Our faux posh pal is a homeowner !!!
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That bloody awful light fitting in the office/spare bedroom - it’s art deco according to him, well Matalan’s interpretation of art deco at least, and is the look he’s going for in the rest of the house. It’s going to be such a horrible mish mash of old tat and new tat. I’m going to have to watch the rest of his house vlogs from behind a cushion
Luke complaining their old flat wasn’t good for their wellbeing because it lacked light…I’m sure continually painting it various dark shades really helped ffs 
The way he was talking about his skin being better, make me laugh. Delulu.Luke complaining their old flat wasn’t good for their wellbeing because it lacked light…I’m sure continually painting it various dark shades really helped ffs
How has zara got the bigger bedroom with the big bay window?
Did they arm wrestle for it
Did they arm wrestle for it
Probably because he’s nabbed the spare room to use as his office for his Influencing ‘career’.How has zara got the bigger bedroom with the big bay window?
Did they arm wrestle for it
But he’ll make it sound like he was being generous and thoughtful.
This is going to be so fun to watch this twit ruin the period property with tasteless crap 
. The Argos table , the hideous light so far
. The Argos table , the hideous light so farSound bad but I'm enjoying watching the duck ups and delusion.
Not a large house by any means, can’t fit the two sofas in the lounge together so one in each area yet buy a bloody piano to go in there ( I refuse to call it a library) then look at even larger sofas in Ikea.
Signs of mice in the under-stairs cupboard so yeah store the dog food in there
Get a pest control company in to double check everywhere and block any entrance points and place some traps. He fails to realize the cold weather has yet to really kick in when they’ll be looking for food and warmth over winter.
Signs of mice in the under-stairs cupboard so yeah store the dog food in there
Get a pest control company in to double check everywhere and block any entrance points and place some traps. He fails to realize the cold weather has yet to really kick in when they’ll be looking for food and warmth over winter.
Haha latest video from old mouse droppings in cupboard under the stairs.... haha Harry Potter would have refused to stay there.
Anyway mouse droppings to this soup.... gross
Anyway mouse droppings to this soup.... gross
Reminded me of worms in soil
Christ, he can't even drill a screw into a wall with taking half the wall away . & what's with the bodged curtain polls 
. Plus contunually complaining how hard he's been working. Yeah, try getting a proper job, like most of us, AND doing up a new house at the same time. There's also no way they paid for a full structural survey on that house given the amount of problems that are becoming apparent!!
. & what's with the bodged curtain polls . Plus contunually complaining how hard he's been working. Yeah, try getting a proper job, like most of us, AND doing up a new house at the same time. There's also no way they paid for a full structural survey on that house given the amount of problems that are becoming apparent!!What a bloody palaver - have a crying jag in the garden because he can’t work out how to use a wood plane. I thought he’d hit his low when he was flapping and hyperventilating about going into the loft so had to wear his coat and put his hood up, but he seems to be wobbling on the edge in pretty much every video.
Oh my goodness, he was trying so hard to show he ‘loved’ the mismatched tree decor making it very obvious that this was all Zara’s choices .. he will ensure they place a very large over the top fully coordinated tree in the ‘Victorian’ bay window over looking the row of Victorian houses opposite.
he’s floundering on the DIY jobs on his own, completely botched the mirror hanging, now how is he going to patch that wall and then match the exact paint (unless the previous owners left some of the paint) because no two white paints are exactly the same. And he couldn’t look up on you tube how to use a door plane? He relys in Mr C for a lot of DIY info and his step dad when he’s there.
also I think Zara’s parents outright refuse to be on camera, good for them, I still think he needs to be recompensing Zara for using her for content on HIS channel, let’s hope he shared his YT income stream with her.
he’s floundering on the DIY jobs on his own, completely botched the mirror hanging, now how is he going to patch that wall and then match the exact paint (unless the previous owners left some of the paint) because no two white paints are exactly the same. And he couldn’t look up on you tube how to use a door plane? He relys in Mr C for a lot of DIY info and his step dad when he’s there.
also I think Zara’s parents outright refuse to be on camera, good for them, I still think he needs to be recompensing Zara for using her for content on HIS channel, let’s hope he shared his YT income stream with her.
They just bought said tree (insta story) 9ft tall....FFS!
It’s as he is totally predictable
Hi Luke,
Just leaving this here as I think you might find it useful.
Just leaving this here as I think you might find it useful.
...& not a cheap metal stack of shelves shoved in a corner
It’s great fun isn’t it?
