Just found this bloke and blimey is Zara his ‘girlfriend’? What an insufferable cow.
WHO IS SHE?
Rip Nicki.
WHO IS SHE?
Rip Nicki.
Luke Catleugh #2 sobbing over house buying no-go, scoffing plagiarised risotto and a little bit of a Ho
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no - they have a very confusing relationship…they aren’t together and have separate bedrooms at home but regularly share a bed when they go on weekends away. They are both as insufferable as each other. He is a Geordie who wishes he was landed gentry and I think she is from Devon?Just found this bloke and blimey is Zara his ‘girlfriend’? What an insufferable cow.
WHO IS SHE?
Rip Nicki.
Luke claims he’s from Durham but we suspect he’s from Middlesbrough, Zara is from Plymouth I believe or at least that’s where her family seem to be
She has been his beard since they first day they met. They shacked up together, and will still be living together when they in the 70's. She'll still be coming through the door after an afternoon at the bingo, with a face like a smacked arse and turning her snout up at his latest culinary creation.Just found this bloke and blimey is Zara his ‘girlfriend’? What an insufferable cow.
WHO IS SHE?
Rip Nicki.
And Lukey Boy?. well he'll still be wafting around his tiny kitchen, clutching his book of 1063 things to do with Fusilli, whilst mispronouncing every single fecking Italian/French/German word known to man.
Deluded AF, the pair of em'.
Imagine if they were in the same flat. The lounge would shrunk in half with all the layers of paint and crappy furniture he fished out.
Yep. And he'll be popping up on The Antiques Roadshow every week, desperately trying to convince the experts that he hadn't been well and truly shafted by the bloke that sold him the Edwardian bookcase for a fiver at the
Well he was shafted by a bloke in a field. It's why he was limping.
Oh, you mean not ripped off with his tit worthless tat furniture and bits.
He wishes he had a George Michael moment in a field....Well he was shafted by a bloke in a field. It's why he was limping.
Oh, you mean not ripped off with his tit worthless tat furniture and bits.
Wtf? He looks like he's going for an audition for one of the Xmas pantomime 7 dwarves...... CvntWhat is this?
If someone told me ash from Pokémon had become 40 and gay I’d believe that was himWhat is this?
bleeping hell none of that works. Shirt is too big. Trousers too high up his waist, makes his body look really small compared to his legs. Ugly trainers that don't fit the rest of it. Awful cap.What is this?
Conclusion Luke
i thought he looked a bit like Jenny Mustards bf David here.. and while I am on the subject.. not at all buying that any of those are their own real names
Uff this was not a good look at all for Lukey boy, it completely drowns him and makes him look short. Only people who are bigger up top or who have wide shoulders can pull off this oversized shirt/high-waisted trouser look (Youtuber Daniel Simmons for example). Luke is too weedy (no body shaming, I was the same in my mid 20s). He should stick with form-fitting or horizontals from the waist up to give himself the illusion of being broader. It's just about knowing your proportions and how to balance them out. Unfortunately not everything you see on Insta/Tik tok and want to copy is going to suit you LukeWhat is this?
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After watching a few more, Zara clearly despises the dog as much as she despises him?
I wonder if he shares his YT income with her as he uses her as Vlog fodder all the time.
Hopefully my reply won’t cause issues - unlike the vegan post.
He was pescatarian, but I noticed on the recent Norwich blog he had salami on his pizza, but didn’t say what it was…..
He’s ate in a few places now that looked like meat dishes, I’m not bothered, but just be honest and say.
He likes salami and sausage
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