Louise Thompson #24 Cocklodger and Tiny Tears, ruining their son's early years

[Tofino]

I don’t know if we are allowed cocklodger in the title but I’ll give it a go! Congrats @RunningMum for the most likes!

Last thread here

Louise Thompson #23 Louise is getting better at a grifted holiday. While pretending she is still away

Thanks to @JarvisCockerSpaniel for this title reminding everyone of the time machine life Louise and Ryan live. Had to modify it slightly and also my phone is being terrible with the text so if I delete this in a min please forgive me.... Recap to follow unless someone wants the pleasure...

tattle.life

 

[katesbess]

thanks for the new thread people.
with the leggings someone pointed out the seam down the middle of the fan-dangle. ive never seen that before. how bloody uncomfortable.
oh god they are having to reach out to all of london!? that is so very very sad.
they clearly need numbers.
i really want it to be the equivalent to a teen fb party. they all go and crash the fucker.
trouble is this weekend gauges nothing on their success. we have all seen their turtle cult.
seen the idiots having orgasms every time she posts.
anyone want to volunteer to go in the wild detective.
thats a long time for those two to put on a sickeningly sweet act

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I’m annoyed we’ve heard nothing about the fabled field trip to the Chelsea and Westminster to have a nice day out revelling in past traumas.

 

[Greasepaint]

Has she lost a shed load of followers? She’s at 1.4m and I’m sure not that long ago it was 1.7m

 

[Tofino]

Has she lost a shed load of followers? She’s at 1.4m and I’m sure not that long ago it was 1.7m

No she’s always been 1.4m. It’s Sam that’s 1.7m (and climbing!)

Louise:

Sam:

 

[MuckyDucker]

Just watched Zara's documentary whilst 'working from home', I bet Louise is jealous - no way could she make something like that, imagine 135 minutes without being able to make it all about herself, she just couldn't do it .....

 

[Tofino]

Just watched Zara's documentary whilst 'working from home', I bet Louise is jealous - no way could she make something like that, imagine 135 minutes without being able to make it all about herself, she just couldn't do it .....

Is that the Gaia Pope one? Is it any good? I’m quite intrigued by it.
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Ooh we have a new one!! Scared of the stove! She forgot to mention she was also scared of carrots though.

 

[MuckyDucker]

Is that the Gaia Pope one? Is it any good? I’m quite intrigued by it.
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Ooh we have a new one!! Scared of the stove! She forgot to mention she was also scared of carrots though.

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Yeah it's really really good she comes across well and handles the sensitivity of it well. TBF at the time I thought it was an odd case but it really makes you see what went on ... won't ruin it though so I'll shut up now haha (but wear either no or waterproof mascara)

SHE DIDNT BROWN THE MINCE WTF
(and the garlic pieces were mahhosive)

 

[windowlickinggood]

So much to say about her cooking……

HOW MUCH GARLIC??!?!?
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And I hate it when people refer to children’s friends of the opposite gender as ‘girlfriend’ or ‘boyfriend’. He’s not even 2 FFS.

 

[Primrose2]

So much to say about her cooking……

HOW MUCH GARLIC??!?!?
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And I hate it when people refer to children’s friends of the opposite gender as ‘girlfriend’ or ‘boyfriend’. He’s not even 2 FFS.

That dinner was awful I think my dog would turn it down and yes blending the sweet potato was a mistake Louise

 

[Owlish]

I don’t mean to be a Braggy McBrag-face here but I’m surprised he’s not lifting heavier.

For context - I’m a mum, I’m in my 40s, I only work out twice a week as I’m busy with my job and taking care of my family, I’ve got a very ordinary looking physique…..definitely no rippling muscles! I can back squat 100kg!

 

[Tofino]

OMG if this is what she considers beautful and tasty dishes no wonder it ends up straight on the floor. I think I would do the same Leo!!! I’ll join you with the frubes!!!

No browning of the mince, I LOVE garlic but even what she put in is far too much for me. And the purée topping definitely a big mistake!!!

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Christ alive she cannot cook at all it’s hilarious that she thinks she has kitchen skill. That’s the trouble with a lot of over-privileged privately educated types like her. Told they’re wonderful at anything they turn their hand to.

 

[MuckyDucker]

OMG if this is what she considers beautful and tasty dishes no wonder it ends up straight on the floor. I think I would do the same Leo!!! I’ll join you with the frubes!!!

No browning of the mince, I LOVE garlic but even what she put in is far too much for me. And the purée topping definitely a big mistake!!!

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You can see the fatty not browned layer pooling looks ducking rank

 

[Pumpkin84]

What's that supposed to be, cottage pie? Looks absolutely rank The only thing that is worthy of is the bin. They always cook way too much food aswell, theres 3 oven dishes full there.

 

[Fisher99]

Bless Ryan, he’s spelt games wrong

 

[Tofino]

I don’t mean to be a Braggy McBrag-face here but I’m surprised he’s not lifting heavier.

For context - I’m a mum, I’m in my 40s, I only work out twice a week as I’m busy with my job and taking care of my family, I’ve got a very ordinary looking physique…..definitely no rippling muscles! I can back squat 100kg!

Absolutely fine to brag if it means we can laugh at Ryan.

 

[katesbess]

haha so many people signed up for their sports day didn't they! my god they really areon the beg.
God that poor rugby woman. Ryan's been stalking another blonde sports woman. Liking posts. Getting in there. I think his tagine to asking her to come will have very much been along the line of "we really want to get woman into sport,that's what turtle is about.creating a safe space for woman.wpuod you come on board and help" and how could she say no to that as its a big part of what she has been trying to do. Manipulation by the gorilla there.
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So which is it Louise.cooking or the hello fresh ads you've just done.im confused.

 

[Tookster]

Bless Ryan, he’s spelt games wrong

I would like to counter the #forwomenanywhere with #thiswomanisfinewithoutyournaffbusiness #andthesamegoesforyouroverpricedleggings

 

[JulesC]

Haven’t been keeping up, duck me turtle games is my idea of hell - what kind of saddos would actually volunteer to do that?! Can’t wait to see pics