Louise Thompson #36

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I think she decided she wanted a c sec quite late in the day- you don’t get an appointment to visit the birthing centre until quite late on! I was told at 36 weeks I’d need a c section, my appointment to look around the birthing centre had only been the week before. As usual Loopy stretches the truth because it has to fit her woe is me medieval childbirth narrative.

Also fairly sure the pic of a clump of hair that had tragically fallen out was a hair extension

Utter bull people stopped her in the street over her crappy syringe pancakes if so she lives on a street of bleeping sad acts.

 

[sam0206]

I think she decided she wanted a c sec quite late in the day- you don’t get an appointment to visit the birthing centre until quite late on! I was told at 36 weeks I’d need a c section, my appointment to look around the birthing centre had only been the week before. As usual Loopy stretches the truth because it has to fit her woe is me medieval childbirth narrative.

Also fairly sure the pic of a clump of hair that had tragically fallen out was a hair extension

Utter bull people stopped her in the street over her crappy syringe pancakes if so she lives on a street of bleeping sad acts.

Especially 10 like if you're gonna lie at least make it believable

 

[allybongo]

I cannot believe she just filmed him scribbling all over the TV with a lipstick, perched on that high unit - and thought it would make good content

 

[MarshC]

It riles me how every influencer that has a child reckons they invented banana pancakes. They are one of the first things most parents make for babies when they’re weaning because they’re literally just bananas and eggs usually. Yet Louise is ‘regularly’ asked for her recipe. Yeah, okay. Millie Macintosh is exactly the same, reckons she invented baby pancakes.
If anyone is actually asking these airheads for recipes they need to go and get in the bin.

 

[Gillybean42]

I don’t have a small child so forgive me, but I don’t see the point in that ‘bike’ if it doesn’t have pedals what’s the point? He’s just walking holding onto the handles? Wouldn’t a wee trike or something be better? Or am I showing my age??

 

[Tookster]

I don’t have a small child so forgive me, but I don’t see the point in that ‘bike’ if it doesn’t have pedals what’s the point? He’s just walking holding onto the handles? Wouldn’t a wee trike or something be better? Or am I showing my age??

Sadly, the latter! It’s all about balance bikes, these days. It makes the transition to bikes without stabilisers much easier

 

[Hannahc546]

100% honesty from me here Louise...this is not what makes you a crap parent!

Does she really think anyone is out here doing this for a bleeping toddler?!

 

[Troyston30]

Sadly, the latter! It’s all about balance bikes, these days. It makes the transition to bikes without stabilisers much easier

Have it agree. Balance bike all way. My son had a balance bike from 2 years old and rode a pedal bike straight away with no stabilisers from 3.5.

 

[Hannahc546]

Find it funny how in her book towards the end she talks about visiting the birthing centre, with the baths and pools etc, and says it made her sad at the birth she “could have had” but…..from her own admission she always wanted a c section! So her birth would never have happened in the way it happens in a birthing centre. (Sorry, can you tell I’m posting as I listen through lol)

There's also a lot of other reasons this maybe wouldn't have happened...you know maybe they were already in use at the time of labour, maybe you wanted additional pain relief...not everything is a personal attack on you as the world most professional victim Lousie

 

[katesbess]

The way they use and abuse that boy for content is disgusting.
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10 people. 10 people!? Oh have a day off.

 

[Intothedark]

Another passive aggressive dig at Ryan. Though to be fair, why they can’t go and do their hobbies when Leo is in nursery I don’t know as neither work and have oodles of spare time. You can bet they point score each other on who has done what for Leo.

Yes, he probably will cartwheel down the middle of that table loopy is, he’s taught no boundaries. You let him use blenders and climb on units for content.

Poor lad can’t have a smoothie and croissant in peace without his mum filming him. Interesting that he’s not responding

 

[Hevxx]

Especially 10 like if you're gonna lie at least make it believable

Yeah but 10 is the age of clothing she wishes she wore

 

[Hannahc546]

Supposedly an extreme introvert but loves that 10 strangers stopped her in the street to talk about pancakes...

 

[Gemsquash22]

Gotta love the unfiltered faces

 

[Hareandbear]

No mention from Louise of Sam playing football in a prime time television slot!!

 

[Intothedark]

Gotta love the unfiltered faces

Whose that? Surely not the teeny tiny Louise Thompson. Must be an imposter.

 

[katesbess]

So they've been reading here. We know this already of course by the constant nextdaysism posts they do the second it's mentioned on here. And or, they've been spoken to about his speech. Again. And, and or they've had lots of comments. Which I think there will be a fair few after the past few postings of him just point and screaming instead of using his words. And them not trying to help him articulate at all. Bell ends are now mentionitus it all the time and trying to catch him speaking words all the time. Just try giving a tit knobheads, not just for clout on the gram or your egos.
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Gotta love the unfiltered faces

Holy tit. Hahaha. My god. Makes what she does just really really bleeping tank.

 

[JulesWake]

I don’t have a small child so forgive me, but I don’t see the point in that ‘bike’ if it doesn’t have pedals what’s the point? He’s just walking holding onto the handles? Wouldn’t a wee trike or something be better? Or am I showing my age??

No^
Just showing common sense, something Louise lacks.

 

[melfish]

Gotta love the unfiltered faces

She needs to lay off the filler

 

[hazelnot]

There's also a lot of other reasons this maybe wouldn't have happened...you know maybe they were already in use at the time of labour, maybe you wanted additional pain relief...not everything is a personal attack on you as the world most professional victim Lousie

This! She's said many times that an elective C-sec would have been her preference so those other niceties wouldn't have been an option anyway, but even if she was going vag and it was all going swimmingly she still might not have been able to have the whole picture. Short of having a home birth where you've rented your own pool you can't guarantee anything (and obviously even in that scenario still can't guarantee anything. It's childbirth. You don't know how anything's going to go until it's going.)

That attitude is a pet peeve of mine in general though. I'm sure if we allowed ourselves to, every single person in the world could walk around lamenting the 'what ifs', but what's the point? I could be a home owner now or have a different career if I'd been born into generational wealth, but why waste your life focusing on what you don't have? All that stuff is not your life. What you have is ... what you have.
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I don’t have a small child so forgive me, but I don’t see the point in that ‘bike’ if it doesn’t have pedals what’s the point? He’s just walking holding onto the handles? Wouldn’t a wee trike or something be better? Or am I showing my age??

Balance bikes are way better than trikes once they get the hang of them! Shuffling around holding the handles doesn't achieve much, but once they get going it's essentially the same as riding a normal bike, just using your feet for speed (ala Flintstones) rather than pedals. Balance is the hard part of learning to ride a two-wheeler; it's easier to learn that early doors than how to pedal.