Wait @Hannahc546 wasn't it you that had your baby unexpectedly at home not long after Loopy started carrying on about the birth trauma? And your partner helped with delivery?Number 4...Louise hasn't managed to put me off yet
I’m imagining this is going to be ‘carefully’ curated like when they stayed in Cornwall and we’ll see it in reel form at the end of the trip. Ryan swaying softly in a hammock in the rain holding a Cobra beer to his pissed off cat’s bum chin face, then grinning inanely as the tuk tuk passes through a nondescript patch of Kochi suburbia outside the Airbnb, and possibly serving up an Indian ‘feast’ that will probably be a naan bread, a leftover morsel from breakfast and a samosa he hastily purchased from a food vendor down the street. Clearly currently he’s spending all his time in a dingy backstreet gym lifting ladies weights so he’s hardly on a voyage of culture, self discovery and adventure, even if he is wearing cheesecloth and has purchased some little wooden beads.
Haha that is indeed my baby...its very confusing that mine seems to have aged yet Leo is still 6 months old to Louise and Ryan since she has basically only just acknowledged his existence
Difficult to imagine the Indian tourism board sitting down and deciding...you know who we should get to improve the profile of travel to India...that guitar playing, surfer who can sketch farm animals and grill meats
Hey! Don’t be mean to that guy
Honestly you guys are amazing to keep the thread going during this tit. I don’t know how you found the strength because just reading that makes me so glad I didn’t have to see it in real time (even though I missed you guys!).Oh yeah and Loops ‘didn’t want a fuss’ and ‘didn’t even tell Ryan’ about her book coming out but had a big duck off family celebration, a massive cake, forty bunches of flowers, organised her own photo shoot, went on Lorraine and a bunch of podcasts, had three brunches in honour of, sat at the publishing house for five hours signing copies and eating a wanky lunch and promoted the bloody thing 10x a day on insta. Oh and she’s never out of the Waterstones on the king’s road marvelling that they’ve not got a single copy in because everyone must have rushed out to buy it before she got there
We’ve missed you too
You're always with us in spirit. Especially when we need to bring out our detective skills. Glad you're OK!
It's very early doors but IMHO CHINdia has to be part of the next thread title
