Could she be any more foul, shallow and disgusting…
3 weeks in the Maldives and she needs something to look forward to #NOWORDS
3 weeks in the Maldives and she needs something to look forward to #NOWORDS
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She is looking to see if Net-a-Porter deliver to the islandWe’ve got 10 MORE DAYS of this, people…
She’s so ungrateful it’s unbelievable. And how much more materialistic can she get? She’s staying in an unbelievably beautiful place that most people can only dream of visiting, and instead of making memories with her husband she’s off buying more stuff. Is that really what makes her happy? It’s so sad.Could she be any more foul, shallow and disgusting…
3 weeks in the Maldives and she needs something to look forward to #NOWORDS
Quoting myself now but just watched that programme, can't believe how different she looks. And saying how she is a taste maker, not an influencer - ahahahaaaaaaa yeah you have taste in things that are not the ones you 'design' since you never wear them! And saying she wants to sell a lifestyle... come on, you're trying to sell rich people's lifestyle to people who buy polyester off ITS, it's like admitting you want people to live above their means just so you can then buy Chanel or go to the Maldives.I'm on a train this morning & started reading the LL threads from #1 - wow there was a lot going on here on Tattle before I started reading! Currently feeling a bit sad for OAP Raisin, going by the chat about him wanting to have been a dad. Also, Wonder if that BBC fashion programme is still on iPlayer, I didn't watch it at the time... I wanna see what she looked like on that.
Hey Ladies . Still here - haven't disappeared into the wide blue yonder (or the Maldives), just not been very well. Have been catching up on the thread though & wanted to thank you all for giving me a good old chuckle-fest. Your comments have really had me laughing (always the best medicine) so thanks to all you lovely lot. Anyway, here we are & what to say??? The FoK-ers go to the Baldies! I haven't been following the Loons & Lurch show closely so have been doing catch-up there too. Could a trip (of a lifetime?) be any more underwhelming or uninspiring? Celebrates her husband's milestone birthday avec Burgers & Bodyguard?!?! Still, it will undoubtedly have been served by their butler, so all is twinkling in LuxeLand. Pitiful creature travels thousands of miles to subsist on burgers & booze & spend endless time on her phone. Its hysterical and tragic in equal measure. Surely the catering team at the resort can sort out some curry & mash for our Chavette. Still, Twinkle Trotters will at least have something to look forward to upon her return home as she's on-line shopping. You couldn't make it up, could you. Err, what about looking forward to seeing her Mum & her poorly dog on her return home? SMH. There is quite some time yet remaining, so I'm eagerly anticipating her donning a pair of her big bird shoes. Anyway, enough from me. I need to go & confer with my butler over today's menu. Laters.Where’s @miss trixie gone?
Good to have you back @miss trixie ‘twinkle trotters’Hey Ladies . Still here - haven't disappeared into the wide blue yonder (or the Maldives), just not been very well. Have been catching up on the thread though & wanted to thank you all for giving me a good old chuckle-fest. Your comments have really had me laughing (always the best medicine) so thanks to all you lovely lot. Anyway, here we are & what to say??? The FoK-ers go to the Baldies! I haven't been following the Loons & Lurch show closely so have been doing catch-up there too. Could a trip (of a lifetime?) be any more underwhelming or uninspiring? Celebrates her husband's milestone birthday avec Burgers & Bodyguard?!?! Still, it will undoubtedly have been served by their butler, so all is twinkling in LuxeLand. Pitiful creature travels thousands of miles to subsist on burgers & booze & spend endless time on her phone. Its hysterical and tragic in equal measure. Surely the catering team at the resort can sort out some curry & mash for our Chavette. Still, Twinkle Trotters will at least have something to look forward to upon her return home as she's on-line shopping. You couldn't make it up, could you. Err, what about looking forward to seeing her Mum & her poorly dog on her return home? SMH. There is quite some time yet remaining, so I'm eagerly anticipating her donning a pair of her big bird shoes. Anyway, enough from me. I need to go & confer with my butler over today's menu. Laters.
Ooooh please share!Yeah speaking of content, I’m following someone who was just at the same resort as the fucktard twins, ( and at the same time) and his stories are immense. He’s got just over 400 followers and his experience and presentation of the Maldives is just perfect and shits all over that of the LoonyBin.
Her coverage just goes to show her life is just fulfilled by shopping !!! I spent a week in The Maldives .. turned my phone off. Took pics on my camera .. read books .. listened to music , swam with the sharks ,surfed, played cards, played scrabble , went to bed early Didn’t have a Butler. Didn’t have a tv didn’t have a spa .. just enjoyed the Maldives for it’s pure beauty .. Each to their own I suppose ..Yeah speaking of content, I’m following someone who was just at the same resort as the fucktard twins, ( and at the same time) and his stories are immense. He’s got just over 400 followers and his experience and presentation of the Maldives is just perfect and shits all over that of the LoonyBin.
Totally agree with you. I don't think she's capable of deriving pleasure from anything without a high value material content, in other words "stuff". So shallow & unfulfilling. Shame that being like that means she'll miss out on so much of the sheer beauty & pleasure you can appreciate from the simplest things in life. What a pity she's not able to cherish the time with her loved one & simply absorb the beauty of being in such an idyllic location, storing up wonderful memories. Instead, she's attached to herHer coverage just goes to show her life is just fulfilled by shopping !!! I spent a week in The Maldives .. turned my phone off. Took pics on my camera .. read books .. listened to music , swam with the sharks ,surfed, played cards, played scrabble , went to bed early Didn’t have a Butler. Didn’t have a tv didn’t have a spa .. just enjoyed the Maldives for it’s pure beauty .. Each to their own I suppose ..
Croatia | GRWM on hotel floor | Teeth Whitener | ||
Fillet K (lovin it) | ||||
Yawning, morning, had a lie in, don’t know where John is | ||||
OMR James Bond reference | Hire boat for day (inc footsie on said boat) | OMR pulls strings to get table at restaurant/Room Upgrade | ||
Slurping pasta | Mr Luxe starching hats | How to pack hats advice | ||
Up and down the same hotel stairs, multiple times, pony kicking | Dropped H’s/gurning – pre launch | |||
Pic on her precariously placed on a wall wearing InTheShite dress | |