Louise the slacker & Brian the Builder, watch their next episode where they get tit done. Or not. Lazy freebie begging twats.Brian the builder.....courtesy of my tit Photoshop skills....
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Was all that colouring in practise for being allowed to paint the actual walls?
Had to make sure he didnāt go over the lines before he was allowed to pick up a paintbrush
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How is he not squirming with embarrassment, that at the age of 33, heās bragging online about painting a wall and hanging up some pictures.
Had to make sure he didnāt go over the lines before he was allowed to pick up a paintbrush
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How is he not squirming with embarrassment, that at the age of 33, heās bragging online about painting a wall and hanging up some pictures.
what. a. bleep.
embracing the lycra- i braced my toilet bowl.
hes such a slimy cringe fest of a boy.
the tensed biceps for the drill shot. and the imagined zoomed out view of whoever was taking this photo!
yuuuuk.
"i can now, not only colour in my print outs of spider man. i can now colour(kind of) inside the walls."
"look at my art" a bike hung on the wall.
"witch said i wasnt a man and did duck all around the house to earn my keep. that if i wasnt paying rent i needed to get off my ass and do some chores"
"look at my diy!"- painting.
"ive never had a chance to paint with colours ive chosen"-" Louise says i cant have lights i want."
"looking for ideas, answer in the box"- dm me your offer of gifted work or lights please.
hes so pathetic. and his ego is such that he actually beleives this tit hes spouting is coming across as him being the knarly man bro.
embracing the lycra- i braced my toilet bowl.
hes such a slimy cringe fest of a boy.
the tensed biceps for the drill shot. and the imagined zoomed out view of whoever was taking this photo!
yuuuuk.
"i can now, not only colour in my print outs of spider man. i can now colour(kind of) inside the walls."
"look at my art" a bike hung on the wall.
"witch said i wasnt a man and did duck all around the house to earn my keep. that if i wasnt paying rent i needed to get off my ass and do some chores"
"look at my diy!"- painting.
"ive never had a chance to paint with colours ive chosen"-" Louise says i cant have lights i want."
"looking for ideas, answer in the box"- dm me your offer of gifted work or lights please.
hes so pathetic. and his ego is such that he actually beleives this tit hes spouting is coming across as him being the knarly man bro.
āCling on to memories of past experiencesā Louise certainly doesnt have any trouble doing that she has made it her whole personality and is gripping onto it with her grabby , mucky paws
she has made it her whole personality and is gripping onto it with her grabby , mucky pawsAnother huge list...
She's been doing a lot of practising of number 34.
She's been doing a lot of practising of number 34.
Jeez Louise, we get it - buy your book. 
"Cool dude having a great time" pose that precedes the "Awesome" pointing pose. Both employed by teenagers and wankers everywhere.And another thing...what's that pose with his fingers all about
#the hot cross bun method?! What does that involve? Singing 
one a penny two a penny hot cross buns while eating hot cross buns ?!
I especially like the āfeel safe in the knowledge that whatever is making you anxious will stop when you finally pass out from exhaustionā
which is like saying donāt worry about anything bad happening to you in your life because it wonāt bother you when youāre dead.
She must be a bloody nightmare to share a room with, all that tapping and sighing and yelling out 5ās like a navy seal and rotating her feet in different directions. No wonder they stuck her up in the eaves in the Paris hotel.
one a penny two a penny hot cross buns while eating hot cross buns ?!I especially like the āfeel safe in the knowledge that whatever is making you anxious will stop when you finally pass out from exhaustionā
which is like saying donāt worry about anything bad happening to you in your life because it wonāt bother you when youāre dead.
She must be a bloody nightmare to share a room with, all that tapping and sighing and yelling out 5ās like a navy seal and rotating her feet in different directions. No wonder they stuck her up in the eaves in the Paris hotel.
I canāt stand the way he constantly bares his bottom teeth when he talks
I don't know who sam is talking to. Anyone? This isnt the louise on her own page.
People often comment she's hardly recognisable from mic days. Well, she's exactly the bloody same! When you strip the twit of her facetunefilter bullshit.
People often comment she's hardly recognisable from mic days. Well, she's exactly the bloody same! When you strip the twit of her facetunefilter bullshit.
Cannot wait to see what this big day of work is
you'll find out in 5 business days
Aw Ryan snuck into the big bed at 4am 
Stop it!!
I am screaming
pot calling kettle black Louise, i think you'll you are the little munch darling!
And the āif it wonāt matter in five months time why does it matter now?ā š«¤
what a stupid ātipā for anxiety how do you know what wonāt matter in five months time and even if thatās the case thatās still nearly half a year of your life stupid cow dressed like a giant peony and her waffling bullshit sheās wound me right up this morning.
what a stupid ātipā for anxiety how do you know what wonāt matter in five months time and even if thatās the case thatās still nearly half a year of your life
stupid cow dressed like a giant peony and her waffling bullshit sheās wound me right up this morning.Im not convinced what she describes is anxiety and not just her narcissism
i know what her ābig dayā is, sheās on a panel at an event for Persil moaning that she didnāt have enough help as a new mum so she had to ask for it after six months but she used Persil with Comfort fabric conditioner and that was a āsafe combinationā because of course everything has to hark back to her near-death loopy state. And she looks bored out of her mind, over-dressed like sheās going to a school prom.
Itās on the Persiluk Instagram and Iām pretty sure I can hear Ashley Jamesās toddler wailing in the background
Itās on the Persiluk Instagram and Iām pretty sure I can hear Ashley Jamesās toddler wailing in the background
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