Lydia Millen #101 Tit Tassles and Teefer take Ibiza

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For a couple so putridly obsessed with 'ASSTHETICK' they have managed to make themselves look truly awful. Ali is so hideously dead behind the eyes. His eyes droop, his hair is atrocious and so clearly styled for a desperate bit of extra height. Lydia looks like a 50yr old woman that's bored and just needs to spend money to feel alive. She is so unattactive whilst theoretically being objectively beautiful. The fillers in her chin and nose are criminally poorly executed and considered. Why would a pointed chin be preferable? I truly do not understand!!! She has glorious hair but over processes and kills it. Nothing is natural, authentic, true .. anything about them. They are like some sort of Black Mirror-esque cautionary robotic tale of influencer soullessness. I just cannot get over how dull, empty, vacuous their life is. And how they think they are fooling anyone. There demographic is that of morbid curiosity.... They are a freak show at this point.
 
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Soooo does this only hide things from her view for 30 days but they stay on there or pop back up in a month?! Thinking she’s for sure setting 🍌 limits but then in a month do they reappear?!

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Can anyone validate lying Lydiot’s claim that her life coach’s book is #1 bestseller on Amazon? I couldn’t locate that stat.

Here’s what I found, on Amazon (US) - far from #1 Bestseller
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Bullshit .... in the UK it's at number 1000 odd and it's not even in the top 20 for self help books ... lying twit as usual ..... maybe months ago it hit number 1 then swiftly dropped away ... like Lydiots career (n)(n)

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Snap I saw the same tit come up too ....laughable :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Lol 2 pics with Charlie and1 with Josie…. None of the actual real family and friends. Also that pic of Porter and the lipstick is a strange one to frame.
C'mon, Julia! Don't be too hard on the village idiot - it's baby steps for her! See, she's started with her favorite Charchar, that's why he has the most pics! Ali must be thrilled as well😊😊🤣

She better upload today, I didn't get my dose of her bullshit since the pre "vacation" vlog and I'm in a mood today - making myself some chicken nuggets😈🤣
 
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Soooo does this only hide things from her view for 30 days but they stay on there or pop back up in a month?! Thinking she’s for sure setting 🍌 limits but then in a month do they reappear?!

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So clearly Lydiot is still triggered by comments that make her "unhappy."

Jacqueline Hustla Hurst didn't fix that for poor Lyds? Say it isn't so!

The funny thing is that this new IG feature only limits comments of people who don't follow or followed within the last week. So someone could follow Lydiot, wait a week, and then start commenting. Then Lydiot would get busy deleting, wash/repeat.

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Can anyone validate lying Lydiot’s claim that her life coach’s book is #1 bestseller on Amazon? I couldn’t locate that stat.

Here’s what I found, on Amazon (US) - far from #1 Bestseller
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Am I the only one that thought that was a vibrator of sorts on the top right of the screen in reference to “how to do you?”
Wait what?! Is this a thing?! Lol.
Not sure if this has been answered yet, but yes. You’ll likely have seen one in porn or in movie films, especially lf the actor/actress has a no nudity clause in their contract. And they can be used to give an actor or actress more public hair, if that’s required for the role.
I honestly don’t know why or how I know this.
Serious, honest. I’ve led a sheltered life 😄😆😄. It’s an education on here 😀



I thought it was a play on words, you know, merkin/Birkin. Who knew.
Lydia’s a merkin who carries a Birkin.
 
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Bullshit .... in the UK it's at number 1000 odd and it's not even in the top 20 for self help books ... lying twit as usual ..... maybe months ago it hit number 1 then swiftly dropped away ... like Lydiots career (n)(n)

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Snap I saw the same tit come up too ....laughable :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Lies and deceit.

Nowhere. Literally nowhere –– on Amazon does it list Jacqueline Hustla Hurst's new book as a "Best Seller"!

It is listed (the Kindle Version) under "Hot New Releases." However, there's a BIG difference.

Lydiot and her hustla life coach are so idiotic... they deserve one another.




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If her book were a #1 best seller, it would be notated as such with a badge.

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Funny... no "Best Seller" badge on her listing either?

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I can imagine our Lyds ... when god forbid she has kids .... this Catherine Tate montage will be her life ..... sad but true :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:





Literally pissing myself at this one too

 
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The ads on this page....

I keep seeing one for BEGG Cashmere - how fitting!

Wonder what the tit show/flog will be tonight - if it appears!

Either the KM preview shoot or the dinner party in the greenhouse maybe?? Yep it's titled we're planning our wedding again and shows the dinner party (free maze food platters)
 
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Lydia Millen #102 Elsie and Ali entertain under glass, 1000s of oranges don't give you class! 🍊🍊🍊
 
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Aaaaah here we go!!!

"It was so nice to have friends in the vlog and for you to see how lovely our friendship is". Must have missed it🤔🤔

"I was so sad to be back home". Me too, Lyds. I hate being in the same country as you. You could've had some good manners to wait a few weeks till I'm back in Moscow

So she's planningto celebrate everything that was missed during the lockdown at once. And she wants five cakes, on top of all the other stuff. What. A. Total. Waste. Of. Food🤬🤬🤬🤬

"Of course I'll be fully paying customer. Anyone who watches me knows that I'll giving a shout out to the companies even if they're not paying me anything". Eeeeerm...no, we know the exact opposite of that
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Soooo….. her “second wedding” is literally just her family coming around to stay. She said she “wants to celebrate everything they missed in lockdown”, another idea she’s stolen from someone else.
 
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Wow, in the new vlog she says she's happy to be home and seeing Porter. Loves looking after Bollocks. No mention of Lumi. :mad:

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Lydia, are you really planning your wedding again? Is this a joke? Atleast have some courtesy towards your friend Josie who might be planning around the same time? Even if Josie is not planning or getting married this year or ever, are you out of your mind? Oh I forgot, your money won't be spent. It will be a fully sponsored wedding. Carry on. The brands are fools and your subscribers, well I don't know what to say. Hope better sense prevails.
 
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