Luke Catleugh #3 at last! He bought a house! What a shame his new roommate’s a mouse

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That is an insane price for the area and the condition of the house. Just madness.
 
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That is an insane price for the area and the condition of the house. Just madness.
The previous owner was probably laughing to the bank with them

They’re a bit stuck now, they’ve bought probably at the top end of the market and when the market was so over priced, neither can afford to buy the other out, they can’t add much value to it (your shelves do jack tit Lukey boy) it was a bad buy imo
 
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Their house purchase price has finally appeared on rightmove, they bought it for £567,500!
It's a wonder he didn't use that as a clickbaity title, 'we spent over half a million pounds on our London house'.
 
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Just think what kind of house they could of got in the London commuter belt for that price 🤔
 
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‘Renovation’!? Calm down fella! …you butchered some bookcases, don’t try to hype it up for the ‘gram/ YT 🤦‍♀️
 
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It's a wonder he didn't use that as a clickbaity title, 'we spent over half a million pounds on our London house'.
Christ, if he'd moved back to civilisation (The North), he could have had an absolutely cracking house for that in a fantastic area, not Stabsville.
 
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I’m still confused about the electric outlets being in the cupboards of the new cupboards how can they be used ? And the state of that wall near the back door you can see the paint bubbling with the damp from the leaking roof, the roof still off the shed but we have ‘built in’ cupboards and shelves that cost about £1,000 so all good.
 
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It‘s in the borough, so technically it must be? 😆 IKEA is in Greenwich, and he lives there part time with Mr. C, and he probably skips Woolwich and gets the tube at Greenwich, so who cares if their house is five miles away? 😆
 
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It‘s in the borough, so technically it must be? 😆 IKEA is in Greenwich, and he lives there part time with Mr. C, and he probably skips Woolwich and gets the tube at Greenwich, so who cares if their house is five miles away? 😆
I always think Mr C only goes with Luke to IKEA for a free lift! 🤣
 
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Poor Luke. So tired from blathering about ‘colour drenching’ (who actually says pretentious stuff like that?) re strimming the grass, Zara had already done (how patronising) and brushing the front path. Imagine if he actually had to go out to work!
 
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Did the daftie not look at the front garden and check out the tiles before he bought the house?
 
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