LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire
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Oh my god I just watched it!! That is some SAVAGE warping! I’ve screen recorded it so we’ll always have that one in the bank.
I pity her. Lots of people use filters on IG but they do it openly and don’t pretend it’s their real face and you can see in the top left corner which one they’re using. She’s too thick to realise how obvious it is.
I don’t see it. What do I need to look out for?
Only took her 4 mins to do her hair because there’s only about 10 strands on her head.
The way she drags that bleeping thing through her hair you can literally hear the strands snapping!!!!! How are Dyson paying her for this it’s painful to watch!!!!!
I gotta laugh at John he’s just being a typical bloke humouring her every time she asks do you think it looks thicker “yeh fabulous”
I gotta laugh at John he’s just being a typical bloke humouring her every time she asks do you think it looks thicker “yeh fabulous”
She’s removed her most recent post off her grid? I’m sure it was her in a blue spotted dress 
That wasn’t the latest but yes she’s removed that oneShe’s removed her most recent post off her grid? I’m sure it was her in a blue spotted dress
I love how you knew it wasn’t her most recent post hahahaI know haha I’m not sure if I am right now though coz I was thinking of the other blue one which is a shirt but the blue dress was with a cream/pink Chanel bag wasn’t it
Watch this bit here the whole way through. You can see it more when her hair is up and she’s moving her face left and right
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Bahhhaaa ‘ do you think my hair looks fabulous’?
Hubby ‘
‘ oh it looks so fabulous. So fabulous.
With her smile as if to say to United Nations ‘ fwarkkk you’
Her hair is sadly paper thin. I have fine hair but tons of it. I can’t grow it mega long .. but her hair is ridiculously thin. Using what she does on her hair is surely weakening it further. She should simply go for the chop, and have it maybe in a short bob to thicken the look of it.
That smile on the video gave me the damn weeby jeebies.
She looks like the Technicolor Dreamcoat. The stray of fake tan splattered all over and the colour of her face. Does she not see this ????????
Hubby ‘
‘ oh it looks so fabulous. So fabulous.
With her smile as if to say to United Nations ‘ fwarkkk you’
Her hair is sadly paper thin. I have fine hair but tons of it. I can’t grow it mega long .. but her hair is ridiculously thin. Using what she does on her hair is surely weakening it further. She should simply go for the chop, and have it maybe in a short bob to thicken the look of it.
That smile on the video gave me the damn weeby jeebies.
She looks like the Technicolor Dreamcoat. The stray of fake tan splattered all over and the colour of her face. Does she not see this ????????
They must both need to go to spec savers cos her hair looked far from Fukkin ‘perfect’ as the OAP said .. .. what was the point in that dyson ‘tutorial’ I’m sure people wanna see more than how to turn into on and straighten bits of string !!!
Going back to yesterday’s TL posts She could just stand up and aim at the wall !!Hopefully some footage of her having a luxe wee as well
I’m sure we could use some of this for a new thread title !!!Jesusthere like bloody claws
fanny bulge
Crusty face
Manky feet
poor cow
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There we go, photo in London wearing some tat with some terrible fake tan and photoshopped legs. Honestly, so disingenuous.
She needs to find a more natural shade of fake tan.
Hasn’t she learnt anything during lockdown ..
Fukkin same Ol same Ol .
I know she basis herself on boring repetition .. but what a great opportunity it would have been to change the Last decades repetition and start a new one
Agree with @Hereforthepictures they’re not her legs !!!
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HELLOOOOOO LooneyLuxeLiar have you been living under a Fukkin white robe lately ??? restaurants/ bars /pubs ain’t open right now.. you should have put a bottle of Whispering Angel in the car .. but don’t forget it’s a 2 hour drive so the OAP shouldn’t really be drinking !!!
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I was basically just typing the end partHasn’t she learnt anything during lockdown ..
Fukkin same Ol same Ol .
I know she basis herself on boring repetition .. but what a great opportunity it would have been to change the Last decades repetition and start a new one
Agree with @Hereforthepictures they’re not her legs !!!
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HELLOOOOOO LooneyLuxeLiar have you been living under a Fukkin white robe lately ??? restaurants/ bars /pubs ain’t open right now.. you should have put a bottle of Whispering Angel in the car .. but don’t forget it’s a 2 hour drive so the OAP shouldn’t really be drinking !!!
Did she think Cecconis were going to do a special opening just for her?Aaaaaaand after all the straightening she ties her hair up!? P
The new jacket... that’s makes her look like a squashed amazon delivery 
Is this not an old photo. Sure it’s made the rounds before ?!!
I’m bleeping crying! I actually quite like it but not that colour maybe.The new jacket... that’s makes her look like a squashed amazon delivery
If she really knew her tit she might know there’s an app called Supper where you can order food and drinks from restaurants in London. Let’s see, next time, after reading here, she may pick up on it
He's a bigger twit than her, I mean a nearly 60yr old indulging her by taking her to London, proper pathetic, he's as thick as her! What does he actually do at this bank? He must be a laughing stock at work. She's only still with him cause she'd literally be on the streets carrying around her tit in designer paper bags. And he prob don't want another divorce!
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