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Lorna Luxe #45 Luxe where? Luxe who? Luxe how?
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She’s truly unhinged. Do we have a psychiatrist/psychologist in the group? This woman is completely unhinged.
PS thanks for being kind about previous typo. Obvs meant resort not report 🫣
PS thanks for being kind about previous typo. Obvs meant resort not report 🫣
Even worse when you consider she’s been sitting back in the carpark since Saturday morning.
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I am ! My specialism is not social media influencers but I can certainly offer quite a few theories.
This pic .. posted in WOS IG .. WTF it’s absolutely amateur and horrific . Those legs, that awkward pose ,those swimming pool rails . FFS
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Isn’t it about time for her annual meltdown/breaksown? The one where she disappears for two weeks?
Oh and who won the latest giveaway. ?
Oh and who won the latest giveaway. ?
She’s doing that now but pretending to still be in the Maldives !
Face and hands 
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This is the face of a Vegas nana who sits under harsh casino lighting for 14 hours a day on the slotsFace and hands
Acting like they haven’t been gifting/paying ‘celebs’ to make a comment on the smell of the candle. 
Just perusing the new Dior stuff. Countdown till she either appears in this or rips it off... Actually LL ripping off her tracky isn't a welcome thought 
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They've even done a tribute to Loona's famously shaky grasp of geography
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They've even done a tribute to Loona's famously shaky grasp of geography
She’s recycling pictures at this point. Probably been home almost a week??
Wonder if John has stopped smiling yet??
She’s “tagged” Gillian.. but hasn’t really?? Cos when you click on the tag it flips to next story. So what she’s done is just wrote it and made sure it’s not an actual tag to make it seem like she’s tagged it.. weirdActing like they haven’t been gifting/paying ‘celebs’ to make a comment on the smell of the candle.
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Loony imagines them as movie stars and I do see them as perfect for the next series of The White Lotus!!
and I do see them as perfect for the next series of The White Lotus!!You have to be interesting for that surelyLoony imagines them as movie stars
Interesting when you consider the “ we’ve had a call from the surgeon” dramatics earlier in the week.Wonder if John has stopped smiling yet??
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That Gucci nightie. Lorna sees herself as some 6ft, 90’s super model & her happiness is seemingly defined by wealth and being regarded as beautiful. People thinking she’s a model. She’s not. She’s just told people she is.
Fascinates me so much- when you consider that she earns more than someone who actually does good. Like the surgeon who took out johns stomach for example. I mean it’s not even comparable is it. The world is genuinely fucked.
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Works for me? Maybe it’s cos you’re trying from Lorna’s stories - she’s reshared it from WOS.
Is that even her candle? Why the other brand in the background?
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She makes me laugh. This picture is everything.
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Cat teats out check
improbable story about John buying her dresses check
weird looking away pose check
bizarre pose which she thinks makes her look slimmer check
She's so filthy. Look at the chestFace and hands
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