So now she’s hiding that chinny chin chin with the Russian virgins hair . 
. And what has Nicole done to her face she looks so puffy faced
. And what has Nicole done to her face she looks so puffy faced
Lorna Luxe #34 Mr pig and label bore, look how many brands they wore!
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Narcissists need approval and crave attention, and I reckon Mr Pig and Nicole are her flying monkeys. ( enablers)
Extravagant displays of purported wealth / promises etc( attention seeking) are also a feature.
“ adore me, look how generous I am buying my friend Chanel and Hermes”
( and don’t forget to tell everyone what you did!)
She is so text book, genuinely it’s frightening.
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The man in the background speaks for all of usSo now she’s hiding that chinny chin chin with the Russian virgins hair .
How old are they 5? 
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My 13 year old niece is not as cringe as she is. Imagine being 40 and behaving like her. Also, has her hair ever looked worse than it does today? She’s be better off getting one of Kim zolciaks wigs. How does fake hair look so badly conditioned and dry 
What a surprise her giveaway went to.... a private account! 🫤
I was going to say, can she try to hide her chin anymore
How old is Nicole ? Is it a milestone birthday does anybody know?
Yes totally!! I love a classic bag, a nice watch and nice 18k jewelry but i care less and less about the it pieces or trends on social media. If I buy something I want to be able to enjoy it for the upcoming 10 years, at least. I also feel like it has to do with age (im approaching 30) but Lorna and Nicole are maybe even 10 years older?
we need to see the SA picccsss
That rose today is $20 retail so 10-12 wholesale. Definitely a step down from the usual
Hi TITS - sorry been awol as was away for a few days but now catching up. I would like to say I’ve never felt more powerful in my life
This whole fake friends trip seems inspired by my comments & then our discussion about her & Nicole and her never having anything to do with Emma/the husband and many women although not wanting kids, do enjoy being an ‘auntie’ type to share/have that in some way. I think that is the best way to put it? (although it goes without saying that every womans choice re kids is theirs alone and shouldnt be judged by anyone)
I actually do think Nicole is disgusting for letting her daughter be featured in such a way though. I wonder what the dad thinks? He seems v absent in all this debacle.
BTW if this is what Lorna thinks ‘best’ friendship looks like I feel actual pity for her…BUT she still looks like a shambling wreck lol. I’m starting to get in get Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard vibes
“I am big, I tell you! It's Instagram that got small.”
This whole fake friends trip seems inspired by my comments & then our discussion about her & Nicole and her never having anything to do with Emma/the husband and many women although not wanting kids, do enjoy being an ‘auntie’ type to share/have that in some way. I think that is the best way to put it? (although it goes without saying that every womans choice re kids is theirs alone and shouldnt be judged by anyone)
I actually do think Nicole is disgusting for letting her daughter be featured in such a way though. I wonder what the dad thinks? He seems v absent in all this debacle.
BTW if this is what Lorna thinks ‘best’ friendship looks like I feel actual pity for her…BUT she still looks like a shambling wreck lol. I’m starting to get in get Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard vibes
“I am big, I tell you! It's Instagram that got small.”
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WTF have I just watchedHi TITS - sorry been awol as was away for a few days but now catching up. I would like to say I’ve never felt more powerful in my life
This whole fake friends trip seems inspired by my comments & then our discussion about her & Nicole and her never having anything to do with Emma/the husband and many women although not wanting kids, do enjoy being an ‘auntie’ type to share/have that in some way. I think that is the best way to put it? (although it goes without saying that every womans choice re kids is theirs alone and shouldnt be judged by anyone)
I actually do think Nicole is disgusting for letting her daughter be featured in such a way though. I wonder what the dad thinks? He seems v absent in all this debacle.
BTW if this is what Lorna thinks ‘best’ friendship looks like I feel actual pity for her…BUT she still looks like a shambling wreck lol. I’m starting to get in get Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard vibes
. True though so sad she needs to consult with Tattle daily to see what to do in her boring life
. She’ll be calling us her friends soon 
We are her friends
We are not her friend
We are not her friend
On this theme - Loona - if you are reading, here are 3 quick wins for you:
- We're over WA rose - we know you drink bottles of the stuff and like to flaunt it at every opportunity but it's not even slightly amusing
- There is more to life than Chanel padded rope chain bags in every size and colour - honestly!
- Quit those obviously fake clip-in rats tail extensions that are not remotely flattering and visit a good salon to get 40-50 permanent hair extensions with nano rings that won't even be visible. Might take you longer to wash/dry your hair but you have plenty of time!
I was literally just thinking we’ve not had a ‘that was a nice marriage’ in a while
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She can’t even go on a 1hr flight without having a drink!
She went to Amsterdam for one day? Did I miss something???
How desperate do you have to be to drink the easyJet rose
What a wino.
Also, apart from the 8 hour cream revolving “ crew” story, have we ever seen her use this night cream?
Thought not.
What a wino.
Also, apart from the 8 hour cream revolving “ crew” story, have we ever seen her use this night cream?
Thought not.
She’s been to Amsterdam which is so beautiful. Think on Negins content. It’s a beautiful city. She hasn’t posted anything of value. She went to the Maldives and posted barely anything. I’ll say it again, she is THE WORST influencer ever!!
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