You shouldn’t give any flying fucks to be honest and well I agree with you, Luke is not posh and definitely not from Durham.I was shot down in flames by another tattler (Mo perhaps?) for suggesting the social climbing Luke was (he’d said he lived between Hartlepool and Durham) from Peterlee or Easington. It wasn’t a bad guess. It’s Wingate. Three and five miles away respectively from my guess. So he is from County Durham (TS postcode) not Durham itself. I’d mentioned his accent was ‘unusual’. The areas around the Category D coalfield areas that were economically unviable and cleared in the 1960’s had dialects called pitmatic. It’s dying out now. I think Lukey- boys odd accent is him trying and failing to be ‘posh’. I was told I was uneducated. This was a tad upsettingbeing privately educated and a successful business owner.
Thank you. He’s nothing but a uselessYou shouldn’t give any flying fucks to be honest and well I agree with you, Luke is not posh and definitely not from Durham.
thanks for the recap I’ll avoid it unless I should watch for comedy value?A map of Greenwich where he wished he lived. Bought from the overpriced tourist market. 🫣
TV left on the floor of the living room where the plastering is going on.
Bought new cushions before they’ve even painted the rooms.
The most disgusting candy stripe table lamp.
Ordered Hillary’s shutters who are notoriously expensive, so he think 40% off is a grand deal. Didn’t bother to get any other quotes.
Made brownies. Looked like a packet mix. 🫢
Bought ceiling lamps that me nan used to have.
And these were the highlights, boys and girls. 🫠
The lights are fucking ugly. I'm not seeing the vision with those nipple lights at all.A map of Greenwich where he wished he lived. Bought from the overpriced tourist market. 🫣
TV left on the floor of the living room where the plastering is going on.
Bought new cushions before they’ve even painted the rooms.
The most disgusting candy stripe table lamp.
Ordered Hillary’s shutters who are notoriously expensive, so he think 40% off is a grand deal. Didn’t bother to get any other quotes.
Made brownies. Looked like a packet mix. 🫢
Bought ceiling lamps that me nan used to have.
And these were the highlights, boys and girls. 🫠
And they still have the mouldy walls inside and out not being addressed. But hey! Let’s focus on the soft furnishings insteadCushions, hideous
Lamp, hideous (christ that lamp)
Ceiling lights, hideous
Shutter choice, hideous (how expensive are those shutters if its going to take the pair of them nine months to pay them off ffs 🫣)
Then he's saying their cooker and fridge are on there last legs
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That rug is hideous too
is he just trying to get some free kitchen appliances I wonder.Cushions, hideous
Lamp, hideous (christ that lamp)
Ceiling lights, hideous
Shutter choice, hideous (how expensive are those shutters if its going to take the pair of them nine months to pay them off ffs 🫣)
Then he's saying their cooker and fridge are on there last legs
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That rug is hideous too
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