She talks in Fukkin riddles .. didn’t she get her hair done, go shopping , attend x 2 London events last week and a weekend in the Cotswolds . But by her sympathy ‘keep us in your thoughts ‘ quote She makes it sound as if they’ve been sat round Mr Pigs poorly bedside .
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I just find it so funny that Lorn keeps trying to push her fella as Britains answer to George Clooney! Definitely losing followers with the constant posting…..Lorn if you are reading this, I’m glad you’ve found someone that makes you happy but he is not fanciable and he is not goals! Please keep him behind closed doors. Out of sight.
Well there you go, got a ton of fake “are you ok hun” messages whilst they’re chugging wine looking for their next brand deal.
Her content is dire
Her content is dire
Even the sitting on the floor talking to the phone yesterday is shite. She got away with that in 2020 but it’s back to work now hunny, use your imagination.
IMO she’s seriously lost her way so now THEY are trying to get ‘couple’ collabs.. cars, hotels, restaurants . Interiors ..any products tbh . He must be pushing it too as most husbands would be just happy to be ‘themself in the background ‘ and let her do her thing .. sad really if he’s poorly why don’t they just bow out and enjoy life ..? Ooh hang on if the do that they’ll have to PAY for it !!!
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Why does his coat remind me of her “Hourglass” coat?! 🫣Oh she’s been reading here again. I agree that the coat game is strong… for @AllAboutTheMayhem ’s Auntie Jean
But hey if Harry Styles can pull off a sequinned jumpsuit then of course Grandpa Pig can pull off Matalan outerwear.
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that’s what I thought!
So she’s gonna wear a New Look trench instead of her Dior one … errr I don’t think so !
. We had the screw fix comment a few times before too 
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Copying her mate's look but Nicole carries it off much better! 
Wall plugs? Does she mean rawl plugs? Either way it a. Never happened and b. Is woefully unfunny 
Are they putting up shelfs? Thought they were moving
what the dog thinks
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And c. she has made that incorrect 'joke' before.Wall plugs? Does she mean rawl plugs? Either way it a. Never happened and b. Is woefully unfunny
Adding value before selling with some floating shelves don’t you know.Are they putting up shelfs? Thought they were moving
Followers must be a-dropping !
Cos it’s a ……. Giveaway time ……… again
Cos it’s a ……. Giveaway time ……… again
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Surprise surprise surprise. Look at her numbers. Look at the percent of fake followers. That almost half a mil fake bots. She should be ashamed.Followers must be a-dropping !
Cos it’s a ……. Giveaway time ……… again
also her engagement rate is crap
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The value has dropped of the giveaway too !! Used to be £1000 . Even their fake competitions are feeling the pinch .
Why is she promoting this skincare ? Thought her blemishes / breakouts were sorted with those Tula Toning pads she was raving about thd other day .?
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Why do I get the feeling these PR dinners are just cover up’s for catalogue MLM nights out
I just couldn’t think of anything worseLOL. She couldn’t to make it anymore Fukkin obvious that she’s a regular reader on the thread could she ? Drying her hair different to cover up her bare bits and talking about Mr Pig’s oversized man’s coat 
. Fukkin hilarious …
she looks a Fukkin mess too .
. Fukkin hilarious … she looks a Fukkin mess too .
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