Luxefamily5 #2 From Playboy bunny to fake plastic mummy

[Lovestolurk]

Yeh defo nails and lashes. I think she’s not had roots done. I think she’d be hard pushed find someone willing do botox when pregnant so likely just the filter.

And also as a family of 5 they actually can’t have another couple round with their child. It’s max 6. So thats not allowed. I don’t want be the rule police I totally understand people are desperate for some interaction but at least be discreet!

 

[RDay]

Yeh defo nails and lashes. I think she’s not had roots done. I think she’d be hard pushed find someone willing do botox when pregnant so likely just the filter.

And also as a family of 5 they actually can’t have another couple round with their child. It’s max 6. So thats not allowed. I don’t want be the rule police I totally understand people are desperate for some interaction but at least be discreet!

Totally agree and doesn't that take effect from Monday??
Like you said, not being the rule police but don't splash it over the gram.
She's also had the nanny there from the beginning and I think the real reason for coming off the gram is that they have had workmen there. Painting your nursery is non essential work Rach.
One rule....

 

[Flamingollama]

Yeah you can see 6 people from Monday, not today. But she’s above the rules. She’s also bleeping stupid for plastering it on Instagram. She will moan about the “trolls“ later

 

[Lovestolurk]

Totally agree and doesn't that take effect from Monday??
Like you said, not being the rule police but don't splash it over the gram.
She's also had the nanny there from the beginning and I think the real reason for coming off the gram is that they have had workmen there. Painting your nursery is non essential work Rach.
One rule....

yup Monday. I think you’re allowed decorators as long as can socially distance which in a house that size easy enough to do. Just seems daft to go off the radar for a while and say you’re doing it until baby arrives, to then crack and come back on to share rule flouting. I wonder if she was losing followers due to crappy content so wanted to lie low

Yeah you can see 6 people from Monday, not today. But she’s above the rules. She’s also bleeping stupid for plastering it on Instagram. She will moan about the “trolls“ later

Loves a moan about the trolls. Cue fake side way glances, laughing through her nose with a closed mouth “just because I know some people will message about my friends visiting, it was actually after midnight so it was allowed okay” *little titter* “cos I know what you lot are like”

 

[Ellamai]

Those are eyelash extensions! Why lie. Why even mention them? She could’ve said nothing then if people messaged her privately she could’ve said oh they’re just strip lashes. Whenever this woman mentions something best believe it’s a cover up for the truth she is such a weirdo! It’s like she gets a kick out of being ‘sneaky’ and thinks she’s being Clever. Superglue?! Yeah you know what that seems like a good idea. Why don’t u risk supergluing your eyes shut, who doesn’t want to sit in A&E mid pandemic whilst pregnant and ‘supposedly’ caring for 3 kids...Seems worth the risk to me.

 

[Lovestolurk]

The eyelashes look an absolute mess this morning. They look like they must be so uncomfortable and pointing all different directions.

what a hypocrite “it’s not over guyssss” but has another family into her garden before the rules even changed. Don’t judge other people for going to the beach unless you’re an angel yourself, sitting there with a nanny that clearly had in lockdown and sporting crap false lashes.

Those are eyelash extensions! Why lie. Why even mention them? She could’ve said nothing then if people messaged her privately she could’ve said oh they’re just strip lashes. Whenever this woman mentions something best believe it’s a cover up for the truth she is such a weirdo! It’s like she gets a kick out of being ‘sneaky’ and thinks she’s being Clever. Superglue?! Yeah you know what that seems like a good idea. Why don’t u risk supergluing your eyes shut, who doesn’t want to sit in A&E mid pandemic whilst pregnant and ‘supposedly’ caring for 3 kids...Seems worth the risk to me.

absolutely - if she’s discussing it then it’s a cover up and or back pedal

 

[Cakeybakey28]

Right, I’m going I’m going I’m going
Proceeds to 184730 more stories
Lol
I thought duck me what’s she on at 230 in the morn, her lip looks like stung with a wasp, why do they do that?

 

[Lovestolurk]

How desperate can you be to give birth - it’s not like she’s over 40 weeks isn’t she like 37? Just chill out and baby will come when they are ready and worst case she has induction Friday and she has quick labour so why the rush!

To share that you are asking your husband for sperm in a cup is just embarrassing and so thirsty for content. Shak must be mortified and if his colleagues or clients see it’s just so cringe. She’s got no shame.

Do you remember the freak was bugging shak for sex literally months ago to induce baby looong before full term.Weirdo.

 

[Hinchydoyouloveme]

why doesn't she let the kids fall asleep and have a quickie on the sofa or hop in the shower? Getting your husband to wank in a cup and squirt it up yourself anything for attention

 

[Lovestolurk]

why doesn't she let the kids fall asleep and have a quickie on the sofa or hop in the shower? Getting your husband to wank in a cup and squirt it up yourself anything for attention

Exactly, there are other rooms in the house when they are asleep she can use! Part of the induction benefits of sex are the oxytocin from the intimacy and the uterus contractions from an orgasm anyway. She’s better off just sorting herself out and forgetting the semen!

 

[Cakeybakey28]

wasn’t that a syringe for calpol? Ewwww don’t get it mixed up

 

[Keiffers pipe]

I am so confused by this whole birth part.

I thought she had a cervical stitch ? Has she had it out ? It's not good to go in to labour while it's still in

She's booked in for an induction before full term anyway so I don't see what's the rush for wanting this baby evicted so badly .

I actually really liked her before but I have just found the last few weeks and her really seeming to want to deliver the baby so premature really making me want to unfollow.

I don't even see why having a quick labour is enough of a reason to justify an early induction.

Maybe the others were so quick as her body was ready to deliver. Trying to force a baby out by induction does not always end well, and can often lead to really long drawn out horrible labours !!

I dunno

 

[Beckyshelby0402]

I’m so confused why is she asking him to spunk in a cup

 

[HerFromInTheMiddle]

For saying this is the woman who gives birth in one hour she is risking having a home birth as I’m sure she lives a little while away from the Lindo wing

 

[Asparagus123]

She’s disgusting it’s like some sick porno film with kids involved
why would you be talking about your husband wanking into a cup and using a calpol syringe to stick it up yourself
She the kids are just in the same room downstairs ! what is it with all these stairs inside rooms I really don’t like her house !

She’s got a cervical stitch so why does she even need to do this ! I’ve never wished for any of my babies to come this early she’s an absolute mess !!

 

[TippleTopple]

She is repulsive! It is clearly apparent she has body weight issues and needs to have this baby asap. She's lost the plot.

 

[LittlemissM]

She is repulsive! It is clearly apparent she has body weight issues and needs to have this baby asap. She's lost the plot.

Oh yeah, probably worried about stretch marks etc.

There’s women who would swap places with her in heartbeat to feel a little baby inside, but she’s going on and on like it such a bloody hardship not the privilege it is. She was desperate for this baby with her honey trap plotting, and all she’s done is bloody moan. She really never is happy about anything, the house, the kids, shak, the baby, Lack of sleep, hair/nails etc.
She really needs a wake up call, she should be ashamed of herself.

 

[Milmum]

I was kinda hoping she would carry on doing the labour stories - I do love a birth lol

 

[loveanatter]

Long time lurker and first time poster....
If the baby is born tomorrow, it’s Luisa’s birthday!

 

[Keiffers pipe]

I though her labours were super quick. So by today's stories she has been in labour a good few hours

Good luck to them though. I can't believe she's not going to post the birth we have seen everything else