Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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Her feet and thighs are the same width #monstermunch
I'd love to see her visit a destination where they have strict decency & morality laws..........then see her get banged up for flashing her nether regions hither & thither. I don't think she'd get the 5* luxe accommodations to which she is accustomed.....her being a famous personage 'n all. 
I thought they were going to another Maldivian island?
Oh, I must have skipped through her saying that. A week in the Maldives is enough for me. Mauritius would have been a good transfer. I did loads there and it’s a beautiful country.
Yes I think you are right, she said they were ‘mixing it up’ by staying in an over water bungalow
In English that means, the Maldivians are cutting them off from the mainline
I don’t blame them, I mean imagine the overdone over chip coming up to you asking what scent you are wearingIn English that means, the Maldivians are cutting them off from the mainline
I am expiring a little bit more with embarrassment by proxy each time she refers to their butler.
Daft baggage.
Daft baggage.
Yeah. Exactly.
16 years together and he’s had his first massage today.
I’m sure they do this to make the Fawna’s wish they had a man like him. Or something.
The predatory pourer has been replaced by theI don’t blame them, I mean imagine the overdone over chip coming up to you asking what scent you are wearing
Predatory Perfume Pervert
Why has Lorna started saying John wants to go and talk to strangers/make friends? He’s a total loner. Others that have seen them in Santorini, etc, have said they speak to no-one and stick together.
Maybe he’s finally sick of being ignored whilst Lorna constantly scans social media and is desperate for anyone to talk to
Maybe he’s finally sick of being ignored whilst Lorna constantly scans social media and is desperate for anyone to talk to
Think it's just yet another of her inane side-swipes at him to try & make herself look clever. She's too dense to realise that all she does is make herself look like a prize pillock.
Maybe is he trying to get away from her "help me, somebody, anybody, the fake tan is out of control"Why has Lorna started saying John wants to go and talk to strangers/make friends? He’s a total loner. Others that have seen them in Santorini, etc, have said they speak to no-one and stick together.
Maybe he’s finally sick of being ignored whilst Lorna constantly scans social media and is desperate for anyone to talk to
Updated Bingo 60 Special - have I missed any
We've done well Tits, we've seen it all and there's still on holiday
Croatia | Teeth Whitener | |||
Fillet K (lovin it) | ||||
Yawning, morning, had a lie in, don’t know where John is | ||||
OMR James Bond reference | Hire boat for day (inc footsie on said boat) | OMR pulls strings to get table at restaurant/Room Upgrade | ||
Slurping pasta | Mr Luxe starching hats | How to pack hats advice | ||
Up and down the same hotel stairs, multiple times, pony kicking | Dropped H’s/gurning – pre launch | |||
Pic on her precariously placed on a wall wearing InTheShite dress | |
. All those people will be gone just after 7pm cos then they’ll have to start paying for their cocktails Ol Raisin no mates . But you already know that cos it was probably last night #timemachineAttachments
Surely there are not that thick? I’ve never been to a hotel outside of Europe that doesn’t do managers cocktails once a week, surely they’ve come across that before.
Was she in the room while he was having a massage?
How weird and creepy
How weird and creepy
I think she said it was a couples massage so they’ll have both had one at the same time in the same room. The therapist probably thought it was a daddy and daughter massage…
Obviously they are !!! They think they’re worldwide travellers !
. But it sure Doesn’t look like it …. Let’s not forget this pair of muppets only go to the same hotels on repeat !!!I know I have only been back on the thread & following their antics for a couple of days, but my cringe-ometer has gone from zero to hero.
What a pair of dumbass fools.
What a pair of dumbass fools.- Status