Louise Thompson #23 Louise is getting better at a grifted holiday. While pretending she is still away

[Hannahc546]

Thanks to @JarvisCockerSpaniel for this title reminding everyone of the time machine life Louise and Ryan live.

Had to modify it slightly and also my phone is being terrible with the text so if I delete this in a min please forgive me....

Recap to follow unless someone wants the pleasure...

 

[Flossie2]

Do you think this lot( with their identical gardens) have to drag those bloody chair cushions in every night?

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

In my experience they never bother getting garden cushions in, my boss just gets a new set every summer as they’ve usually gone festering and mouldy.

 

[Fisher99]

Ryan being invited to chose some bits from Pampeano and he only went and chose some of the most expensive things they sell. I always wondered who filtered search results from price high to low, I guess it’s ~*~iNfLUeNcErS~*~ when choosing their freebies.
And saying he chose the brown belt as it was “masculine” after the other one he chose had some pink bits on. He has a teeny tiny penis 🤏

 

[Tofino]

Ryan being invited to chose some bits from Pampeano and he only went and chose some of the most expensive things they sell. I always wondered who filtered search results from price high to low, I guess it’s ~*~iNfLUeNcErS~*~ when choosing their freebies.
And saying he chose the brown belt as it was “masculine” after the other one he chose had some pink bits on. He has a teeny tiny penis 🤏

he’s a walking definition of toxic masculinity. He absolutely thinks men and women should conform to their (harmful) gender stereotypes.

 

[Flossie2]

‘Invited me to choose some bits’- yeah right you beggy twit.
if ever there was someone who was going to put me off buying a brand, it’s this guy.

 

[katesbess]

‘Invited me to choose some bits’- yeah right you beggy twit.
if ever there was someone who was going to put me off buying a brand, it’s this guy.

Yup.just the thought of putting one ov those belts round My waist makes me want to vom. Haha look at me! Acting like I could afford 150 quid for belts.
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Do. They. Pay. For. Anything.
Soooo authentic Louise. Your filming this. Your FILMING THIS YOU twit.

 

[Ashad]

You just know filming all that gifted tit would make them think they’ve done a hard days work these people have no idea about the real world.

 

[katesbess]

You just know filming all that gifted tit would make them think they’ve done a hard days work these people have no idea about the real world.

And the way Ryan talked about those belts. With such a ponsy air and privileged snob attitude! This is THE London brand or rather Chelsea anyway. The Chelsea seat belt!? Ignorant. Arrogant. Stuck up.ass.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

They don’t even live that near Chelsea.

Parson’s Green Prick Belt more like.

 

[melfish]

He doesn't know how to do unboxing with one hand like graceful Louise I love how influencers think we plebs live for unboxing videos, as though it were some kind of vicarious pleasure crumb they're throwing us.

Those belts are hideous

 

[chuckabiddy]

Does anyone know who William is? Ryan was calling for them in a live this morning

 

[Pumpkin84]

Does anyone know who William is? Ryan was calling for them in a live this morning

It could be the photographer they use? his name is Will

 

[Gemsquash22]

They don’t even live that near Chelsea.

Parson’s Green Prick Belt more like.

This really made me laugh, you’re absolutely spot on, he is the parsons green prick

 

[chuckabiddy]

It could be the photographer they use? his name is Will

Maybe...he seemed worried they were being noisy and we wouldn't be able to hear him. Tbh for a second I forgot that their son is called Leo and thought it was about him!

 

[Ashad]

They didn’t even make the unboxing interesting it’s privileged people opening free tit. At least make it entertaining or funny or something!!

 

[Tofino]

Gosh her last post - is she feeling ok? No trauma and the caption is just ‘48hrs’.

Zara has liked the post and the previous one too!

 

[soph30]

Gosh her last post - is she feeling ok? No trauma and the caption is just ‘48hrs’.

Zara has liked the post and the previous one too!

She squeezed a bit of trauma in here

 

[melfish]

Gosh her last post - is she feeling ok? No trauma and the caption is just ‘48hrs’.

She's staring off into the distance instead of looking at the baby though. Such a cold, strange photo. Might as well be holding a sack of flour

 

[Hannahc546]

Gosh her last post - is she feeling ok? No trauma and the caption is just ‘48hrs’.

Zara has liked the post and the previous one too!

I assumed this was in response to your post about her upcoming essay