Hope John brought his starch spray with him for the big hat
It’s a chemo port.What is that??
https://giphy.com/1AISo14Pc1LPKs6z39 Like ET in disguise.I’d Fukkin loved to have seen that … her arriving at a beach bar in that Fukkin kaftan and big hat thinking she’s some sort of c’leb more like pleb whilst everyone else is sitting in shorts and vests sniggering .
WHAT !!! No Fukkin surprise there then . greedy cunts filling their pockets first but looking to be the do gooders . So what we looking at 50p per pair of shorts sold ? But all her Fawnas will think they’re being Fukkin amazing . Maybe they’ll donate the whole £50 when they send them as Freebies to their friends . Cos boy will they be flooding the gifted market .Speaking of greed. Has anyone else noticed that the “ All profits going to cancer research” are now “ net profits”?
So net profits are when all of her “business expenses and costs” have been paid..so basically she’s paying herself, everyone, the bunker mortgage, advertising, marketing trips to Greece to photograph the bloody things. Then giving what’s left….
HAHAHHAHAHAAH It’s the Valentino’s she’s got them imprinted on herThe strap marks in her fake tan are brilliantView attachment 3012858
Why does she buy shoes that don’t fit her and NOT get them stretched???FFS … read the room Yawna . It’s flip flop territory and your Fukkin trotters are swollen in the heat and look hideous in those shoes tbh those shoes look hideous with that dress full stop . The horrendous fake tan straps have been mentioned numerous times . Shoddy lazy bint . WHY do you want to release this dress in another colour when you don’t know how well it is going to sell ? FFS
Damn you beat me to it!! I came here to say the exact same thing!Do you think this beauty is inspired by the bedroom curtains?
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I think the curtains might have a better finish actually...
You can bet that "job" will go down on the poor girl's list of things she wished she'd never done / worst clothes she ever wore.You know it’s bad when even someone as gorgeous as that model looks like a sack of spuds.
That picture you posted was exactly the one that made me think of her curtains.Damn you beat me to it!! I came here to say the exact same thing!And just like the real curtains, the curtain dress can be worn open or closed
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