LornaLuxe #15 Prancing round like a prize winning pony with a Kelly she’s still a phoney

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Breaking my Lorna Luxe tattle thread virginity 😂 love this thread, you all make me laugh so much!

Is it just me or do the clear glasses look like something you had to wear in school for science lessons?! Not much luxe about them!
yep. Pair them with that french maid costume top with that school leather skirt and she'd have a perfect porno look. Maybe that's what she's going for subconsciously.
 
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Long time lurker! HEY LADIES. Just bobbed on to ask about this bulge. Why is it such a strange shape VURRRYYY confused. Clearly edits her flat tum in her photos. 😒
That, my love, is what is known as a piss tank

Which one of you guys is behind this account? 😂👏🏼
I have my suspicions about who it is 😂

Why does he have to be so creepy about the way he looks at her. It’s not cute 🤮
That is most definitely directed by Lorna, 'look at me adoringly so people know I am Queen Baby'
 
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That canoodling stuff is really quite unpleasant. Legit would rather carry a Tesco 5p carrier bag for the rest of my life than need to snog him to fund my life.

Her lips and his fag breath does not equal erotica!! <shudder>
I just don’t understand it. How desperate is she for some clothes and handbags that she’ll wake up next to old man fag breath every day for years on end?

Not jealous of her one bit.
 
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Just catching up here. West coast so I always have loads to read.
Those jeans are horrendous. She should be honest about what looks good on her. Gag
 
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I just don’t understand it. How desperate is she for some clothes and handbags that she’ll wake up next to old man fag breath every day for years on end?

Not jealous of her one bit.
I think in the beginning she was probably attracted to him and now she’s just sort of used to him.
 
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Hi there! Newbie here. Until yesterday I had NO idea who Lorna is and then I fell into the rabbit hole of thread #14 and try to catch up 😅
I googled old pictures of her and oh my god, the fillers were a bad idea... she looks completly different now!
 
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Shocking when you see the difference now to the filtering even just a few months ago. Obviously she’s either easing off on the filter or the daily quaffing is contributing to the puffiness!
Both! I think the filter there was very strong but she’s also a lot puffier now.
 
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I think in the beginning she was probably attracted to him and now she’s just sort of used to him.
to be fair that sums up a lot of relationships 😂 but I 100% get your point.

I think she enjoys that people perceive them as richer than they are due to her being a younger female with an older male; she’s aware the assumption is that he has a lot of money and she really plays up to it.
 
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I think in the beginning she was probably attracted to him and now she’s just sort of used to him.
Totally. I was thinking this today. He wasn't bad looking back in the day. He just got older and I don't think she considered that. Particularly as part of her instatakeover.
 
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to be fair that sums up a lot of relationships 😂 but I 100% get your point.

I think she enjoys that people perceive them as richer than they are due to her being a younger female with an older male; she’s aware the assumption is that he has a lot of money and she really plays up to it.
I agree she wants people to think they're richer but I also get the vibe she wants to be the "bossbitch" ... could be wrong but I don't think she wants everyone to think he buys everything for her but she gets it for herself and chooses to be with him. Like, he's the lucky one, not her ...
 
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Totally. I was thinking this today. He wasn't bad looking back in the day. He just got older and I don't think she considered that. Particularly as part of her instatakeover.
I agree.... I think that when I see pictures of him on their wedding day.... But these days she also looks a damn sight worse too. It's blatantly obvious she doesn't want him anywhere near her physically. She recoils when he comes close. She's probably quite happy muddling along in the relationship so long as he doesn't overstep the mark!.... The man's a fool!!
 
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