Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn

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I miss the ITS days and hearing, ‘ it’s fully lined’, ‘sits so well’ and ‘ dress it up or down ‘ on the regs. Anyone else remember other phrases she used in order to describe those rotten garments she used to flog?
I think she did several demos of how to tie a wrap top?
 
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I think she did several demos of how to tie a wrap top?
Ohh hell yes. Traumatic times. Can even one person have EVER asked how to tie a top?
And don’t forget the comedy skippy leg kicky thing before she set off waddling.
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Brilliant. Thanks @LadyLockdown. Sometimes short, sweet and succinct is all we need for this clown.
 
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Surprised she's not mentioned her birthday which I fear is this month - get ready for multiple unwrapping of pwesents
 
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Sick as it is, In her mind, I believe she will be using John’s good news and him having had a bad year, as even more reason that he should spend ( on her) !
 
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Buying engagement for the Elemis Ad again I see.
Makes you realise how much she makes it she’s prepared to give away £500 each time she needs to get engagement. That said, do they actually receive it ? As we know the Chanel/ Dior / whatever bag winners never do!
 
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No way did the bag winners not get thier prizes?
Well, we don’t know FOR SURE. Every winner has a usually old, inactive private profile.
NO one has EVER paraded a winning £6k bag or anything else for that matter which we find odd. Always the same bag.
We saw one woman once who claimed to have received it but I’m sure there was a link to the winner via one of her pet gays? Or something like that I can’t quite remember.
The bag giveaways are the only thing that’s kept her numbers up over recent years that’s for sure.
 
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