I have just finished watching the Bicester flog (first of Elsie’s flogs I’ve watched in ages) but I saw the stills on here and thought I could do with a good laugh. She has no idea how hilarious she looks stomping around dressed as a trouserless pirate, fawning over all things Ermezz!! The basket bag she and the teethy one were swooning over was absolutely ghastly - it looked like something from a jumble sale. The Dior things looked good on her though (before she tried to strange the dress with the dreaded Ermezz belt!). I hope she got the Dior jumper, I actually wouldn’t mind looking at that on her rather than the KM faux country clothing.
Re the Intimissimi section at the beginning of the flog - it absolutely took my breath away - how many bras, pants and sets of pyjamas did she get given buy? I’ve never seen anything like the sheer volume of her consumerism (greed) and she seriously was asking her audience how many vests they would buy - 7, one for every day? or 14? so you can have a whole week’s vests in the wash!! Who other than Elsie herself lives like that? And I don’t believe she puts a clean pair of pyjamas on everyday, not our lazy Moo-Moo (unless of course she literally treats them as single use and then chucks them away!!).
There‘s an awful section at the end of the flog where she walks Porter through a field of sheep whilst jabbering a whole load of conceited nonsense, but you’ll be pleased to know that walks give HER pleasure - well that’s alright - as long as it’s all about you Lovely!!