SMHmy 16 week old“holds the bottle” but if I let go it comes out, because she’s touching it not holding it
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SMHmy 16 week old“holds the bottle” but if I let go it comes out, because she’s touching it not holding it
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Lol at 4 months a baby doesn't have the strength to hold a bottle! As a baby I used to hold onto my bottle but if my mum had let go it would've fallen!my baby literally only started to hold the bottle when he was 7 months old. Loretta has to be the first for everything. She was trying to sit up when she was 4 weeks remember
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Exactly that! Same here...!SMHmy 16 week old“holds the bottle” but if I let go it comes out, because she’s touching it not holding it
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Fake tanning probablyI can't wait to see what else Loretta does first, she'll probably be doing a press up next week![]()
Someone spotted on here she’s got her in size 4 or 5 nappies I can’t remember which! She’s constantly having explosions and I think the poor nappy fit isn’t helping keeping it inside.Just browsing her page, majority ads, and saw the one advertising washing powder or whatever and she says Loretta sometimes goes through 4 outfit changes a day! I have a newborn who is just over 3 months and I dress her in the morning and change her into bed clothes at night....that's it! If there is a ferocious poo she may need another outfit but other than that she manages fine! I feel Lydia is talking it all up to sell sell sell!
Funking hell, just when I think she couldn't get anymore dumb...Why the duck would you spray your baby’s bath down with ELBOW GREASE!!!!!! What the duck, did she mistake that for Milton spray?!
literally wtfffffffff
Well that will be it then. Better to Use gifted nappies even if they do leak rather than buy some herself ,!Someone spotted on here she’s got her in size 4 or 5 nappies I can’t remember which! She’s constantly having explosions and I think the poor nappy fit isn’t helping keeping it inside.
Who cleans a babies bath with bleeping Elbow Grease?! Even Hinch knows better
Don't forget she already has her name down for nursery. My baby a few days older and I hadn't even registered him yet and she was putting Loretta's name down for a nursery place.I think these Z Listers have babies for the magazine deals, attention and freebies. They just see them as accessories to dress up. Once she’s a toddler Loretta will probably just be sent off to nursery then.
Please god no. We can't have another one!!She’s probably just hoping for her own mum show like Ferne/Sam and Billie![]()
Noooo! When did she do this?! My daughter is the same age as Loretta and when I go back to work she’ll be going to the same nursery as my eldest daughter but I hadn’t even thought to put her name down yet! Why would a first time mum who doesn’t have any other children even think to do that wtfDon't forget she already has her name down for nursery. My baby a few days older and I hadn't even registered him yet and she was putting Loretta's name down for a nursery place.