LornaLuxe #39 Got Herself a Secondhand Kelly, Out of Work with a Rose’ Belly

[styleoversubstance]

Hahahaha - look at her squeezing that open grey ‘ermes into shot. Thats sad sad sad. Luv we got it, you own a Kelly…

Also : weird boat SHOOOOOOOEESS alert. Everything about him gives me the ick.

 

[Ohno25]

She’s been reading on here again !!!!

Just about to say the same. Vanilla? Doubt it

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Hahahaha - look at her squeezing that open grey ‘ermes into shot. Thats sad sad sad. Luv we got it, you own a Kelly…

Also : weird boat SHOOOOOOOEESS alert. Everything about him gives me the ick.

She really only has these 'jokes' doesn't she:
- making friends
- nice marriage
- yellow shorts
- sausage rolls
And that's jokes in the very loosest of all terms.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Another coat? They are going to need another house to hold all of them. She’s crazy

 

[Ohno25]

Another coat? They are going to need another house to hold all of them. She’s crazy

Their new house will need a room just for the coats - lost count of them! Meanwhile the self-storage lock up she told us about must be bursting at the seams - roll on the charity sale in the London pop-up

 

[Furloughedhousewife]

Another coat? They are going to need another house to hold all of them. She’s crazy

She can't even pronounce the Brands correctly she is promoting or double checking the spelling before she puts the story out.
Where the hell are these "friends" they make too ?

 

[LittleBirdie]

Gross

On top while she lays there like a dead body with her eyes closed thinking of england Chanel.

 

[Its_Me]

The dog looks as if it’s got a bit more life in it after spending a few days with her mum

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

Am I the only one confused by that new coat? So she says she saw it yesterday in Isabel Marant but it was nearly full price, so she ordered it from Coggles who what, delivered it today to her in Paris in time for her to wear it for a flight home? And then she says she got a haul at Isabel Marant, is she having that delivered to her at home?

 

[Strikeapose18]

She really only has these 'jokes' doesn't she:
- making friends
- nice marriage
- yellow shorts
- sausage rolls
And that's jokes in the very loosest of all terms.

The attempts at humour might be the worst thing she does!

Also what the f was the point in this Paris trip? Was it really worth leaving the new puppy for that?!

 

[Hereforthecomments87]

Am I the only one confused by that new coat? So she says she saw it yesterday in Isabel Marant but it was nearly full price, so she ordered it from Coggles who what, delivered it today to her in Paris in time for her to wear it for a flight home? And then she says she got a haul at Isabel Marant, is she having that delivered to her at home?

For goodness sake, keep up will you….. can’t believe you can’t make sense of her life….

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

For goodness sake, keep up will you….. can’t believe you can’t make sense of her life….

You know how people say they don't know if they're coming or going... with her, it's actually true.

 

[Ohmydays]

You know how people say they don't know if they're coming or going... with her, it's actually true.

I can’t believe there’s much ‘coming’ … sorry I’ll leave now !

 

[LittleBirdie]

I can’t believe there’s much ‘coming’ … sorry I’ll leave now !

You’re barred!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Another coat? They are going to need another house to hold all of them. She’s crazy

It was a “Isabel Maranda” size 12. Then a 10.
It’s just a stream of bullshit.

 

[LouisLover]

It was a “Isabel Maranda” size 12. Then a 10.
It’s just a stream of bullshit.

She was linking a company to buy from so no doubt the size 12 sold out and 10 was still in stock so changed her story(lies) accordingly

 

[de beauvoir]

The chin tucking in paris was strong this visit!!! She had her chin tucked in her neckline the whole trip hahahahha

Also she goes on about these friends he makes all the time. Where are they all??

he’s just that Creepy old man you get sat next to on a flight that doesn’t stop talking to you.

 

[Furloughedhousewife]

I like in the Live she discussed that she had spots on her jaw line & believes to be hormonal.
Then in the same breath mentions she hair sprays her neck and chin to stop her make up rubbing on her roll neck jumpers ... top tip that

 

[Same stuff different day]

Where is she today? Why so quiet? No sponsors to shill?

 

[Furloughedhousewife]

Where is she today? Why so quiet? No sponsors to shill?

She did a Live earlier, i can't remember where she was off too . She was talking from her car