag.
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A small glass bottle filled with sand and tiny seashells from our beautiful beach with the the date of our holiday calligraphied by moi on the front.
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And a Vera Wang ‘Love Knot’ sterling silver photo frame with a group photo of all 22 of us standing on the beach in our white nighties at sunrise (for privacy reasons I obviously can’t post the actual photo that Master Midnight took of us).
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And as this was The Inaugural Great Australian Oceanfront Holiday of Dreams, I hope to see everyone (and maybe a few new faces) back here at the same time next year.
Until then, please remember I’m only a pre-loved Tardis journey away should anyone need me.
Specifically, he needs to assess the vlog Lyds did where she implied she was assaulted by Nicky. All the fidgeting and looking away from the camera ...All that and a bag of chips.
I go over to The Chateau Diaries and sometime at the Saconne Jolys page.
I wonder how we can get this guy to look at Lydia's videos?
@becky bloomwood ...we discussed this at length after we let ‘you know who‘ out of the Silly Cupboard in order not to miss his flight to Hollywood to make his next Blockbuster...So you don’t ever have to worry. SCHTUM is our byword and solemn oath...All of us took the secret squirrel ceremony @MissMidnight swore us to on the first night very seriously. Oh yes...You‘re wonderful hostess, I had a fabulous time but remember, what went on in Melbourne stays in Melbourne, pleeese
It's auto-captions. She pronounces it "rodeo" (just like "daxon") and it gets transcribed like that.Not once, not twice, but THREE times in one set of stories she calls Rodial RODEO!
Fucking moron!
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