Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn

[LittleBirdie]

It’s giving ‘quick power walk round the retirement village Sandra?’ vibes.

Oh and if I’m not mistaken, those are LA Space joggers. So very luxe

 

[Its_Me]

Oversized blazers maybe ?

3 items: an oversized blazer, ra-ra skirt and a wrap cardigan all in 3 colourways and almost indentical to the ITS versions but slightly less shit.

 

[Badbugger]

What we thinking ?? DIY SOS?

Trainspotting 3

 

[CAT1975]

Please can my sweater say “I’m waffling…”

Have to say this launch is giving hilarious! Brings me back to the olden days and I’m all for it

 

[styleoversubstance]

That coat looks VERRRRRYYY much like the AliEppress one that was shared here. Whos up for a game of LA (Lazy Arse) Space bingo…? Xx

 

[styleoversubstance]

This made me think of Loonys new Hermes

 

[Chlamydia Millen]

To check out the real Lorna sans filters go to Lydia Millens last You Tube time stamp 41.50

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[lucie_Lu]

Tuck in! It’s a wild ride..

Why do I find it absolutely hilarious when people say “tuck in” on here but absolutely when she says it??
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It’s got pockets

“John’s just finished steaming the collection”

 

[Daisy Uncle]

She should be ashamed of the way she's carrying on.

 

[CAT1975]

Unbelievable! Lorna you are the most selfish b**ch we’ve ever met! Karma will come and bite you in the bum very soon

 

[TruffleShuffles]

New Birkin then, do we reckon they’ve had to sell the old one again to fund it? We haven’t seen it for a while.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Have his doctors not warned them that he has little to no immune system? A pub? A plane? It’s back to school time and starts sick season - not to mention the dreaded c-virus. What happens if he gets sick??????

 

[Its_Me]

She didn’t say shit about the Elizabeth Arden press stay while she was there but now she’s got a discount code and an opportunity to make money off it it’s the best thing since whatever was the best thing last week. People really believe her shit. Judging by the black smudges under her eyes she hasn’t even washed or cleansed her face before she’s slapping that all over it.

 

[Its_Me]

Did she try to copy Molly with the curtains

 

[Ohmydays]

The couples photo …

And OF COURSE the teeny Birkin has to be in shot

Also, a staff of seven??

Staff of 7
John
Mum
PR manager ( pet gay)
Agent
Cleaner
Window cleaner
Gardner

He looks like an old tramp in that photo ! And she looks ridiculous but as we know, money don’t buy style .

 

[pink_norris]

34c in Paris, pony kicking with cheap landfill coats n boots, the sweat will be flying

Are we getting another Eiffel

What’s her sustainability mission statement on this crap

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Buying engagement for the Elemis Ad again I see.
Makes you realise how much she makes it she’s prepared to give away £500 each time she needs to get engagement. That said, do they actually receive it ? As we know the Chanel/ Dior / whatever bag winners never do!

 

[lucie_Lu]

Does anyone else get the absolute ick from these advent calendars? (not just the ones Lorna has shown, I mean all these crazy skin care/ designer “worth £3000 but £90 with discount code” )‍ I don’t know why I do, but I do!

 

[TruffleShuffles]

A show about celeb women with a passion for interior design??? They've stuck a few bits of furniture in 2 rooms! What exactly are they going to be showing?? "This is the dining room table come dressing table, this is a right good piece of art my fave artist #gifted me of a scribble, here's my vending machine looking wine fridge and my naff pink sofas...... Let me take you to the bedroom where I've got a bed, some daft curtains and an antique mannequin." There's nothing else to show!

Oh come on, don’t forget the easel…….

 

[tacokitten]

Her bedroom now looks like it's from a Black Mirror episode. Or, it's a prison cell built by a psycho stalker and he/she locks someone in and plays lovesongs or weird noises over those speakers.