I could drive us there! I know where it is!Hilarious !!! Maybe you could invite us for ‘tea’
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Oh yes.I could drive us there! I know where it is!
toot toot! Coooeeeee.. guess who???
They’d hide in the grounds, Lorna beneath a 16 metre wide sun hat.. and Mr Luxe behind a perfectly manicured giant bush with several bottles of Whispering Angel.
You could introduce us to the neighbours .I could drive us there! I know where it is!
Hey @AllAboutTheMayhem shouldn’t we arrive with a HIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA.
I don’t think her narcissistic personality would think she was ‘messing with us’. She would think she has got the ‘better she of us’. Someone posted ages ago about NPD I’ve just read this and it’s so her ...Haven’t watched for days; makes me want to vomit . For someone who seems to love herself with her comments while putting cake on her face or hair.... it is so transparent that it’s quite the contrary. She doesn’t really like her real self because she has to warp it up. I mean I look scary
Comes across as insincere! Meanwhile, the cake minions are so clueless lol
But if she’s reading on here as mentioned on prior threads, she’s probably messing around to get on some nerves. What a fkturd and a weirdoYah you LL
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Oh yes she’s absolutely text book NPD. It’s all there.
Delusional grandiosity, superiority, manipulative, lies, vanity.
This “ relatable, down to earth” facade (she thinks) she presents is only for HER personal gain... which again is a masssive NPD trait.
Instagram serves to regulate her self-esteem, there is absolutely no general interest in anyone else as individual, only as a means to an end.
Delusional grandiosity, superiority, manipulative, lies, vanity.
This “ relatable, down to earth” facade (she thinks) she presents is only for HER personal gain... which again is a masssive NPD trait.
Instagram serves to regulate her self-esteem, there is absolutely no general interest in anyone else as individual, only as a means to an end.
It’s a bit chilly this morning .. can’t wait to hear where she’s gonna eat her breakfast .. wonder if she’ll be having a bowl of strawberries 
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She looks bonny in the stories today at the point where she’s putting mascara on. Her hair is in a loose bun and looks unkempt but in a good way. Then she goes and pout and poses and ruins herself
What’s with that shiny illuminated nose !!! She’s Back to reading packaging to us again ..
. Poor Ol whipping boy gets a scolding for not cleaning the mirror .. we know he’s working, cooking, shopping, washing clothes , running up and down to the cellar but he’s slacking not cleaning the Pwincess’s mirror !!! God forbid she’d pick up a cloth Haven’t watched for days; makes me want to vomit . For someone who seems to love herself with her comments while putting cake on her face or hair.... it is so transparent that it’s quite the contrary. She doesn’t really like her real self because she has to warp it up. I mean I look scary
Comes across as insincere! Meanwhile, the cake minions are so clueless lol
But if she’s reading on here as mentioned on prior threads, she’s probably messing around to get on some nerves. What a fkturd and a weirdo
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Def been reading on here again as we mentioned tapping the blusher brush where does the excess powder go ... she’s just said don’t worry I’m sitting on a towel
She’s doing another giveaway, but this time with stuff cult beauty have sent her because she doesn't like any of the products! I bet cult are fuming, she’s honestly so spoilt!
hang on... what? She is or isn’t?
I’ve just watched Samp Chapman’s live where she had used the same PR kit that was sent from nars as what Lorna was sent (which she is now giving away ) and the contrast between them both on their make up skills 
I know Sam is a make up artist, so that’s an advantage but why are Nars sending stuff to Lorna when she can’t apply make up properly 
) and the contrast between them both on their make up skills I know Sam is a make up artist, so that’s an advantage but why are Nars sending stuff to Lorna when she can’t apply make up properly Right. I take it back. They got sent PR boxes from Nars but sam got sent more kit than lornaI’ve just watched Samp Chapman’s live where she had used the same PR kit that was sent from nars as what Lorna was sent (which she is now giving away
I will probably never be in a position to own a chanel handbag EVER in my life, but I can hand on heart say I prefer every single one of my £8 primark bags over her hideous white chanel monstrosity. And if you took the CC off of hers, I'd bet most people would agree that mine probably looked more expensive.
She'd hit back to this and say its jealousy, but it's seriously so far from the truth. If I had to get a branded bag it'd be a sleek little YSL number anyday!
She'd hit back to this and say its jealousy, but it's seriously so far from the truth. If I had to get a branded bag it'd be a sleek little YSL number anyday!
It’s vile isn’t it ... The Parisians don’t like this bag either And I know that when they see one they’re like ... oh it’s a ‘Luxeless Brit abroad
LL is the Influcer alright lol
Birkin is out of the liar’s league and they are way too classy for her
If Hermès International SCA is smart they will want to avoid a downgrade on their stocks from being associated with her shite show
I am bleeping dying! She’s got the cheek to write that but can’t even spell influencer properly!?? Oh Claire.
Yah that white bag is a heap of tit. I do love chanel but if I can afford it or not I feel most of their styles are more mature and just well, not my style. It’s like I said about the classic flap, it just reminds me of my MIL (to be) it’s elegant and classic, it suits her but not thrown over a ITS dress with tit hair exertions or anything that doesn’t fit the style. I like YSL too it’s got a much younger vibe in my opinion x
She'll be bottom of the Birkin waiting list now anyway due to COVID delays
Hey I take a day off and your on a new thread, yes for the title @Rogue1
Did I just see a meringue on her stories
Did I just see a meringue on her stories
Duck mouth, and blending her eyeshadow into her blusher so it looks like she’s got a massive bruise down each side of her face. Attractive.
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Today’s clown make up is hysterical! Omfg.
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