LornaLuxe #15 Prancing round like a prize winning pony with a Kelly she’s still a phoney

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Those flies are most definitely undone!

And didn’t she go and get her eye test somewhere in Horsham before she tried to blag some online before going to Paris? So has she even been to this London one before??
 
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Sorry my last episode recap was rushed and I could barely remember what was last thread and what was the one before it had moved so fast!
Thank you for new thread. I’m on diff time zone with UK so everyday I wake up I’ve got pages to catch up so I’m used to it. I love it 😂😂
 
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Those flies are most definitely undone!

And didn’t she go and get her eye test somewhere in Horsham before she tried to blag some online before going to Paris? So has she even been to this London one before??
Yes she did say didn’t she that she was doing errands and going to her optician. Forgetting the lies again. Amazing they just conveniently sent her a second pair for free.
 
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Guys, whats the story behid Suxy? I have to catch up with 8 threads 😂 I understand there was something about some AD links, but don’t understand the story behind some pictures and Instagram? Is there a instagram account revealing photoshopping? A summary would be nice 👍🏼
 
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Guys, whats the story behid Suxy? I have to catch up with 8 threads 😂 I understand there was something about some AD links, but don’t understand the story behind some pictures and Instagram? Is there a instagram account revealing photoshopping? A summary would be nice 👍🏼
Suxy are 2(I think?) lawyers who created an Instagram account dedicated to LL and exposed her photoshopping and filtering as well as not declaring the ads and gifts. They closed the account now but continue to report her from their legal position to ASA encouraging them to hit her with fines.

They are on the threads from time to time.
 
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Suxy are 2(I think?) lawyers who created an Instagram account dedicated to LL and exposed her photoshopping and filtering as well as not declaring the ads and gifts. They closed the account now but continue to report her from their legal position to ASA encouraging them to hit her with fines.

They are on the threads from time to time.
You can always just search @Suxy_ member on here to see her updates if you don’t want to trawl through all the threads. Hopefully they’ll updat us all again soon .
 
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Credit to @annabelle_bronstein for the thread title. Apologies I had to shorten quite a bit to fit!

Lorna

-Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA. Seems to have stepped up her game since being called out by @Suxy who also created an Instagram page dedicated to her lies and abominable photo editing
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street

John aka Mr Luxe

Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy

His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.

She cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Duration AND gender unknown at this stage as it’s thought she may have had a bisexual affair. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.

The Manor House

Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.

She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.

Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.

On last weeks episode still in Paris despite lockdown measures tightening in the city, Lorna finally fulfilled her lifelong dream of acquiring a Hermes Kelly bag although a few months back the dream was a Birkin which she has continued to offensively refer to as her baby even after being called out by a follower who ended up a-blocked. Mr Luxe filled us in on all the details of acquiring the bag whilst Queen Baby interrupted the whole way through.
The new supposedly A/W ITS collection was launched full of polka dots and sales seemed to be down. Following on from the discover of RHO NY Sonja also selling the same flammable collection LL’s collection has been spotted on Ali Express. Still no talk of relocating back to HH although she says she misses poor Boo #saveboo

Continue ☕
Thanks for this honey I wouldnt have a clue where to begin 😘
 
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Long time lurker! HEY LADIES. Just bobbed on to ask about this bulge. Why is it such a strange shape VURRRYYY confused. Clearly edits her flat tum in her photos. 😒
Breaking my Lorna Luxe tattle thread virginity 😂 love this thread, you all make me laugh so much!

Is it just me or do the clear glasses look like something you had to wear in school for science lessons?! Not much luxe about them!
 
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Gawd trying to keep with with general life stuff and come here to find a new thread YAY

Her head looks massive, and I don't think OMR been pumping it

Hideous coats again that will be overpriced badly made. The're thin and flimsy cause costs more to make them a proper thick winter coat, the cheapskates.

So how are they going to eat now lockdown in Paris is closing in, I'm worried about them wasting away.
 
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Gawd trying to keep with with general life stuff and come here to find a new thread YAY

Her head looks massive, and I don't think OMR been pumping it

Hideous coats again that will be overpriced badly made. The're thin and flimsy cause costs more to make them a proper thick winter coat, the cheapskates.

So how are they going to eat now lockdown in Paris is closing in, I'm worried about them wasting away.
That was the thought process behind them staying in a hotel not an apartment this time so they could still get food in the hotel if there was a full lockdown because Queen Baby is too precious to cook
 
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Those flies are most definitely undone!

And didn’t she go and get her eye test somewhere in Horsham before she tried to blag some online before going to Paris? So has she even been to this London one before??
Yes definitely she went to one locally on one of the few days she was at the flat,
 
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That canoodling stuff is really quite unpleasant. Legit would rather carry a Tesco 5p carrier bag for the rest of my life than need to snog him to fund my life.

Her lips and his fag breath does not equal erotica!! <shudder>
 
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