LornaLuxe #5 liar, liar acrylic pants on fire

[LadyLockdown]

She thinks she’s Zsa Zsa Gabor with her 6 suitcase bollocks. It’s meant to impress everyone. Lucky old mr luxe taking photos of this vain creature. That’s his idea of a holiday?? Tbh she needs 5 cases of slap to slather on and a case full of acrylic shit.


Jesus I’m on the wine and it’s not even 5pm. I need a safe space. She’s triggered me completely with this last 30383 stories since lunch.
What’s with the guest (Vocal) appearance from Mr Luxe? It’s like some pub circuit comedy duo.. but less funny. You know the type that get booed off.

And her lips look collossal.. she really does see something else when she admires herself in the mirror. She really has come a long way....

“Guest (vocal) appearance”

Hello

So I'm new here. Found out about the filter.. I see it on stills but I would've never noticed without knowing. And no mansion, what is up with that?

Anyway, here is my moodboard

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Did you mean “moon” board?

 

[CouldYouNot]

Long time lurker here - I had to sign up!
Jesus I can’t bear to watch LL plaster her face in crap every day, but I just can’t look away!

i asked heron one of her stories (going on about rose) if she actually drank rose every day, and she replied asking if I was affiliated with a rose brand - no, but you obviously are!

 

[InAweNoMore]

Wtf does she choose these mood boards, which in fairness are stunning. Elegant ... but she dresses like a flamingo with zero taste in fashion. All too bipolar extreme here.

She looks bloody hideous. She gives Gemma Collins a run for her dollar in the trash she wears

And the comments are robot like ... just commenting same old same old and truly are blind or afraid to call her out on how a freak and looney she looks! The entire thing about this LoonyLuxe is hilarious! What a freak show everything is laughable even her expression and the entire package is lunatic. I just laugh even more because the minions are too hilarious also .

Someone else mentioned the that her shite show is akin to the Emperor’s New Clothes. So accurate

 

[Ohmydays]

I love the way she’s so selectively concerned about issues. 5 weeks and she never fuckjng mentioned covid.
Influencer shit heads really aren’t getting it right are they. How can they support causes... but still make it ALL ABOUT THEM AND WHAT THEY CAN GET??
Tough balance eh twats.



because they’re self obsessed and all they can talk about is themselves! They were going to “ natter” about bullshit,themselves and beauty products that rake them in money.

Neither of them could articulate awareness about anything other themselves - their chosen specialised subject! Lorna is good at pasting sentences she’s read on the internet. Fucking useless at being a pivotal member of society.

I found it really sad and cringey when she was telling us to check out Her list of great black influencers that she’s never really mentioned in the past .. I have black members in my family I’m aware of what’s going on .. I’m totally against it but would I post some of these random sayings ... NO ... once again she’s doing it for attention .... cos she’d forgotten all about it this morning And was back to promoting that the acrylic nappy set was back in stock !!!! Vile person

 

[PT32]

O my good christ. Just went back and rewatched. Didn't notice earlier but when you look at the head rest and the seat over her right shoulder it's constantly moving as she moves. SEEN IT ALL

Oh my god I just watched it!! That is some SAVAGE warping! I’ve screen recorded it so we’ll always have that one in the bank.

I pity her. Lots of people use filters on IG but they do it openly and don’t pretend it’s their real face and you can see in the top left corner which one they’re using. She’s too thick to realise how obvious it is.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Can we have a load of questions she’s been asked before please? Yay! So exciting.

I would like to place my entire life earnings on the following;

She will answer any questions where she can reel out references to cabin crew, rosé, expensive shoes, bags, and “ dealing with Criticism”

 

[EllaEllaElla]

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I cant work out what is going on in that photo????

OMG LOOOOOOOOOL I'm such a knobhead I missed what was circled I thought you were on about the splodgy marks on the skin ffs

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

So I’m guessing @Jasmine ’s email
To Maria won’t be acknowledged!

They must have a shit tonne of product to get rid of as I was looking at the Rodial site this morning in their outlet section... a £750 cream (?) reduced to £75.. with another 20% off?
What ??

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Or maybe it’s an edit stop !!!

Oh yeh!! Also, she says John had told her he had never been in love before.

 

[Dontbelieveit]

I think her chest is the most unattractive feature of her body yet she always has it on show. The skin looks horrible and nothing wrong with small boobs but she doesn’t wear stuff that flatters them it’s all too open and low cut which is generally a good look for a flatter chest but she’s not flat chested enough if you know what I mean. She needs a bra.

It’s as though she likes them to practically hang out. The way she always pulls one side of her robe further open to expose more of her chest . There’s been the odd occasion her boobs nearly fallen out of the robe . She does need a bra though your right

 

[CouldYouNot]

Her arms are plastered to her sides because If she lifts them it’ll fall down

She goes on about wine so much, she sounds like a sad old wineo

I know she gets paid for it, but still!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She thinks she’s Zsa Zsa Gabor with her 6 suitcase bollocks. It’s meant to impress everyone. Lucky old mr luxe taking photos of this vain creature. That’s his idea of a holiday?? Tbh she needs 5 cases of slap to slather on and a case full of acrylic shit.


Jesus I’m on the wine and it’s not even 5pm. I need a safe space. She’s triggered me completely with this last 30383 stories since lunch.
What’s with the guest (Vocal) appearance from Mr Luxe? It’s like some pub circuit comedy duo.. but less funny. You know the type that get booed off.

And her lips look collossal.. she really does see something else when she admires herself in the mirror. She really has come a long way....

 

[EllaEllaElla]

WTF ..Im sorry ... is this meant to be a good look

Funny thing here I tried doing this pose when I got out of the shower this morning fuckin uncomfortable seriously, whoever started this trend of standing like you've shit yourself needs another knock on their head...

 

[InAweNoMore]

Anyone read this ? Seriously I think it’s instagram breeding these narcissistic selfish vain greedy idiots..
Does this mean More trickery and fakery on their LYING Instablaggers accounts !! ?

If someone can make a comment on what filter she uses on her phone video because it makes her look like a totally different person shaving off a good chunk off her face compared to other people’s phone live video app with her.
That’s not bullying; that’s holding her accountable in a legitimate business. Let’s see if she pins that post as a bullying comment. The act of pinning it is actually bullying too. Touché!

 

[LadyLockdown]

Who got there first then?????

Oh dear, J never learns, never grows up. Everything is for show. I used to try and have indepth chats with him years ago and he listened, but there was nothing behind the eyes.. unless it revolved around him or if it made him look good then he wasn't interested. Can you all remind me why I married him???? Anyway, I'm not bitter in any way honestly, I'm not. I just can't help watching a car crash( awful innit).
I love the whit and humour on this thread. Now, you all know who I am but who are you??????????

I have nothing interesting to tell. I did wonder though - have you ever heard from the ex, the liar or their wardrobes regarding your commentary on here?

And you married him because it was good at the time. When its not good.... well, we’ve all been there and can fill in our own blanks

 

[Shutupkaren]

She is honestly vile, constantly posts being all "lovely and down to earth" then the utter spam of inspo pics of tiny models with jeans that are so gappy at the waist you'd honestly call an ambulance for the poor devil makes me sick

 

[pink_norris]

Mr luxe believes she woke up like that ? What? Is he visually impaired ? or is he pissed?

LOL I was just about to say that, I think both or else is just too dam scared to say the wrong thing or she'll eat him alive.

So she is in the midst of a massive Rodial paid partnership and today PR's Murad and Clarins. The girl has no morals whatsoever, just take the £, keep it coming because brand awareness means nothing to her. She should go on "Flog It!"

Who the hell engraves a robe, it's embroidered you thicko woman. You not heard of that being so "fashion" you would know.

 

[Ohmydays]

I’m sorry but her stories today have really rattled my cage !!. Lots of reference to the tattlers thread though . She’s just not addressing BLM , it’s like the elephant in the room she’s pussy footing around the issue .... trying to prove she’s intelligent with her ‘English degree’ then acting as if her minions are thick and just want to watch you tube or listen to Podcasts so she’s again suggesting stuff that she’s found interesting that they can learn from FFS !!! Then back to her and her skin and her hair playing the victim re lack of confidence blah blah blah ..,I find her infuriating today ... the shallow vile person that she is is never far from The
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
hey LoonyLuxeLiar
Here’s probably more that Ive missed but I’m bashing the keypad so Im gonna stop

 

[pink_norris]

Jesus WTF is that dress she’s wearing now, it’s looks like she’s fashioned it out of some pillowcases.

Ps who is the ‘boy’? I had a look over the previous threads to read up but couldn’t find anything?!

What the fuck. Jesus Christ mother of all Mary get me a glass of wine now

Has she lost the plot don’t tell me that’s part of the summer In The Shit range

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I can’t bear the beauty stuff any more. Her filming herself pulling ‘cute’ faces waiting for her mask to fizz up has to be a new low