I wonder if they will be having any ‘ special cuddles ‘ on that holiday ? 
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i just looked at Lydia’s highlight of her stay there . Let’s see how Yawnas compares
And if she even labels it
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Can’t wait too see what she’s got to wear this time hopefully not sweaty knit dresses like the last time
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Can’t wait too see what she’s got to wear this time hopefully not sweaty knit dresses like the last time
Countdown to John ‘making friendzzzz’
Have we got an official bingo card going can anyone knock one up?
My suggestions
Discreet Diet Coke appearance
Teeth whitening strips
Hey they haven’t lost their luggage or had their car broken into at an NCP car park lately either have they ? Those Same Ol Same Ol stories must be due an appearance
Mentions of the butler at any given opportunity
Room tour! Doesn’t necessarily need to be their room. Ha!
Please add to bingo
Please add to bingo
Footsie on a boat trip she’s organised especially for John .
Same as Lydiot then she had a boat trip
The lies
The lies
Off for a cheeky facial or manicure (even though she said she was giving her nails a break) 
Bucket full of rosé with a "the Ritz got the memo" or some other unfunny tripe.
we’ve not had a mention of vow renewals for a while (which is weird since you’d think a critically ill partner would be a catalyst for something like that).
Why is she always pretending she reads books
and plays virtuoso piano.. and pattern cutter... with an english degree... etc etcWhy is she always pretending she reads books
GOD she’s predictable. 10 gold stars for you
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GOD she’s predictable. 10 gold stars for you
The card will be full by the end of the day!Unless they upgraded at the airport. We did it from premium economy to business when we flew to Dubai. It was £700. So if they already had business it would only be a bit extra for first if there wqs room in the cabin. Still a ridiculous amount to be flaunting though.
So this is supposed to be John’s big treat after his awful year…. And she’s bringing her pals.
She is so bleeping selfish.
She is so bleeping selfish.
Its undeclared freebie trip that should be marked as an Ad. They don't have £10k to spend on flights + hotel when all the money is plugged into WOS snd the NCP car park home
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