Where the F o k are both of you ?????? @balenciagandburgers @RaspberryCheesecake we’re off to Pareeeez
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Lorna Luxe #29 Sulked in Marbs, hotel didn't deliver, now TrufflePig home & wrecking liver
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… again again again Couple of things:
todays hiyyyyyyaaaaaa happy Tuesday was the worst yet
her outfit is absolutely bleeping foul. She looks rough as, it’s hilarious that she is an influencer
todays hiyyyyyyaaaaaa happy Tuesday was the worst yet
her outfit is absolutely bleeping foul. She looks rough as, it’s hilarious that she is an influencer
omg the outfit! Serving up 'overflowing clothes bank realness'
Too funny!! Have a lovely day, say cheers to us TITs when you open the WA today!BV and balloon, tick and tick; it’s as if they read here
She looks like a bloody battenberg! Wasn’t yellow and pink Mr Blobby’s colour palette of choice? And get some clothes that actually fit and don’t look like they’ve been swiped from lost property.Couple of things:
todays hiyyyyyyaaaaaa happy Tuesday was the worst yet
her outfit is absolutely bleeping foul. She looks rough as, it’s hilarious that she is an influencer
It's 'ot too don't forget
No Botox definitely no Botox and that photoshop is on
Reminds me my decorating shirts need to go in the wash
Reminds me my decorating shirts need to go in the wash
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I just bobbed on to say she looks like one of those chewy fruit salad sweeties (that my daughter has chewed a bit and spat out in to the palm of my hand)
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What the duck does she look like !
Has she actually looked at herself and thought ‘yep looking good’
Scruffy stumpy little trog
Has she actually looked at herself and thought ‘yep looking good’
Scruffy stumpy little trog
can’t help but wonder where John is sleeping. Are Lorna and her Nicole sharing ? Does John get the foot end? Or is he being his best house elf and kipping on the sofa?
Never met an iron I didn’t like, eh Lorna
I saw this one in real life on Sunday. She looks like a cadaver that’s been handled by an intern. Absolute state.
I wondered exactly the same thing. Presumably he's tagging along as who's taking the pics? Has the suite got 2 bedrooms, if so one for Loons & Lurch, the other for Nicole. If only one bedroom, ?!?!?!?! Still, if there are 2 bedrooms and it's all 3 of them staying, I think it's a bit odd him tagging along with everything. Still, perhaps he's thinking she'll need a minder, what with her being a widely-followed sleb, she could be mobbed in the streets.
What a weird carry-on.Battenberg
@LittleBirdie you've had me laughing out VERY loud, except a battenberg looks a sight more appealing.Bloody hilarious @Mariamariamariarose
Today is definitely LAUGH OUT LOUD Tuesday. You're all on form, Ladies.
So she's just had a shedload of injections and then put make up over the top 
Those manky nails
WTF has she got on??
I know it’s already been said but ‘What the Fukkety fukk ‘ does she look like ??
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Her skin is dreadful …If that’s what slathering on loads of expensive beauty products does for your skin I’d rather use No 7. !!!!
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Her skin is dreadful …If that’s what slathering on loads of expensive beauty products does for your skin I’d rather use No 7. !!!!
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