Where can I find the photos of her mum!?
I think it was on her stories, I didn't screen grab it maybe someone else did? Anyone?
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I think it was on her stories, I didn't screen grab it maybe someone else did? Anyone?
Oh I remember now! When she was doing a q&a? Bollocks. I didn’t pay enough attention.
There are some on one of her blog posts as I recall. One where she goes and gets her fringe cut after too many BellinisWhere can I find the photos of her mum!?
with Mummy Luxe or some rubbish. She also posted one a week or so ago on her stories about a trip she took her on when she was crew. The likeness to her ma is uncanny imo which is why the half moon crescent filter is all the more obvious now.Let me look and see if I can find them again
Ok I checked and it’s not there - must have found it elsewhere but can’t remember where and I didn’t screen grab the one from the stories but I think their face shape is the exact same.
I’m sorry - such a disappointment. I will try to be a better tattler in future
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I think they are the living embodiment of ‘all mouth and no trousers.’ They are living a life of smoke and mirrors whereby he funds her ‘luxe’ lifestyle which means she can barely afford to even fake tan properly let alone live in a place where she’s ashamed to even show the kitchen. It’s odd that someone coming up to the age of 60 with a successful career in finance is living in a flat with a shared garden? I have friends (I’m in my late 20s) who have good careers and have bought their first houses or apartments in London and outside of London which is a very big feat I know but one you’d expect ‘mr luxe’ to have fulfilled if he really is as successful as she implies he is. There’s something extremely off about their relationship / financial situation. The elephant in the room though is where mr luxe is at as I’m not convinced he’s living in that flat anymore given that we haven’t seen him in weeks!
I did have to laugh to myself earlier because when we do see Mr Luxe we're all like ewww why is he always around the creep. Then we don’t see him and suddenly it’s a murder mystery. If she’s been reading here she might have decided to show less of him. BUT it is weird that she keeps using old photos of him. Let’s see.
OMG ...you lot have been wound in by her ‘Murder she wrote ‘ and ‘midsummer Murders’ quotes .. pull yourselves together .. He’s still there who else is gonna queue at the post office to send off all these giveaways !! Wash that grubby ‘robe’ , If he wasn’t there she def wouldn’t be there .. read back she hates it there .. she does duck all for herself .. and her narcissistic ways wouldn’t allow her to live on her own .. and I think if the ‘boy’ was back in the scene she wouldn’t be on I G as much .Nudge nudge wink wink .
know what I mean 
Jesus WTF is that dress she’s wearing now, it’s looks like she’s fashioned it out of some pillowcases.
Ps who is the ‘boy’? I had a look over the previous threads to read up but couldn’t find anything?!
Ps who is the ‘boy’? I had a look over the previous threads to read up but couldn’t find anything?!
Oh my bleeping god. Is that an oversized, starched napkin she’s wearing?
ÉDIT: I had to go back and look again. If ANYONE wore that ANYWHERE it’d only be as they were being marched into the lunatic asylum
Am back again: she looks like one of those dolls your *nan used to hide the bog roll under
*Just my nan?? Ok.
ÉDIT: I had to go back and look again. If ANYONE wore that ANYWHERE it’d only be as they were being marched into the lunatic asylum
Am back again: she looks like one of those dolls your *nan used to hide the bog roll under
*Just my nan?? Ok.
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Couldn’t keep quiet any longer ... what the hell is that dress ?
what are we betting that she rolled it down because it was caked in her ten layers of fake tan already
grubby mare .
Hi all .Couldn’t keep quiet any longer ... what the hell is that dress ?
what are we betting that she rolled it down because it was caked in her ten layers of fake tan already grubby mare .
Her arms are plastered to her sides because If she lifts them it’ll fall down
She goes on about wine so much, she sounds like a sad old wineo
I know she gets paid for it, but still!!
She goes on about wine so much, she sounds like a sad old wineo
I know she gets paid for it, but still!!
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What the duck. Jesus Christ mother of all Mary get me a glass of wine now
Has she lost the plot
don’t tell me that’s part of the summer In The tit rangeLooks like it’s this dress - what a shame to do that to it!
Omg I thought she looks weird in that dress, almost as if she is holding it in place with her armpits (!!)
and she IS!! what a moron!
BTW Why spend £500 on a dress you will wear like THIS! Heck, why spend so much on ANY piece of clothing while we are still in pandemic, summer parties are pretty much cancelled, whole world realised no one needs more than comfy loungewear (joggers and husband’s tshirt) and there won’t be anywhere to dress up to?!?
she is a bleeping looser..
I have to admit my own spending habits and what I buy (with my own, earned cash) is probably out of line for most people but thats okay (I used to thought) as I dont smoke, dont drink much and dont go out out too often, we usually socialise with friends and sometimes have big nights out. We like nice holidays though..
Anyway, looking at my shoes and bags collection I realised I hardly used any of them since beginning of March, when I popped to the shop I felt stupid carrying LV or Chanel purse (I dont really have any cheap / no name) bags. I wore 1 pair of trainers, rotated few pairs of joggers with my husband’s white tshirts (he still haven’t realised
) and literally thats all.
This whole pandemic / lockdown situation, seeing people risking their life to help others..all of it did something to me. All material things really dont matter. What matters is healthy husband and children. Safe home and food on the table. Having hope to see your friends and family after this is over. I am sure I will enjoy carrying my bags and dressing up again but there is NOTHING nee material I want. I always had my eye in something.. be it bag or shoes or piece of clothing. I feel sick just thinking about it now. I have never felt this way before and I think its a big turning point for me. Clearly Lorna learnt NOTHING in those hard times.
and she IS!! what a moron!
BTW Why spend £500 on a dress you will wear like THIS! Heck, why spend so much on ANY piece of clothing while we are still in pandemic, summer parties are pretty much cancelled, whole world realised no one needs more than comfy loungewear (joggers and husband’s tshirt) and there won’t be anywhere to dress up to?!?
she is a bleeping looser..
I have to admit my own spending habits and what I buy (with my own, earned cash) is probably out of line for most people but thats okay (I used to thought) as I dont smoke, dont drink much and dont go out out too often, we usually socialise with friends and sometimes have big nights out. We like nice holidays though..
Anyway, looking at my shoes and bags collection I realised I hardly used any of them since beginning of March, when I popped to the shop I felt stupid carrying LV or Chanel purse (I dont really have any cheap / no name) bags. I wore 1 pair of trainers, rotated few pairs of joggers with my husband’s white tshirts (he still haven’t realised
) and literally thats all. This whole pandemic / lockdown situation, seeing people risking their life to help others..all of it did something to me. All material things really dont matter. What matters is healthy husband and children. Safe home and food on the table. Having hope to see your friends and family after this is over. I am sure I will enjoy carrying my bags and dressing up again but there is NOTHING nee material I want. I always had my eye in something.. be it bag or shoes or piece of clothing. I feel sick just thinking about it now. I have never felt this way before and I think its a big turning point for me. Clearly Lorna learnt NOTHING in those hard times.
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STOOOOPPPP IT Right Now! Rolled down a perfectly decent dress and teamed it with a hat the size of a fiat 500!
Is this affiliation with Matches something new? I’ve noticed a few aff links last week or so and they’ve been added to my boycott list. Unfortunate because they have the best service and same day delivery but I’m not bleeping with them if they duck with her
Is this affiliation with Matches something new? I’ve noticed a few aff links last week or so and they’ve been added to my boycott list. Unfortunate because they have the best service and same day delivery but I’m not bleeping with them if they duck with her
That bloody wrap cardigan actually looks like a strait jacket when she wears it backwards. Just sayin
WHAT AN UTTER twit!Oh my bleeping god. Is that an oversized, starched napkin she’s wearing?
ÉDIT: I had to go back and look again. If ANYONE wore that ANYWHERE it’d only be as they were being marched into the lunatic asylum
Am back again: she looks like one of those dolls your *nan used to hide the bog roll under
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*Just my nan?? Ok.
Her sense of style baffles me. It really does
I reckon that dress is being returned, she got it looks hideous as she’s too short for it, improvised for a photo opp.
she’s made a fool of herself and she’s carefully checking comments on the post as well, for sure some deletes going on
she’s made a fool of herself and she’s carefully checking comments on the post as well, for sure some deletes going on
tit THE BED. Bet the “flat group chat” was on FIRE today what with her twatting round the front door wearing what looks like a polyester “made in Taiwan” wedding dress.. and a hat the size of a small country.
So she’s bought it 4 sizes too big as usual and rather than send it back and get the correct size she’s stapled it and holding it up under her arm pit ? OMFG.
It’s just the LIKEtoKNOW.it affiliate link - she can get anything from 8-15% on any item she sells through the link —- see attached for the percentages that I happen to have to hand..
(I’ve had to go back for another look at those pictures. just as good the second time round. And the comments ?!! Not one person has said WHAT THE duck?)
So she’s bought it 4 sizes too big as usual and rather than send it back and get the correct size she’s stapled it and holding it up under her arm pit ? OMFG.
It’s just the LIKEtoKNOW.it affiliate link - she can get anything from 8-15% on any item she sells through the link —- see attached for the percentages that I happen to have to hand..
(I’ve had to go back for another look at those pictures.
just as good the second time round. And the comments ?!! Not one person has said WHAT THE duck?)Attachments
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I hadn’t seen you’d said this @Ohmydays and commented the same myself! We are all so alike in our thoughtsOMG ...you lot have been wound in by her ‘Murder she wrote ‘ and ‘midsummer Murders’ quotes .. pull yourselves together .. He’s still there who else is gonna queue at the post office to send off all these giveaways !! Wash that grubby ‘robe’ , If he wasn’t there she def wouldn’t be there .. read back she hates it there .. she does duck all for herself .. and her narcissistic ways wouldn’t allow her to live on her own .. and I think if the ‘boy’ was back in the scene she wouldn’t be on I G as much .Nudge nudge wink wink .
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