@MayfairAA that hand warp 
it's her feet warp that gets me, looks like she has 6+ toes!
it's her feet warp that gets me, looks like she has 6+ toes!
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OMG I missed so much yesterday! Just catching up with her then I will catch up here, but for now....why does she look like sheâs been rolling in the mud with Boo here?
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Oh god that hand warp is so bad!!
sheâs back covering her face in crap, itâs the way she always looks sooo pleased with herself that gets me
Says sheâs got a big announcement today, another shocking igtv maybe?
sheâs back covering her face in crap, itâs the way she always looks sooo pleased with herself that gets me
Says sheâs got a big announcement today, another shocking igtv maybe?
I am beside myself waiting for the exciting news. What cutting edge âinfluencingâ it will be.
She does say sheâs not covering herself in make up today though! How will we cope?
She does say sheâs not covering herself in make up today though! How will we cope?
I canât bear the beauty stuff any more. Her filming herself pulling âcuteâ faces waiting for her mask to fizz up has to be a new low 
So cringey !!!!I canât bear the beauty stuff any more. Her filming herself pulling âcuteâ faces waiting for her mask to fizz up has to be a new low
So Iâm guessing @Jasmine âs email
To Maria wonât be acknowledged!
They must have a tit tonne of product to get rid of as I was looking at the Rodial site this morning in their outlet section... a ÂŁ750 cream (?) reduced to ÂŁ75.. with another 20% off?
What ??
To Maria wonât be acknowledged!
They must have a tit tonne of product to get rid of as I was looking at the Rodial site this morning in their outlet section... a ÂŁ750 cream (?) reduced to ÂŁ75.. with another 20% off?
What ??
I need to catch up, I have the mother of all hangovers Iâm not drinking gin for a while
, her stories will make me vomit
I bet the announcement is more ITS tit coming out
, her stories will make me vomit I bet the announcement is more ITS tit coming out
God where do I start. I came across LL a while ago and Iâve been keeping an eye on these threads about her for ages now.
Can I ask why is every influencer hopping from wanting to look like a Kardashian cardboard copy to now a âsophisticatedâ Parisian lady. Everyone one of them have them sodding panel walls, pampas grass, the same crappy Desenio prints and H&M home minimal style vases. Everyone is wearing so much neutral that they look like a magnolia wall. Itâs awful.
I actually liked the style when it first came about but youâve got this cow, ITF, Ruby Holley, Fashion Mumblr... oh gosh itâs endless and theyâre all doing that same try hard Paris decor look.
Once upon a time I liked the minimalist style but now with this one, Lorna hopping on that, some sugar baby chav from the backend of Trafford. I canât.
Itâs so try hard and cringe. Not one ounce of sophistication is held in this woman.
Can I ask why is every influencer hopping from wanting to look like a Kardashian cardboard copy to now a âsophisticatedâ Parisian lady. Everyone one of them have them sodding panel walls, pampas grass, the same crappy Desenio prints and H&M home minimal style vases. Everyone is wearing so much neutral that they look like a magnolia wall. Itâs awful.
I actually liked the style when it first came about but youâve got this cow, ITF, Ruby Holley, Fashion Mumblr... oh gosh itâs endless and theyâre all doing that same try hard Paris decor look.
Once upon a time I liked the minimalist style but now with this one, Lorna hopping on that, some sugar baby chav from the backend of Trafford. I canât.
Itâs so try hard and cringe. Not one ounce of sophistication is held in this woman.
I thought that too! Iâve been watching her Instagram stories as well and itâs a joke. Even she advertises her own products with a heavily filtered face. Itâs beyond stupid. I snapped a shot of her story the other day where âherâ eyelash was on the back of her hand as she rubbed in product
I like the vit c sunscreen (which was given to me) but there is no way Iâd buy anything else based on either of their stories as theyâre so filtered there is NO discernable difference from how they look beginning to end.
And as for a ÂŁ750 cream - donât even get me started!
How do they get bee venom from a bee? I hope they're not killing them!!
âThis cowâ
Same place they get snake venom ... oh, and dragons blood I suspect
Has she announced it yet .. Iâm cleaning the oven !!
Love it .. hope youâre gonna be a regular contributor to the thread @PurplePhoenix97
Best not to look for a while the fizzy fade mask story will def make you heaveI need to catch up, I have the mother of all hangovers Iâm not drinking gin for a while
I bet the announcement is more ITS tit coming out
Has she announced it yet .. Iâm cleaning the oven !!
Love it .. hope youâre gonna be a regular contributor to the thread @PurplePhoenix97
Best not to look for a while the fizzy face mask story will def make you heave
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Interesting, since on her older blog posts she is flaunting the fur coats everywhere.
Fortunately for me lol that exact distortion was the first thing I saw. The wrist and the hands were not properly filtered. Hahahaha. Looks like they were shrunken by a voodoo priest like those shrunken head rituals lol Hahahaha!! Second was the filter distortion on the one boob lol.. itâs so obvious Hahahaha. Itâs like looking at a comedy show
Furthermore, those pair of pants doesnât sit well on her Hahahaha
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Exactly. Sheâs going to be treading a fine line If she starts banging on about vegan products. Most of the stuff she uses isnât vegan.. so... sheâs just hopping on a band wagon, suspect sheâs not thought this through. Anyone remember what happened to Lydia when she started talking about vegan ?
Only âVegan for showâ ExposĂ© right here
The make up makes her look like prepping to be in a horror story lol
Maybe they should get them from those Murder Hornets, that are now envading the states and call them Hornet Venom.
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And sheâs just had a bacon sandwichExactly. Sheâs going to be treading a fine line If she starts banging on about vegan products. Most of the stuff she uses isnât vegan.. so... sheâs just hopping on a band wagon, suspect sheâs not thought this through. Anyone remember what happened to Lydia when she started talking about vegan ?
And you know what I canât be doing with the most. Those GRWM Instagram stories. Sat there in that ruddy nightgown, every bloody morning. Looking pale, with eyes like piss holes in the snow. All while appearing as a half sucked Cheese Dorito from the neck downwards. Then starts clabbering on countless amounts of gifted tat.
I donât care how much Charlotte Tilbury or Nars you own, or these overpriced crow foot cover creams that do no good. No one wants this every morning LL. Nobody.
That âiyaaaaaaaaâ she does and I sit there with an eye twitching.
Imagine going to one of those posh boudoirs in France or them near empty, marble floored Italian expensive stores, all the staff in black, face like smacked asses with egos bigger than their pay checks. Then LL is in there acting the goat, grinning daftly and going âOh IYA!â. Talk about sophistication, she must get some right looks. But then again she might try and act posh, Iâm also from Manchester (not Trafford lo) and I always see those girls who go selfridges, just hit their twenties and act like theyâre better than you when all theyâve probably bought is a Mac lipstick. Only the bag for show. I can picture LL being the same.
As for the ITS clothing line? Iâve had a look and while things do look alright. Some of it I kind of like but majority of it isnât for this country.
Who has the time to roam about in beige or camel jumpers, with a pair of sandals and sunglasses when itâs pissing down, wind ridden on a Monday morning. Half of that is what you would wear on holiday.
And if I have to see another nude or camel Kartrashian theme loungewear set Iâm going to flip. We get it. You think neutrals make you better than everyone else. Edgy.
The quality of the clothing just looks dodgy. Iâm not even saying that to be spiteful, I give kudos to people who bring out lines and make a bit of cash. Fair enough if itâs your passion but LL has no heart in this. Most of her stuff is no doubt produced by some rough back alley work shop in India.
Probably a pile of kids working in the bloody dark, theyâre that broke they canât even afford the lighting and are paid next to nothing to fund Lornaâs life of âluxeryâ. No wonder the sizing is all buggered.
Itâs all the equivalent to market tat. Remember back in the day before online shopping was a thing and everyone used to go on the market for fur yeti ugg boots, tracksuits, knock off trainers and on trend dresses at the time? Well, itâs like theyâve scrapped all that and now they have sites like ITS, Missguided, PLT, I saw it first ect which sell all of that. Only difference is that theyâve got IG to promote all of that now. People like LL bring in the big quid.
Still, Iâd appreciate it more if things were better quality, but fast fashion is fast fashion after all. And LL isnât arsed if itâs all shite sheâs flogging to young girls. Long as it pays for the car insurance, the nice holidays and getting her roots done. Sheâs sorted!
Moral: You get what you pay for.
I donât care how much Charlotte Tilbury or Nars you own, or these overpriced crow foot cover creams that do no good. No one wants this every morning LL. Nobody.
That âiyaaaaaaaaâ she does and I sit there with an eye twitching.
Imagine going to one of those posh boudoirs in France or them near empty, marble floored Italian expensive stores, all the staff in black, face like smacked asses with egos bigger than their pay checks. Then LL is in there acting the goat, grinning daftly and going âOh IYA!â. Talk about sophistication, she must get some right looks. But then again she might try and act posh, Iâm also from Manchester (not Trafford lo) and I always see those girls who go selfridges, just hit their twenties and act like theyâre better than you when all theyâve probably bought is a Mac lipstick. Only the bag for show. I can picture LL being the same.
As for the ITS clothing line? Iâve had a look and while things do look alright. Some of it I kind of like but majority of it isnât for this country.
Who has the time to roam about in beige or camel jumpers, with a pair of sandals and sunglasses when itâs pissing down, wind ridden on a Monday morning. Half of that is what you would wear on holiday.
And if I have to see another nude or camel Kartrashian theme loungewear set Iâm going to flip. We get it. You think neutrals make you better than everyone else. Edgy.
The quality of the clothing just looks dodgy. Iâm not even saying that to be spiteful, I give kudos to people who bring out lines and make a bit of cash. Fair enough if itâs your passion but LL has no heart in this. Most of her stuff is no doubt produced by some rough back alley work shop in India.
Probably a pile of kids working in the bloody dark, theyâre that broke they canât even afford the lighting and are paid next to nothing to fund Lornaâs life of âluxeryâ. No wonder the sizing is all buggered.
Itâs all the equivalent to market tat. Remember back in the day before online shopping was a thing and everyone used to go on the market for fur yeti ugg boots, tracksuits, knock off trainers and on trend dresses at the time? Well, itâs like theyâve scrapped all that and now they have sites like ITS, Missguided, PLT, I saw it first ect which sell all of that. Only difference is that theyâve got IG to promote all of that now. People like LL bring in the big quid.
Still, Iâd appreciate it more if things were better quality, but fast fashion is fast fashion after all. And LL isnât arsed if itâs all shite sheâs flogging to young girls. Long as it pays for the car insurance, the nice holidays and getting her roots done. Sheâs sorted!
Moral: You get what you pay for.
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