LadyLockdown
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Sorry Édith Piaf, Looney says “La vie en Rosé”
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C'est parfait, ca!
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C'est parfait, ca!
Iv followed her for years but kinda forgotten about her. Just read the previous threat and OMG!!! How is that the same person as the girl on her IG photos! Cannot believe I used to think she was Luxe, she is an absolute shambles !! Is it worth reading any threads before the last one ?? I’m so intrigued by the lies and fake life she has been portraying
YetAnotherObsessionx
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Yes! I've never seen/had one that's actually worth having, unless you know you can use all of the products, they're such a waste. I'd rather just spend the money on full-sized versions of products I definitely like.Does anyone else get the absolute ick from these advent calendars?(not just the ones Lorna has shown, I mean all these crazy skin care/ designer “worth £3000 but £90 with discount code” )
I don’t know why I do, but I do!
Also how Lorna always seems to take stuff out of them and claims to gift them to people. Just give somebody the whole thing, it's not like you don't get enough of them!
asdfghjklily
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Why am I poor when I could be scribbling on a canvas and parading it around as “art” and selling it to pretentious wan*ers??? Thanks for the inspo Lorny Loo xoxo
YetAnotherObsessionx
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Is she telling us that her £2m house does not have a dishwasher already?
de beauvoir
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She really hates the concrete. She won’t admit it but she covering it all. 
can’t wait to see what she does to the chipboard flooring in the cinema room.
can’t wait to see what she does to the chipboard flooring in the cinema room.
Its_Me
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Lol at her making that photo black and whiteFFS… Here we go the ‘birthday week quote ‘ !!And these are the pseudo ‘fwends’ for this year .. What a bunch of vile self centred twats they all look and act too. Take a look at thatmakeupmouse stories it certainly validates @Ohno25 saying that the locals call SF C***lins .
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de beauvoir
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She’s reading here again! A coffee machine, how thoughtful of her. Didn’t they already have a huge one on the counter??
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LittleBirdie
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I wouldn’t want to stand next to Abbey on my very best day
TruffleShuffles
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Gosh, I wouldn’t want to stand next to Abbey wearing that.That outfit is so wrong, who exactly is she influencing
CAT1975
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I don’t think John buys any of the bags. It’s part of her brand that she thinks it’s cool if men buy women expensive gifts. She buys them all herself and as we now can see she claims as business expenses.
AllAboutTheMayhem
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I’ve just got a new pup and the amount of work that goes in to it really isn’t something Lorna could cope with. Getting out of bed before 11am to let the dog out ? Naaaaa. Clearing up after accidents? Naaaa. Even if John hadn’t been poorly, her mother would still have had him whilst she fucked off travelling.
oh and re her numbers, she’s been at a static 1.4 for YONKS. The only time her numbers go up is for a giveaway, ( in particular the Chanel one) and I’m guessing that as soon as the giveaway fake winner has been announced, the numbers just drop off and people unfollow)
oh and re her numbers, she’s been at a static 1.4 for YONKS. The only time her numbers go up is for a giveaway, ( in particular the Chanel one) and I’m guessing that as soon as the giveaway fake winner has been announced, the numbers just drop off and people unfollow)
AllAboutTheMayhem
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Sticking that label on it really is a risk. But I’m sure old Teflon Lorna will get away with it…
She really does believe her own hype doesn’t she. And it’s all fake as fuck. Half of me wonders what it must be like to make so much money from being so disingenuous. Would you sleep at night? But then the other half thinks, she’s thick as fuck, she’s got away with it for so long, she will just carry on until she can’t anymore. She thinks she’s untouchable. And after some of the stuff she’s done and the filtering, size and body and face, and hair bullshit then it’s hardly surprising she believes she’s untouchable, because seemingly she is.
She should have named the collection “ The Emperors new clothes”
Do we think that she’s going to be “modelling” again with her iconic 5ft 3 filtered style? More trips with the terminally ill John getting up at 5am to take pictures near bins and the DHL van? Or is she farming it out women in Charley’s little black book?
She really does believe her own hype doesn’t she. And it’s all fake as fuck. Half of me wonders what it must be like to make so much money from being so disingenuous. Would you sleep at night? But then the other half thinks, she’s thick as fuck, she’s got away with it for so long, she will just carry on until she can’t anymore. She thinks she’s untouchable. And after some of the stuff she’s done and the filtering, size and body and face, and hair bullshit then it’s hardly surprising she believes she’s untouchable, because seemingly she is.
She should have named the collection “ The Emperors new clothes”
Do we think that she’s going to be “modelling” again with her iconic 5ft 3 filtered style? More trips with the terminally ill John getting up at 5am to take pictures near bins and the DHL van? Or is she farming it out women in Charley’s little black book?
Ohmydays
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He was on his way there and thought . Fukk it I haven’t bothered to get her a birthday present . Quick stop at Poundland to get a canvas and frame , sharpie already in his pocket .. Ol Charlie drew it in the car whilst someone else driving erratically round the bends and Voila .. ! A masterpiece to suit the GH mish mashThe "illustrator" put about as much effort into that scribble as the architect did with the car park. I wish I was a fly on the wall when he was explaining his inspiration
AllAboutTheMayhem
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I find it strange that Pet Gay Scribble King has stated that they are eating steak to celebrate. Whilst Queen Baby has stated “ nothing to celebrate ” (which I assumed was an attempt to gloss over the fact she was out gorging and drinking whilst John is hooked up to a new chemo regime? )
So which is it?
So which is it?
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Its_Me
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I thought the mention of an important meeting he had to attend was maybe Hermes